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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

lol so my dogs keep fighting so I tied they behinds together and forcing them to get along and act like sisters. They do this every time the husky in heat (they’re both females before yall get weird)

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I can’t stand a “they know how to reach me, they know where I’m at” type of parent—especially when their kids are underage. It’s your responsibility to check in on them, not the other way around.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

So I’m at churches 😂all I can think of is me saying honey glazed biscuits and the biscuits bandit snatching them and running

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Mann like that place holds one of my favorite memories

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

lol tired of yall hard headed lactose intolerant people who be still sneaking dairy 😂then blow up the bathrooms

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

So I was saying I need an assistant so Novah came up to me and said no what you need is a babysitter for me.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

When they say pajama day yall just wake yall kids up in the same thing they slept in and send them on their way

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Sitting at work watching crime scene documentaries trying to put two and two together before I start vitals lol

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Me: opening up my Mac book My grandma: is that a type writer lol 😂

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Then to come home like nothing happened after I was looking for her everywhere

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If she show up with a belly, I’m putting her on Maury: ‘In the case of these six puppies…’

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Not me about to be on “Puppy Support” for some backyard baby daddies.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

She out here moving like a city girl, but I need her to remember she got a HOME.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If I see one baby bump, she paying rent.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Somebody tell her this ain’t Love & Husky Hop.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I ain’t built for no ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ puppy edition.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

“Whatever lil’ thing out here got my husky running these streets like she in Fast & Furious… she BETTER not come home with no puppies! I am NOT about to be a grandma to some mystery mutts. 😭🐶

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Flicking booger out the side of your truck during rush hour is crazy

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Talk remember that year they stopped letting people do volcanos for science projects or was that just our school

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

So Novah learned pick up lines for the girls tomorrow one in particular. Lmao he said he doesn’t like to talk to these other two girls because they too black 🙄i said hold up your moma is dark skin he said but you pretty

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Lol this whole thread got me thinking about life

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Jada Finé 🥀 @forev4rfine.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

@thejazmineffect.bsky.social 😭😭😭 tell me you remember this shit man omg

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️yeah I was not going for that them mugs looked like rabbit burrows

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Lol yall i almost cursed this doctor or np at my job out for being in my personal space and not apologizing or saying excuse me. Idk who taught you your bedside manner but you need a refresher

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Yall stay with new clothes and new shoes but locs be looking like warn out ripped mop buckets

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I be really confused on the younger generation definition of disrespect nowadays. They altered the heck out of it. Yall really be ready to die behind, lose your life behind, go to prison behind the smallest things. Yall could’ve never survived being raised by the elders we was raised by.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

when obviously she could see he was a boy and both ladies fiend insane when i corrected them and I don’t know if it is just me on my cycle with low tolerance or does this come off very offensive

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

that are you going to buy that for her. I was like who is her and she points to Novah. Twice today Novah was called a girl by these tinted ladies with glasses

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

So we was at the store and Novah picked up a toy that he wanted and we’re at the self check out line waiting because nobody was there to give us directions and so i got tired of waiting and started scanning our belongings this white lady runs to the check out line and said is she going to get

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The person who made wild robot out did themselves completely… cause Walle was trash but this made up for it

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Some of yall be looking like yall significant others…better go get that DNA test

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Blame bratz for my obsession with platform uggs

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This man had these blue lights on this pickup truck like he hunting for Michael Myers

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

So mom’s let’s just throw this out here is it just a natural mom law that we sit in the back when the baby gets released from the hospital or did we just come up with it on our own.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Tom Cruise Scientology bill must be due. I.E the last last last last last mission impossible movie coming out this year

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I agree but im also allergic to coconut so im bias

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Don’t be mad now yall should’ve known this was coming when y’all casted yall votes. This is why research is important yall thought he was going to pay his way through yall hearts again. 🙂‍↔️aha Adam & Eves

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Yall what it mean when someone leave a raw steak on your doorstep? 😂😂

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Lol i made my neighbors move out they came knocking saying could they pull a trailer right where i was because they was moving out. 😂😫👏🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏾‍♀️‍➡️ran my happy ass straight to my car to let them in. Yall ate humble pie last week fucking with me

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Pet peeve: laundry that’s not properly sorted into whites, lights and darks. And putting bras in the dryer

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Need to do your research on these policies being put into effect. One that effects you or your business or job could be next.

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Lmao so i got into it with my neighbors who is a couple right, he tried to call my bf to explain his self and tell on me to him. (Sn: he was on the phone when everything happened)Lol 😂 last i seen they was sneaking packing multiple pink trash bags full of clothes into their trunk what that mean

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I wonder where Mr Feeheeheeny. Mr Feeny is now. 🤔

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🦋Skeet-EO Jazmin🦋 @thejazmineffect.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Ik im getting older because the cane sauce at Canes sucks less than usual still nasty though

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