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the jEfE

@thejefe.bsky.social
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The Funk Soul Brother. I was led to believe that there was going to be grilled cheese.

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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 1h
FOX news gets it.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 3h
Spotted today. 10/10/26. The ghost of Halloween curses you six hundred and sixyt-six times!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 11h
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's all in fun, but I get it. Poisonous vs venomous always has me correcting people. It isn't malicious or condescending. It is just an area of interest for me.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few of mine do that as part of their post molt spider yoga routine.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To quote Chuck D: It's weak to speak and blame somebody else when you destroy yourself.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Charlie says Hi!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember when someone just felt like calling him a pedophile protector. A protector! Not even just a pedophile. Also interesting is that in a room full of people he knew exactly who they were talking about.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the greatest scenes in film history.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What was that again? I wasn't listening.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Found another one on the way out of work! Gimmie that light winter!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to see him race Josh Hawley!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But sure. It is hyperbole to say they are going to rig the midterms.🙄
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It had mild winter markings. I could live with that. I've never seen a brown one. Not sure I'd know what it was if I did. I've always got an eye out for second opinions, so we'll see.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing is, I'll bet even he doesn't believe it.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You might want to consider a cage for that lamp if you want it inside the enclosure. They can burn themselves badly on bulbs. I use the ceramic heat domes for all of mine. I don't even have my heat/light source in the enclosure with them.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First wooly bear of the season! I must have scared them pretty bad picking them up because they were not going to uncurl for me.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That might not be too far off!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went to a pumpkin farm today. Here is three men in a tub. My child insists it is a yaoi story.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone actually built one and gave it to Johnny Cash. I would have drove the shit out of that car!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How many of those boxes does this guy check off?
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While we are on the subject of god and satan...
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broken cookies don't count as a whole cookies.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Charlie says Hi. I haven't weighed them in a while. Not sure how many potatoes they are. Definitely not a 3lb bag.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He sure showed you his art of a dragon!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about hanging with this guy?
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They had their big poster with cutsey graphics printed up but they did nothing to verify the information. That is about as MAGA as it gets.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charlie peeking from their lair. 🐍
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Couldn't you just fill up on fries instead?
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accidently bought the wrong size frozen mice for Helga. She usually gets mediums. Today I found out she can eat a large mouse. Then she proceeded to keep looking around for more to eat.🐍
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The movie "War Games" shouldn't have had a happy ending. Not that it would have changed anyone's mind.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Both chambered in .45
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cartman hath arisen from the earth! 🐸
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw this guy at the Colombus Zoo and Aquarium this summer.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The year is 2019.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything in that movie was off.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't make me say it! 🤣
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think you've got it covered there. I might get a different color though.
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartman butt! 🐸
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behold! My bountiful harvest!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I came to work looking like Mitch did they'd have me pissing in a cup faster than you could say "chain of custody." They'd be checking me for alcohol as well!
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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hearing people say they are apolitical feels like this
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