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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Gordon Bombay should have been fired, tarred and feathered for not starting Julie The Cat over Goldberg in The Junior Goodwill Games in Mighty Ducks 2.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Just finished NEVERMORE, the Raven documentary and I’m very happy we still have the chance to give him his flowers. Always one of my faves. Still has to try hypnotizing me next time I see him, though. Seriously, the doc is very well done. Check it out, if you haven’t already.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Nothing impresses me more than still being able to make merch glasses out of the upcoming year. I swore that market was donezo after 2009. Never underestimate the will of mankind. #ShoesClues

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

This year I watched 381 #movies, 101 of which were 2025 releases. So I grace you with my Top 10: 10. Heads of State 9. Steve 8. Weapons 7. Eternity 6. The Naked Gun 5. Zootopia 2 4. The Life of Chuck 3. One Battle After Another 2. Sinners 1. Train Dreams

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spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are sitting in front of a television eating cereal .

ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are sitting in front of a television eating cereal .

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Entirely too pleased with myself for this one.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I may fly to Jersey this weekend just to get a sandwich I saw on Instagram and I don’t even care how that makes me sound. #ShoesClues

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

We’re saying goodbye to Audrey today. The universe has a way of working things out and I truly believe I was pushed to make the trip for Christmas so I could see her one last time. Hopefully, Rusty will be waiting for you so you can dig together again. Rest easy, sweet girl.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I tried the new flavor coffee they had at Wawa today. I figured I might as well let you know.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Donated about 50 toys for Christmas to a buddy’s community who was doing a collection. Was feeling pretty good about doing a nice thing and then - BAM! - flat tire. Stay humble, kids.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Spotify thinks I’m significantly older than I actually am and it’s got me feeling like an owl without a graduation cap: heartbroken.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Catching up on @ewpod.bsky.social and @benlindbergh.bsky.social’s blast on FIP makes me feel like I’m in that Simpsons bit about Zinc.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I saw this Uber commercial at the movies a few weeks ago and, by the end of it, I was full-on SpongeBob tears. It’s probably one of the year’s best films and I will die for Uber now. youtu.be/CafQC20v8Kw?...

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In Good Time | Uber

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Limbo: great party game, horrible relationship status. #ShoesClues

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Just glad that my life was able to reap the benefits of the existence of the great Duane Roberts. RIP.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Best World Series of my active fandom: 5. Cubs v. Indians - 2016 4. Cardinals v. Rangers - 2011 3. DBacks v. Yankees - 2001 2. Dodgers v. Blue Jays - 2025 1. Twins v. Braves - 1991

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Game 7, 9th inning: my group chat is popping off about the merits of sweet potato fries. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I’m the blanket from The Brave Little Toaster.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I’ma be real with you: it’s too cold to dress slutty tonight.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

To the dude I met on the checkout line who’s gonna leave all this to become a famous DJ: I believe in you.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My dad was 18 years younger than I am now when he used this ticket to see one of the greatest games ever. Two days later, the Mets were champions. Just hoping I’m around long enough to see the same for myself. The sun ain’t as bright as it used to be. #mets #lgm #worldseries

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

“That’s what happens at Gucci, you buy a pair of shoes and they let you fuck your ex-fiancée!” - Johnny Drama

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

The first episode of Dawson’s Creek is basically a NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC compilation put to teen drama. I love it.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Can the Louvre just shut the fuck up for one more inning?

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Eleven years ago, CPA and I took a stroll through the park, went on the swings and even jumped in with a softball team that was practicing. It was lovely.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Magistrate J’Oeshoes needs a booking.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Woke up thinking about the crippling social anxiety I would get at 10 years old if I needed to get up during class to grab a tissue from the community box. #ShoesClues

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Orlando Bloom looks like he’s had a very hard life in these cruise commercials.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I like my sex how I like my basketball: 1 on 1 with as little dribbling as possible.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Another season of #Jets football is the best excuse to stay green with some Lime @drinkgaragebeer.bsky.social! May all your wagers provide a wonderful bounty today! #MajorGarageBeer

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

“Nice catch, Hayes, don’t ever fucking do it again.”

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

“Well, do you know what I think? I think in the next four games you’ll probably put enough money in these guys’ pockets to cover this. So fuck this bullshit!” With that, Johnson ripped the bill in half, crumpled it up, and threw it into a nearby garbage can. The room exploded. RIP Davey. #Mets

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Experiment with a little Chemistry, my new beard balm & oil scented with sweet pipe tobacco & vanilla from MadCat! Portion of all proceeds go toward supporting local cat shelters so you’re doing good while looking good! Get your dose now at www.madcatbeardcare.com/product-page...

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I was swimming in raw sewage. I love it.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

If he’s dead on a holiday weekend, there’s gonna be a population boom 9 months from now.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I don’t think I’ve ever been so prepared for anything as I was when I got a text asking, “was there an episode of Saved By The Bell with a blind girl?” There sure was.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Mets All Time #21 Power Rankings: 1. Cleon Jones 2 Carlos Delgado 3.JONAH TONG 4. Lucas Duda 5. Kevin Elster 6. Max Scherzer 7. Masato Yoshii 8. Bill Pulsipher 9. Warren Spahn 10. Rich Hill

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Anatomy of a Mets game. Starring me and Brian Myers.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Me (all year): Get rid of Marte, he’s completely washed. Me (just now): I will die for Starling Marte.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Celebrate the people you miss with something they would love. Today, that means @whitecastle1921.bsky.social.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I just really wish I could call my mom and bribe her with a visit if she agrees to make me chicken cutlets. Which would then lead to hearing my dad screaming in the background that she never makes chicken cutlets for him and he hates having to depend on me to get them.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Haven’t used this one in a while.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

If we’re going to question age, we should really be focused on the fact that Nolan McLean is a rookie who looks like your dad’s friend who comes over to change the timing belt in your family car while crushing a few beers and smoking a dart. #Mets

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I absolutely disdain religion, but I have zero issue with compromising personal beliefs to try anything to help the Mets.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I think we’re all old enough to admit that Chex is an incredibly underrated cereal.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I’m in a foreign country, relaxing with the Mets on during vacation and I want to stab someone with this dessert churro that came with dinner.

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Traditional Colombian cuisine. 🇨🇴

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Capt. Joe Shoes @thejoeshoes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Going out tonight. Gonna wear loose clothes so they don’t restrict my diaphragm. #ShoesClues

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