theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oooo…those SSN AUKUS subs are going to be soooo relevant by the time they don’t arrive @albomp.bsky.social 001
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No fan of the ABC but with all the shit being broadcast out there and this is what ACMA as the regulator decides to get tough on? Shows all that is wrong with our politicised, wet lettuce regulators and O’Loughlin should get in the bin www.theguardian.com/media/2026/s...theguardian.com‘Chilling effect’: ABC criticises regulator over finding Four Corners breached impartiality rulesManaging director Hugh Marks says Acma’s interpretation could hurt investigative journalism 011
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh look it’s ASIC being a pissweak regulator again and the solution is apparently better whistleblower protections. Yes, but how about the fucking regulator do its fucking job??? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auKPMG whistleblower tried to expose 'systemic misconduct' but was turned awayWithout whistleblowers, Australians would be kept in the dark about major corporate scandals, but evidence suggests the experience of raising alarm bells can destroy their lives. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Are you sure this won’t be broadcast on the east coast?” “Yes Albo. Now, stare into that camera and say fuck you every voter not in West Australia” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...abc.net.auPM faces further GST backlash after standing by lucrative WA dealAnthony Albanese is still facing pressure from Labor and Liberal states to overhaul the GST carve-up after declaring he was sticking by Western Australia's lucrative funding deal. 020
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hey @albomp.bsky.social have you seen what Mark Carney has worked out which you haven’t? #auspol So how about fucking off AUKUS? “We have recognised from the beginning that America has changed, and that we will not return to our old relationship. Our government understood, before many…” 063
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Extraordinary story once again highlights the uselessness if the NACC and mind boggling incompetence (at best) of the Australian Public Service thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/law-cri...thesaturdaypaper.com.auExclusive: NACC letters gaslit Meals on Wheels whistleblowerThe NACC is refusing to release its investigation into millions of dollars in Meals on Wheels contracts, instead telling the whistleblower she is confused about the outcome. 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026OMG Gang Gang in the yard…I love these ridiculous birbs 021
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Fuck me drunk. ABC Canberra News report in very dire terms on the “property slump” and showcasing some poor dear who took 3 months to sell one of his 2 investment properties. Go and get well and truly fucked. 120
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Look how cheaply you can buy a government and an entire Federal Department! 022
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I know @mrrexpatrick.bsky.social has his hands full with exposing the astounding incompetence of Defence but the clusterfuck of the Northern Endeavour at the hands of Industry, Science and Resources could do with some sunlight! www.greenpeace.org.au/news/fois-sh...greenpeace.org.auFOIs show fossil fuel “rust bucket” Northern Endeavour shipped 17,000 kms from Australia with toxic, corrosive substances - Greenpeace Australia PacificSYDNEY, WEDNESDAY 24 JUNE 2026 — Freedom of Information documents obtained by Greenpeace Nordic reveal Australian oil processing vessel Northern Endeavour was carrying toxic waste when it was shipped ... 152
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I keep reading this shit and think I’m having a stroke. “Destabilising”, “not something a friend would do”. Hullo!?!! Bombing Iran? AUKUS? Would the US even tell us if they tested a missile?? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comWhat does China’s long-range missile test in the South Pacific mean for Australia? | David VallanceThe timing – on the day the Ocean of Peace Alliance treaty was signed with Fiji – reads as provocation at best, coercion at worst 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Another triumph of the Department of Industry Science and Resources letting Woodside run rings around their regulations. www.greenpeace.org.au/learn/the-no...greenpeace.org.auThe Northern Endeavour Saga: Decommissioning, Legal Loopholes, and Toxic, Hazardous Waste - Greenpeace Australia PacificFor the last 10 years Woodside and the Australian government have been embroiled in a long-running saga that led to the Northern Endeavour–a giant oil processing vessel–being shipped halfway across th... 152
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026How can Inpex make a “forensic evidentiary decision" not to disclose the value of its gas production of OUR FUCKING GAS??? Fuck them and I hope the workers get their 3% annual pay rise. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...abc.net.auFair Work rejects gas giant's claim strikes would harm the economyOne of Australia's biggest gas producers has lost a bid to stop industrial action at its Darwin facilities after claiming strikes would force shutdowns and cause significant damage to the nation's eco... 042
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Thank goodness the skilled jobs of shelf stacking will remain in Australia. Looks a lot like a bastard response to being busted for wage theft. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...abc.net.auWoolworths to offshore hundreds of corporate jobsSupermarket giant Woolworths will begin consultations with potentially affected staff today after announcing plans to shift some operations offshore. 162
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026While everything’s burning legacy media is doing the heavy lifting of…doxxing TISM twenty something years after SBS did it but of course with an antisemitism twang FFS 230
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The ABC back on their bullshit again…morning news with breathless reporting from Middle East, poor quality video of the ACTUAL BUS containing these people, trying to drum up hysteria #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...abc.net.auAnother group of Australians with IS links leave camp in Syria for AustraliaThe ABC has seen buses carrying the group, which left the Al Roj camp on Thursday afternoon local time. 132
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The thing is…no one in the APS gets held accountable for the most howling audit findings the ANAO makes anyway, and they just keep making the same mistakes over and over so why bother? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.com‘A watchdog without resources is not a watchdog’: Labor accused of letting key accountability body languishCriticism of budget funding comes amid warnings the Australian National Audit Office will struggle to meet its targets for independent reviews 021
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Someone’s decided to dress up today 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Does anyone else have any slight moral pangs at Australia being the regional equivalent of the dickhead in the huge Ute filling up all of the jerrycans with diesel at the servo? Penny and Albo asking everyone to send us fuel and fuck the poors? 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026From the ABC of course…the Minister for Woodside thinks that paying to build the factory means you have paid for the raw materials #auspol 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Can Labor go and spend a bit of time with Spain’s ministers? #auspol 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Can you imagine the Australian government having this much courage? Me neither. 010
Reposted by @theideasabsurd.bsky.socialThe Analyst @militaryanalyst.bsky.social · 06/04/2026SWITZERLAND- CANARY IN THE COAL MINE FOR US MILITARY SALES The Swiss authorities are fuming over another reshuffle of US Priorities that has left them paying for Patriot systems and missiles they won’t now get for five years and possibly longer. As a result they have stopped payments and are 720250
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Telstra just put up the price of 12 month prepaid mobile by 13%. I guess the Reserve Bank better increase interest rates again to stop this dang inflation. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026What the ever-loving fuck was that Albo??? 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Haven’t read but assume they’re talking about the US…wait…what? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...abc.net.auGrowing links between organised crime and foreign 'despots', AFP boss warnsThe Australian Federal Police is warning that foreign intelligence agencies are increasingly working with locally-based organised criminals to carry out "serious crimes", including terrorism, within A... 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I dunno…what’s more Australian than “I’m an idiot and fuck everyone who isn’t me”? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comNews live: Chris Bowen says people buying up Bunnings’ jerry cans amid fuel crisis ‘unhelpful and unAustralian’; RBA interest rates decision todayFollow live 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Chalmers on the ABC News about petrol prices being jacked up “Retailers can’t be taking people for mugs”… Who’s going to stop them you pointless dickhead???? 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Yes…because we have such a healthy competitive marketplace here in Australia you fucking bozo www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comShoppers should ‘vote with their feet’ when companies are ‘taking the p’, RBA deputy saysAndrew Hauser says inflationary pressures not driven by one single sector, but he understands frustration at ‘particular corporate strategies’ 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Impressed that Albo is getting ahead of the curve to preemptively disappoint now! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comAustralian PM says former prince Andrew has suffered ‘extraordinary fall’ but that won’t prompt another republic referendumExclusive: Anthony Albanese says arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor after life of ‘absolute privilege’ will be watched closely in Australia 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Drs Walker and Karl are my heroes! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...abc.net.auClimate disinformation, the Atlas Network and Dr KarlThe scourge of AI-slopaganda, viral disinformation campaigns and online attacks against individuals and institutions is going to get far worse before it gets better, if the latest public hearings on t... 011
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I dunno…maybe people have realised it’s cheaper to make a decent coffee at home? Surely that should make economists happy…Never mind the 30% increase in power prices though…FFS www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comDid you buy a coffee machine with a tax refund? It may have affected Australia’s interest ratePolicymakers didn’t think people had the financial capacity to purchase ‘durable’ goods – but a rise in spending contributed to inflation 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Oh look it’s something else we could be spending money on instead of fucking AUKUS www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...abc.net.au'Never seen magnitude' of foreign vessels in Far North Queensland, locals sayTorres Strait Island leaders say federal government claims of strong border protections do not match what communities are seeing on their doorstep in Queensland's far north. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026JFC why is the ABC amplifying this shite. On the other hand…hell yeah, register all religious pushers, stop all religious schooling and remove their charity status while we’re at it. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...abc.net.auMorrison's plan to reform Islamic teaching 'worth looking at', Liberal saysLiberal frontbencher Andrew Bragg says Australian Muslims need to take some responsibility for extremist incidents and that a proposal for a register of Islamic preachers is worth considering. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026JFC…subscribing to The Age is the real “no-brainer” here 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Hey Albo…maybe you should get a move on with that “AI safety institute” thingy or maybe just forget that shit and try some actual regulation??? www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...theguardian.com‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viralThe ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted 000
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Does this mean we can have our gas back? www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.com‘People are wrestling with the burden’: Japan pivots to focus on nuclear power ‘maximisation’ alongside renewablesPost-Fukushima nuclear closures of dozens of reactors forced the country to rely heavily on imported fossil fuels 020
Reposted by @theideasabsurd.bsky.socialstranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 18/09/2025ASIC Chair Joe Longo explains why ASIC didn’t punish fmr ANZ CEO Shayne Elliott “In Aus we don’t lightly ban ppl from their employment, we don’t lightly send them to jail, we don’t lightly impose penalties on them or ruin their reputation” Unless you’re a whistleblower, then you’re screwed 37451151
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Was prepared to be disappointed and once again they’ve delivered in spades. Both policy and ABC reporting. It will take a year to write legislation because it’s complicated…what? nobody has been working on this until now?!? www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...abc.net.auGas lobby turns to liquid under pressureThe gas export industry has cost the nation dearly. East coast prices trebled soon after exports began. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025No regulation is “set and forget” but keeping up with changes to technology is not sexy and doesn’t fit the “deregulation = good” mindset of today’s public servants www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...abc.net.auHow the Bondi shooters got access to now-banned gunsWith Australia's strict gun laws, how was Sajid Akram able to legally own the gun he was using to slaughter innocent people in Bondi on December 14? 020
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Someone really needs to teach Commonwealth public servants in charge of developing policy about the concept of perverse incentives and the ability of business to grift www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...abc.net.auSpiralling costs spark 'urgent' overhaul of $2.3b battery subsidy schemeAnnounced to great fanfare in the run-up to the election, Labor's $2.3 billion battery scheme was supposed to last until 2030. Much of the money is already gone. 020
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Excellent article…only question is why we aren’t naming and shaming the companies selling Russian oil products in Australia www.smh.com.au/national/las...smh.com.auLast drinks at the Omani cantina: The shadow fleet behind Australia’s fuel supplyLike the Star Wars version, the dry dock in Oman is a desert-rimmed magnet for misfits and ne’er-do-wells. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025New definition for “taking the piss” just dropped… www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...abc.net.auFormer ANU boss Genevieve Bell receives $400,000 exit payThe university paid the former vice-chancellor a severance package of more than $400,000 in income and superannuation. 060
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Totally worth it nb.australiainstitute.org.au/donate_b?rec...nb.australiainstitute.org.auPower our independent researchBecome one of thousands of supporters who help our power our independent research to reduce inequality, protect our environment and strengthen our democracy. Give a tax-deductible gift to the Australi... 020
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Not saying China wouldn’t do this but this dude is becoming very predictable at this point in the federal budget cycle www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comAsio accuses Chinese hackers of seeking access to Australia’s criticial infrastructureMike Burgess points to successful infiltration in the US by units known as Salt Typhoon and Volt Typhoon ‘working for the Chinese government’ 030
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Love comments by @johnthelyonsden.bsky.social on ABC news this morning on AUKUS along the lines of “the US wants to keep AUKUS going because there are not many countries handing over billions of dollars with no expectations of receiving anything in return” 😆 020
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 16/10/2025nb.australiainstitute.org.au/strong_envir...nb.australiainstitute.org.au✍️ PETITION: Strong environment laws stop new coal and gasThe Australian public voted for a climate majority at the last election, and we want strong environment laws that can stop new coal and gas. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I bet Albo’s clown car folds faster than paper at the speed origami world championships. Nice that our closest “ally” thinks it’s not enough that they trash the planet but needs to bully everyone else to do the same. www.reuters.com/world/us-thr...reuters.comUS threatens visa restrictions, sanctions against UN members that back IMO emissions planThe United States on Friday threatened to use visa restrictions and sanctions to retaliate against nations that vote in favor of a plan put forward by a United Nations agency to reduce planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from ocean shipping. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Government summons Optus, Telstra to Canberra over triple-zero failings www.sbs.com.au/news/article... Bet they’re shitting themselves…just look at that stern face!sbs.com.auGovernment summons Optus, Telstra to Canberra over triple-zero failingsFrom 1 November, Telcos will be forced to provide real-time updates on network failures. 010
theideasabsurd.bsky.social @theideasabsurd.bsky.social · 15/09/2025www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... “Misconduct”??!!? LMFAOtheguardian.com‘Betrayed the trust of Australians’: ANZ bank pays record $240m fine for widespread misconductCompany admits allegations in four investigations brought by financial regulator Asic 010