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Jesus Freakin Congress

@thejfreakinc.bsky.social
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our 🌎is on 🔥 TikTok: @theJFC

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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
What makes Chicago truly great is its diversity. Each neighborhood is a world of its own…full of unique cultures, flavors, shops, art and people. Chicago IS America, and what makes America great is exactly this: the richness of its diversity.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The “murder capital” of the world? Colima, Mexico. The U.S. top five? 1. St. Louis, MO — ~69.4 per 100k 2. Baltimore, MD — ~51.1 3. New Orleans, LA — ~40.6 4. Detroit, MI — ~39.7 5. Cleveland, OH — ~33.7 Notice anything missing? Yeah… Chicago.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
In case you missed it: Russia reportedly has Trump’s infamous golden shower tapes and is threatening to use them if he doesn’t fall in line. Because nothing screams “strong leadership” like being openly blackmailed by a hostile foreign power on Twitter.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Does everyone get it yet?!?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Republicans claim to care so much about crime rates… Yet, they are attacking sanctuary cities, which were designed to help lower crime rates and help improve public safety. So, what is this administration really trying to do, with their ICE raids, targeting sanctuary cities?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Something about forcing a family to keep their brain dead wife, and mother, on life support, because she is pregnant, is giving… republicans think of women as nothing more than an incubator.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Trump pretending to be Christian on Hitler’s birthday, feels very fitting.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but… RFK Jr is pushing eugenics with everything he said about autism. He is setting the groundwork so getting an autism diagnosis puts a flag on your back for extermination. And no, I’m not over exaggerating.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If you aren’t on Twitter, you might not be aware that this administration is blatantly lying about Abrego Garcia being a criminal. & today they started justifying wrongfully sending him to an extermination camp because a white woman was murdered by a completely different man. Yeah, we are fucked
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The El Salvador prison is an extermination camp, and the president of the United States just said he wants to send U.S. citizens there.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You know republicans are idiots when they say, “This is why you elect a businessman.” Trump bankrupted 6 businesses…
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Trump shut down the only CDC lab tracking drug resistant gonorrhea. & when untreated, gonorrhea can cause infertility. Which seems odd since Republicans are so invested in increasing birth rates… Until you learn that Black Americans experience the highest rate of gonorrhea.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Forcing someone to put their life, and health, in danger, for the chance to create another life, isn’t pro-life… Pro-life is caring about the life that already exists, and wanting to help continue that life.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A 24 year old woman was arrested in Georgia for having a MISCARRIAGE. All because she didn’t dispose of tissue remains properly. Most women miscarry in a toilet… 1/5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage. And now, Republicans are ARRESTING women for having them. A MISCARRIAGE.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So, which the chat leak, we can all finally agree that Republicans don’t give a F about our troops, right? Because, even before the leak, they have been knowingly putting thousands of troops at risk by not using a secure form of communication.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Notice how the most uneducated people are the ones cheering on abolishing the Department of Education?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Wait one second… insurance companies are not obligated to cover terrorism losses?! So, that means, if the attacks on Tesla cars are terrorism, like Republicans have been claiming, the insurance companies do not have to cover the damages. Just another reason not to buy a Tesla.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The presidential fitness test can only be brought back if the president also has to pass this test.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, especially when America isn’t at war with any country, is authoritarianism. And, declaring it illegal for a news source to speak negatively about a president, is also authoritarianism. So why are we pretending Trump isn’t an authoritarian?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Clearly Elon is freaking out about Tesla’s stock plummeting. So, on that note… Stop trying to make Tesla happen, White House, it’s not going to happen.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
You mean to tell me that DOGE is actually CAUSING wasteful spending?!? 🤯
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball… Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The Trump administration is using executive orders to see who blindly follows, anyone who doesn’t will be a target. This is just the beginning.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We have a better chance of an asteroid hitting earth than DOGE finding a significant amount of government waste.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Does anyone else feel like they are watching a tv show, or in a fever dream, while watching the U.S. fall to an authoritarian regime?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just a reminder, this administration doesn’t care about wasteful spending… they just care if our taxes aren’t going into the Oligarch’s pocket.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The fact that an Oligarch is standing in the Oval Office, speaking to the press about gutting government funding that he finds wasteful, without any congressional oversight, should be a huge fucking red flag.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
8,000 undocumented immigrants have already been released, by ICE, back into the U.S. bc we can’t afford to mass deport them all. In other words, Donald Trump lied to MAGA, and either it’s not a crime to be undocumented in the U.S… or Donald Trump is releasing thousands of criminals into the US…
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Serious question… How is DEI responsible for the plane/helicopter crash, when Trump ended DEI?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Just so we are clear, this is what republicans want.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They are detaining US citizens, and building concentration camps… What could possibly go wrong.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The White House Press Secretary just said: The attorney generals and federal judges have a right to “their legal opinion” that birthright citizenship is constitutional, but this administration disagrees… Read that again.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
We are doing Bad Take Tuesday… where everyone shares their bad takes… So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S. So far we have:
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’m calling it now… Republicans are trying to start a war with Mexico so they can declare all persons of Mexican descent, including American citizens, be put in camps for “U.S. safety”… U.S. history is repeating itself.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Undocumented immigrants are not criminals. When you are in the U.S. without documentation, that’s a civil violation, not a crime. Whereas, Donald Trump committed 34 felonies, making him a criminal. Hope that helps.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Trump keeps fucking over America… That must be why Republicans keep calling him, “Daddy Trump”.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The constitution protects all people living in the U.S. Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenship… So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants aren’t humans. Which what the Nazis did.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this… but the U.S. government wants undocumented immigrants in our country. That’s why no president has fixed our immigration system. But no one is ready to talk about that…
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Save this post… I’m calling it now… If ICE is allowed to raid schools, children will go missing, and it won’t just be undocumented children.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
An 11 year-old made an anti-trump TikTok and the thin skinned elderly toddler sent the Secret Service to his elementary school. That’s where we are.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
-Trump removes ban blocking ICE from raiding schools saying, "Criminals will no longer be able to hide in America's schools and churches to avoid arrest.” -News comes out about ICE illegally detaining US citizens. Yeah, this sounds very concerning for ALL Latino children who attend public schools.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Do you think they will be rebooting school house rock to explain theocratic authoritarian rule? Because it seems a lot of the songs are outdated now.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Oh wow, look at that, a man who received a j6 pardon from Trump has already been arrested again… And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you are not white passing, carry a picture of your passport bc ice is stopping US citizens and demanding proof of citizenship…. And it will only get worse.
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“Stop calling us Nazis…”
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If there are only 2 genders… then what the fuck do you call this?!?
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Jesus Freakin Congress @thejfreakinc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Rich white men are exempt from the law… So, I’m not sure why republicans are freaking out over the pardon of a… ***checks notes*** …rich white man.
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