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The Internet Referee

@theinternetref.bsky.social
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Having observed the internet for several decades now its clear that it needs moral guidance. We need to re-learn the rules of society, re-learn how we treat each other and regain respect. We need.. The Internet Referee. Disrespecting society? Yellow card.

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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know the Republicans are now experts at shovelling big loads of sh*te across the Atlantic but this doesn't look like a very feasible concept...
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is my second favorite kind of Trump. The one we can't hear. My first favorite kind of Trump is the one where he isn't President of anything. Except at a push his local golf club. But only because no one really likes golf and the harm is contained to posh people.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sean Connery Disagrees Robert the Bruce & William Wallace Disagree Gerard Butler is very angry and Disagrees Robbie Burns wrote a poem about how stupid you are I cant repeat what Gordon Ramsay said I didnt understand what Alex Ferguson said but it sounded angry. He also thinks you're smegma
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lets have a look at the replay. We're going to consult the AI referee. Here we go... Ref - Alexa. (Long Pause / wait for flashy blue light)... Ref - Does Nigel Farage look like a PM in waiting? Alexa - Who? Ref - Farage, the UKIP ballsack. Alexa - No. He doesn't. ~ Official - AI ref says no.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I mean just look at it... Not even Covid Party Johnson would 'regular bloke' around in one of these.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The DVLA should know better. Its creating pointless political drama and misinformation. I know they process a lot of stuff but in what world would the Mayor of London own and not tax a 20 year old Nissan Micra... Its clearly going to get reviewed and overturned. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Khan convicted in car tax 'scam' for vehicle he denies owning
City Hall officials say the Nissan Micra does not belong to the mayor or Transport for London.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Conservative Party? I'd forgotten about those guys. The Channel 5 of politics. The spice in the rack that you just never got round to using or needed. The jumper at the back of the wardrobe. The 12th member of the Sugababes (Pussycat Dolls for US Viewers). Rocky 8. You get the idea.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lets have a look at the justice replay... That's right. CofA ruling: Judge = too lenient. 2 x Offenders off to jail for 4 years. I don't know what this judge was thinking gifting youth rehab sentences to rapists but its 'somewhat' adjusted into reality at least for our weak system. Toodlepip 👋
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks USA... but we actually don't want this jackass. If you don't mind awfully taking him right back that would be ace. He would make an excellent Republican politician In return I will rename my garden pond to the Pond of America Bonus: we will gift you 1x Farage www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos deported from US to UK
The self-styled provocateur had been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brilliant artist though...
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We could debate MJ all week. He was of course absolutely acquitted by a jury. A lot like our other acquitted but not innocent chap OJ. But its ok and sensible for people to read between the lines and hold an opinion too. And given his estate is still settling abuse claims those lines read badly.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The jails are fuller than Farage's Swiss bank account. We are about to release several thousand domestic abusers on an early release plan and several high profile manslaughter cases. Are we really going to put takeaway owners behind bars? Of course not. Silly reform party. Calm it down.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
An advisory role!? What advice can a former Neo-Nazi possibly give us that we don't already know? Dont be a daft racist - Check Dont enjoy genocide - Done No ensignia - Easy No goosestepping around parliament - Check; but John Cleese impressions dont count Absolutely zero annexing Sudetenland - 👍
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely no chance ref. I'd give him a second chance in society, He can have a job at Woolworths, walk dogs and exist in our country. Can he run for MP? No - Of course he cant. He once chose to become a Neo-Nazi... How awful must this mans judgement be? I know the answer - Despicably so.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Unbelievable Jeff. I didn't see this creep sneak in. A former Neo-Nazi? Tory leader Kemi Badenoch had defended the decision to select him as a candidate in Somerset, saying he had been rehabilitated and her party "believes in second chances". Rehabilitated?!? Nazis? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Ex neo-Nazi activist withdraws as Tory election candidate
It follows a backlash against the party's decision to pick Joshua Bonehill-Paine as a council candidate in Somerset.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I like to look at the countdown clock. Not long now... I also like to remind myself that just like with Brexit; people have hopefully learnt something from not taking good care of their vote and that our future governments will take sensible steps to safeguard our elections and our countries.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I expect it was absolutely, laughably clear and obvious to every person who actually read the evidence that Hearn should not and legally could not be prosecuted. But there will be a handful of culpable supervisors and senior leaders who authorised this abomination. Corruption is as low as it gets.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love it when we see the tangible edge of where the corruption and influence reaches. It often stops with the transparency of the courts. The fact that a President was willing to convict an innocent man and / or destroy his life on a rambling political whim should cause relentless outrage.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Doc: Great Scott Marty... Fire up the DeLorean. If we get to 88 miles per hour we can go can go back in time! Marty: I think we already did, by about 2 weeks. Doc: Is the President Ronald Regan? Marty: No... No it's still this same utter flipchart www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Trump says Iran will be 'hit very hard' if Hormuz Strait not open soon as oil prices fall
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both announced talks had progressed to allow shipments to resume.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
3/ Russia pays a lot to keep the far right cycle thriving 4/ Many young Moroccans are naturally seeking to emigrate ~ But what many people and news outlets are missing is the horrible death toll here. Whoever had a hand in this is responsible for 67 deaths, crushed or drowned in desperation.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We dont know who / what exactly is responsible for this particular surge over the border. 1/ There is no way Morocco hadn't noticed 50,000 young men hanging around the border. King Mohammed likes to push Spain occasionally. 2/ The circumstances benefit MAGA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Spain attacks 'selfish' response of some EU countries to Ceuta migrant crossings
Italy has temporarily suspended the Schengen arrangement with Spain as Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni called scenes in Ceuta "shocking".
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Soup or salad is a more difficult decision. Every politician in Europe can be wholly ashamed of themselves for how we've failed to counteract Russia's massive and obvious missile production. And how they've failed to foresee that Trump would not be helpful in any way for any length of time.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What an idiot this chap is. Football is an absolute gift to the world. All you need to do is let football be football and support it through its beautiful process. Blinded by money and power another man fails in a simple quest not to be a corrupt dingbat. Get him out www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Fifa World Cup plans: Uefa has 'lost confidence' in Gianni Infantino's Fifa leadership
The governing body of European football says Fifa president Gianni Infantino has "failed to deliver" on promises he made when elected 10 years ago.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This reflecting pool thing is so super silly. Any President, even the President of my local Bowling Green should be far too busy with really important stuff to bother with monument renovation. Just appoint an expert who wont get it wrong. Blame them if they do. Move on and do Presidential things.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If he doesn't make a move soon then we can all be even more certain of how just how immensely compromised this guy is. (Not just ethically). Personally I think Trump hasn't changed but he may go ahead in some way. But I still expect he will; Dilute their scope and reach Delay Defer Distract
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I certainly miss John Kirby. This aside; The proof will soon be in the pudding. There is now absolutely zero reason for them not to come into effect. There is no ambiguity, there is no potential deal and there is support everywhere but the top. If we get sanctions quick we know things have changed
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They are both so beautiful.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How did it all go so wrong for the US? How on Earth did we just get out thought, out manoeuvred, out-witted, out-played, out of munitions, out of ideas, out of money and out of Hormuz. All by a resilient but very limited and predictable opponent. I've just answered my own question.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
19 years in power. Wanted by the ICC. 76 years old and leading Israel even deeper into a world of isolation and pariahdom. Like Trump he sides with Russia. Surely there is some other person in Israel who can be Prime Minister. And not just for a couple of weeks like last time. Straight to jail Ben
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's all a clever ruse. Have we ever seen these 2 people in the same room before? You should never under estimate a keen gardener. Jeremy Corbinface.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ideally he needs to save some missiles for Greenland, Canada and Cuba. Or any other threatening places such as Narnia, Middle-Earth, Supermans uncles homeland, the McDonald and Heard islands, the metaverse, Atlantis and Neverland. (The pirate one, not the peadophile one). The latter is acceptable.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Its the newly built 3PL logistics warehouse opposite the Wildberries warehouse. Russian media report the main warehouse was targeted by air defence but hit the smaller one. Hopefully by next week...
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There will be one somewhere but has anyone ever met a millionaire that they liked? Except for Elton John. He is very likable. As is Ed Sheeran. And the less hairy chap from Queen.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Filthy, filthy, filthy plain sight corruption. Awful, awful men and we need to bring them down a peg or 12. The world has always been this way and its up to us now to stop it.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Crikey @zackpolanski.bsky.social I wonder if you need a new tweet manager. I'm open to offers but can't work Saturdays @ 3pm (reffing) and am also liable to posting inappropriate pictures of Nigel Farage. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform UK reporting Green leader Zack Polanski to police over Instagram post
The post included a photo of a man wearing a top featuring the name "Nigel" alongside an image of a guillotine.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They closed the zoo? Yellow card ref.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Easy pick this week and its only Monday.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And they did it because Russia hates America and wants it to fail. Which is why they got you a job as President.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'll check it now for you Donald... My good friend Captain Obvious should know the answer. Let me call him. ☎ He says yes. Yes they did. They definitely provided several decades of support which included technology, support, diplomatic cover, finance, weapons and helped them kill Americans.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lets take a look at the replay... Plumbers are incredible, they earn a good living and provide a vital service to society. We need more plumbers and many more tradespeople. This lady who started out as a receptionist is right. But we don't want to hear it from another MAGA millionaire. Yellow.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Don't we already pay air passenger duty? I think there is even a premium for long haul flights originating from the UK. I fly once a year, with a family of 5 and its already pretty expensive. But its really important to us. As of course is the environment. onemileatatime.com/guides/uk-ai...
onemileatatime.com
Understanding The UK Air Passenger Duty (APD), An Expensive Aviation Tax
The UK Air Passenger Duty is the world's highest tax on airline passengers. Here's everything you need to know about how it works.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The game has gone soft. It wasn't a red card. But the rules should be applied to everyone equally. It was filthy corruption in plain sight. And given the first red wasn't effective its a straight internet red for this chap. Off you pop. Sideways red ref.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The UK obviously needs to press on with Green energy. But its doing ok. 6th in the world. Great country. 💂‍♂️ 5th for cyber security. "The UK is a global leader in renewable energy, particularly in offshore wind, but faces challenges in solar and onshore wind expansion to maintain its top position."
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am absolutely convinced that Trump is so severely compromised that these sanctions wont happen. They need to and I hope they do. If the US imposes proper, biting, aggressive sanctions as they should then my perspective has to shift. Something has changed within the administration. But what?
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Count is worth the gamble of having an MP in parliament that doesn't bring any value to a constituency or taking politics seriously Wait a minute... If he brings back the 99p flake, C-Fax and makes Piers Morgan net zerio then its already more than Reforms achievement portfolio Lets go Binface
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He's just getting old. Maybe not completely 100% comparable but my knee went yesterday mowing the lawn. Stood on a hidden pebble. Life is full of dangers.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine for a moment the price of petrol quintupling within 6 months. A common commute costing £10 now £50. Its ridiculously unsustainable. It should price thousands out of work. And I dread to think about the cost of food. It couldnt happen to a nicer population. Thankfully it will get worse.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Someone should do something about this guy.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And I expect them to. Queue football gif with love.
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The Internet Referee @theinternetref.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes, you're right. I just took a selfish moment to praise the greatest act of resilience I will ever witness, probably in my lifetime. (And I'll do it again). Russia does dumb things on its own all the time. And we are perpetually surprised. Ukraine forces those errors. Long may they continue.
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