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Originalist Satirical Journalism In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files. Stories: theitofthat.com

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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Our loss is their loss” -Grateful NYT subscribers
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Much needed context
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstei Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I thought I was watching Meet The Press or This Week or Face the Nation said no one ever.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Breaking: Barry Loudermilk will retire from Congress to follow his true passion, historic wall sconces.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
With Trump, Isn’t it the urinary executive theory?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bezos is correct, the values of The Post do not need changing. His values do.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kaitlin should’ve said would you prefer me to spank you with a Forbes magazine, like Stormy?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Much needed context
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Serious question: Does Walt Nauta use balmex when changing your diaper?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Post - Epstein connection Erase - Epstein connection Repeat Peter Attiah’s Wiki Revisions en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
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Peter Attia: Revision history - Wikipedia
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Who knew that vision zero really referred to his congressional campaign?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Much needed context
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
[Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.” -Rutger Bregman
An aged clearly obese man wearing a white golf shirt with his name on it, who has been called a “small fingered vulgarian,” with an arrow pointing to him from a quote that reads, “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So why doesn’t CBS News cut ties with Trump?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
[Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.” -Rutger Bregman
An aged obviously obese man, who is sometimes referred to as a “short fingered vulgarian”, wearing 
a golf shirt identifying him as president, has an arrow pointing to him from the quote, “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
[Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.” -Rutger Bregman
An obviously obese man wearing a golf shirt identifying him as president with an arrow pointing to him from the quote, “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
[Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.” -Rutger Bregman
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
[Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history.” -Rutger Bregman
Picture of an obviously obese man wearing a golf shirt identifying him as president, with an arrow pointing to him from a quote from Rutger Bregman, [Donald Trump] “is the most openly corrupt president in American history”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“I think it would be fun to run a newspaper! Said Jeff Bezos (probably)
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a black and white photo of a man with the words i think it would be fun to run a newspaper
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words i think it would be fun to run a newspaper
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tom Homan, we salute you with the salutes you so justly deserve. WE❤️MN
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Let’s Salute Tom Homan
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Let’s Salute Tom Homan!
A patriotic poster with the caption Let’s Salute Tom Homan!
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FIXED: Eyewitnesses and videos show Alex Pretti holding a cell phone, not a gun, contradicting non-eyewitness accounts of Trump, Noem and Miller. Is truth served by reflexively adopting the official comment as legitimate?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Donald Trump is “the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Donald Trump is “the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Bovino can be recognized by his red striped leggings, pointy shoes and official lollipop guild lollipop.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The only times Trump got 100%… was with unanimous guilty verdicts.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is that where the Epstein Files are?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
All that matters is who has the gun, right Donald?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
One gets a thumbs up, the other gets gunned down. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Clearly, an oligarch capitalism democracy produces American exceptionalism
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tom Homan needs help. How should he pack his non-returned 50K Cash FBI bribe for his trip to Minnesota? Should Homan keep it in the original CAVA bag? Thank you in advance!
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I see Bari called an “all hands” CBS News meeting. Hands are all that’s left after the brains, spines and balls were fired or silenced.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Reached the point?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
In a stunner the NE Patriots forfeit the SuperBowl. Their team plane was unavailable, due to previously scheduled ICE flights.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
How about the regime’s claim is contradicted by reality?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How about their claim is contradicted by reality?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So no more funding for Trump then?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’ve heard if you watch the movie Melania will leave $50 on your dresser.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
When Lawlor said he hadn’t seen the WH/DOJ images… Did Mrs. Dokoupil commit a journalism and show Mike Lawlor the WH/DOJ doctored images?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Is that Jared standing behind Trump showing emotion? Or did Donny just go boom boom?
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia formerly known as Lindsey Halligan
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Republicans announce plan to save Social Security “Without vaccines, few will live long enough to collect”
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