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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h

🎶 'Cause we are living in a material world. And I am a material girl. 🎶

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h

PHP 🙂‍↔️ Static HTML 🙂‍↔️ Gopher 🙂‍↕️

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h

The solution is to switch from PHP to ASP.NET. 🙃

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h

The highly secure number 4 has been stolen by 3l3t3 hax0r2 of at least Level 7 and is now behind a level 17 quantum t.r.001 level function lock so we are probably not getting that number back until the Muskrat Singularity destroys the Primarch System in about 3-7 years.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h

I just found a Dorling Kindersley science encyclopedia I used to have as a kid! I ordered it, £3 well spent. 😊 I don't know how useful the science will be now that I'm not doing my SATS, but hey... nostalgia. Seriously, if I find my name written in the front I wouldn't be surprised.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h

Fortunately my PHP-powered website is not affected as it has been broken for months. 😇

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Honestly, I never think of the number 4. Seems secure to me. 🤪

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Normally when I replay an older game that I like, I have to fix a few things that I noticed before I can get back into it. For Bioshock (2007), I fixed the EVE hypo advertisements so that they show the final release EVE hypo instead of the β release one. About 30 min in GNU IMP. That's it […]

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

For every breach of the law caused by an AI, an executive at the company loses their cars and has to drive a 70s Pinto.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Watch The Animated Series. We get Nichols' Uhura being in charge of the Enterprise and other cool stuff. 😊

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

I don't care for Star Trek I here. It managed to be racist about Lt. Nyota Uhura in the first few pages. Silly old crap. Moving on.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Think of all the poor missiles and drones that don't to go zoooooom if we divert some of the nations budget to the poor. 🥺🚀

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

All ISOs should be free and open to all humans.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Don't want car that does internet. Want car only go brrrrrrrm brrrrrrrrm.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

In case you needed to hear it, therians are okay with me. Seems harmless to me, so why be a jerk to them? 🤷‍♀️ Besides, non-human animals are awesome. 😊

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

It's never too late to register your copy of WinRAR.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Re-watching Star Trek TNG and the late David Warner could be veeeeeery creepy. 😨

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Hiya! Is there a standard, de facto or de jure, for formatting a history paper, please? So far I've written it like a science paper but that seems... verbose? Thanks x

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

I prepared myself this *awesome* reading pile and now is the time I get my eyeball surgery date... 😑

A photo of four used books: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, Star Trek I by James Blish, Redwall by Brian Jaques and Dark Future: Route 666 by Jack Yeovil.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

"Your device is missing important security and quality fixes." Yeah, well... that's just like... your opinion, man. Besides, Microsoft, your device you rent from The Cloud® has possibly got smoking bits of missile sticking out of it right now.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

I don't care if the homeless person we house or the refugee person we welcome is a "good investment". Humanity is not a business. I just want as many HUMAN BEINGS to be warm, happy, safe and healthy as possible. Wrap that up in whatever political affilliation you care too, it's how we should […]

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

AwesomeTech Computer Labs • Co-operative owned by employees • Awesome union • No AI • Fair salary bands + fursuit allowance • Come in whenever hours or work from home • Sadly not real

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

I picked this 1966–1983 Star Trek RPG set and um... gosh. I have some reading to do. It's an RPG, Jim, but not as we know it. 1/x

A photo of tne box for Star Trek: The Roleplaying Game. Kirk, Spock and McCoy from the original Star Trek series are illustrated on the front, phasers ready.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

It haz to be true, there's a graph!! 🙃

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

I might do a #ColonialHistory post about a certain Genoan explorer for obvious reasons, but in case I don't have the spoons I'll just say the Columbus brothers were monsters.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

I think we need to stop being software engineers and be computer scientists. We need to know *why* and *how*, not just accept that whatever works and move on.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

By surface area, the UK has more tornados than anywhere in the world. But it wouldn't be exciting to be a chaser here. "Well, we popped over the tornado site. It was raining so we didn't see anything. Steve had a pasty."

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Still no Gentoo 😖 I will try the other suggestions when I have the spoons.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

A fork of GIMP where it's exactly the same but doesn't have that name.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Regretfuly, I cannot join the Scots Greens... I already have, see. 😊💚

mastodon.scot

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

"Number One?" "Yes, Captain?" "Remember that time back on Earth when we phasered Remmick and we blew off his ****ing head and then a gribbly thing came out of his torso and we phasered that too?" "..." "I just feel we should talk about that more, Will."

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek in my brain. May as well use it to make people happy.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

As a kid, I was part of a #StarTrek fanclub (as a "cadet" because I was about 7). We got assignments and helping with missions, thus earning skill points and getting promotions. We got to roleplay various species. It was all done via mail. All gone now of course, but I'd love to run something […]

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Yay it's afternoon, now I can have an old lady nap laterz xxx 🐑🐑🐑🥱😴

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got into a fight with three Nausicaans at the dom-jot table and took a blade to the heart then Q showed up it was crazy.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Well, I must have messed up somewhere as my #Gentoo system boot loops on first boot. I'm asking for help on the forums: forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic.php?t=1… I'm sure we can get the old girl running.

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Help for boot looping on first ever reboot - Gentoo Forums

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

What TV show are my watching? Wrong answers only. 😊

The USS Enterprise, a starship from the 1980s/90s TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The spaceship has a large saucer section, and a lower drive section that resembles a rounded fuselage linked to the saucer section via a "neck". Two nessels, resembling cylindrical projections, are attached perpendicular to the drive section, rather like the outriggers of a canoe.

The ship's finish is a silvery blued-steel. She is covered with lit windows. Blue and red energy is visible around her nessels and the main deflector dish at the front of her drive section, which resembles a glowing scoop.

The general design is sleek and elegant.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

If you have a smaller SanDisk SD card than this, I need it for my very geeky, weird collection.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Heya my lovelies! What we playing? 😊

Copies of the board games Anti-Monopoly and Monopoly. The boxes are next to each other.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

RE: ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/11716992… LLM techbros say the *darndest* things. 😊 Or they get ChatGPT or whatever to output the darndest things for them. (It'd be Homo sapiens luddites, and the use of a Linnean trinomial would indicate a subspecies, not a species. 😉)

A toot from @thund3r_w0lf@mastodon.social: "Considering you're a member of the inferior species in the homo genus, there is literally nothing of interest or note you can provide to any conversation.

You're part of a species that is willfully and irrationally choosing to go extinct.

I am not.

Good day homo sapiens (sic) ludditis. Go, and be forgotten."

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

[Blackface, racism] Maybe stop sharing Tintin snippets? That series was really, really REALLY racist. Post something new.

A panel from Tintin in the Congo. Four blackface characters in loincloths are carying Tintin in a sedan chair. Tintin is wearing a safari outfit.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

#ColonialHistory 2 I like #Quakers for being trans inclusive. Thanks! I also like their guns. 😜

A greyscale, 19th Century photograph of two Quaker guns. These were actually wooden logs posetioned and painted to look like Confederate artillery from a distance.

A greyscale, 19th Century photograph of a Quaker gun. These were actually wooden logs posetioned and painted to look like Confederate artillery from a distance. Next to this one is a Union soldier pretending to fire the gun.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026

I had to take a cap of this. I'm certain the actual leak is far worse than the stock photo. 🙃

A screencap of a link to r leaked data report. The article header says "ExfilSquad Leaks Over 100,000 UK Police Records on Dark Web". The stock image above it is some CSS classes detailing padding.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

Sorry but if your ancient Greek story adaptation doesn't have Lou Ferrigno punching a bear into outer space, it's just not good enough, frankly. Or Lucy Lawless.

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

[#Fediblock a transphobe] #Fediblock @LiuFahua@fairy.id, report ban purge it with fire 🙄 #BlockParty

@LiuFahua@fairy.id tooted: "Have you considered whether transgenderism–which runs counter to natural genetic selection–causes physical harm to the individual, as well as the breakdown of social norms and ethical standards?"

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Jessie Kirk @thejessiekirk.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

Still alive, happy, goth, hot and trans, b****ess 😈 Transphobes can't stop the Jess, baby 😊 #TransIsBeautiful #TransSelfie #Selfie (No edits, no filters, just the real me. Our flaws make us *all* beautiful and human x)

A trans goth chick with long black hair, a blue streak, thick blue glasses, pale skin and a black faux-leather jacket.

She is sticking her tongue out at the viewer and making a rock on/sign of the horns hand gesture.

A trans goth chick with long black hair, a blue streak, thick blue glasses, pale skin and a black faux-leather jacket.

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