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@thejessbarton.bsky.social
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watch your back mr. potato head
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in the hole at the bottom of the lake making my dolls kiss if anyone needs me
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
the search for signs of intelligent life in the universe @lilytomlin.bsky.social
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
it’s her day
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
happy birthday lily tomlin
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
don’t watch yourself, watch the movie
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
la petite mort
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
can you watch him while i go smoke
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
eat your heart out
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they’re synchronized swimming :)
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
let’s go lesbians let’s go float around in a lake full of blood
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
more blood. more lust.
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
cue get happy/happy days are here again
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
there’s no place like home
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
blood. lust.
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
gowy’s the fall of icarus but make it the devil wears prada 2
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
you’re not a visionary, you’re icarus
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
if you know, you know
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
glorious and fallible (da vinci’s the last supper but make it the devil wears prada 2)
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
yayyy!! yess i’d love to see it
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i don’t currently but if i ever do i will definitely let you know!! in the meantime though if you want to, feel free to make prints of your own (for your own personal use obviously)
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gah i hope that day never comes, but yess both ships have such a similar dynamic to me which is probably why i’m constantly bouncing back and forth between them getting toxic workplace homoerotic age gap relationship whiplash sksjgnejfjdj
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
aahhh thank you!! this makes me so happy skdjfjsjfhjs please look into mirandy you will Not be disappointed (if you’re browsing ao3 i recommend reading all of telanu’s mirandy fics, you’ll be hooked) and if i ever make an avorah version of this i will definitely be sending it directly to you 🫡
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
you can make anything funny [honk honk] [slide whistle]
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
send in the hacks
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
this is how i feel about hacks ending btw tbh fyi in case anyone cares
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
life imitates art
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
edvard munch’s the scream (1893) but make it hacks
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
cOmE oN vOgUe
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
they won’t tell you this but you can just make your own the devil wears prada 2 popcorn purse
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the girls are fighting
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
may the bridges i burn light my way
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
graphic design is my passion
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the devil wears prada 2 poster concept!
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i should’ve worshipped her sooner
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the devil you know
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
sorry, who is this? do you know her?
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
all jokes but i sure do miss them and their social media era
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
me before i irish goodbye the internet
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
american gothic but make it mirandy
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
passing the pitchfork
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
[deborah voice] i thought it was funny
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
the yellow guy in the bush
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
(she actually hates the hat but she likes the girl in the hat and i had to make a carol reference)
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
a santa hat for christmas? groundbreaking
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
they are talking on potato phones and the phone cord is the world’s longest curly fry IN CASE ANYONE CARES
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
this got weird
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
skshfhs that video is my legacy 🙂‍↕️ thanks sib ♥️
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jess @thejessbarton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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