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@thehyperfusion.bsky.social
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(she/her) Gamer. Game dev. Creative. Enigma. Fucking weird ass durgon.

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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Follow-up: 13/10 should be "Harrowing Hell".
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My RL partner (who plays a Viera Black Mage) wants these cuz she loves hot sauces. Please tell us you plan to produce these for us to try them!!
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Gonna be the devil's advocate here, but..."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Most employers I've had would probably have asked why I'm back if I cannot fulfil my job requirements aka do my duties properly then likely proceed to write me up and/or fire me. Or, they'd just have skipped straight to the termination part after only three days without having asked for a LOA.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
... yet somehow seem to glaze over the important stuff like LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THEE WOULD THYSELF. Y'all are fucking neighbours on this godsgiven Earth - SO FUCKING TREAT EACH OTHER AS HUMAN BEINGS AND RESPECT THE PLANET YOU LIVE ON." - some rando on the internet, 2026 #USA #politics #religion
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"God gave the GOP Trump in order to teach them a lesson in humility and blindly following what you are told. So, basically, the same kind of 'moral of the story' stuff in most teachings of the bible that they try to shove down people's throats now-a-days ....
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Here's to hoping for a #FFXIV Cactpot win
Screen capture from the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14 showing
"You use 100 MGP to purchase a Jumbo Cactpot ticket with the numbers 0670.
You use 150 MGP to purchase a Jumbo Cactpot ticket with the numbers 0670.
You use 200 MGP to purchase a Jumbo Cactpot ticket with the numbers 0670."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you're able to visit Crystal, I might have a few spares laying around XD Otherwise, retainer quick exploration ventures are your best bet imho
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GREED
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've loved it so much that I've overlevelled on it LOL (Lv.96 and just finished Shadowbringers base MSQ)
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@en.finalfantasyxiv.com One day, I'd love to see an easter egg Monk LB specifically for Sigmascape V1.0. If the party reaches 3 LB bars, a unique trigger might occur where instead of "Final Heaven", we see "Suplex" casting with a special CS wiping the boss' health bar?
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see a 90-day jail sentence and think "WTF? Why is he not in there for 90 YEARS?!"
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
even worse if it's the best timeline available for the survival of life on Earth
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"The cost of faux happiness under capitalism is too great a real price for humanity, this universe, and their futures to bear."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A firm tap or two with a solid object will fix that bright headlight real fast.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Now now, they need to live outside of the data centre building. However, that'd be within half a mile, downwind, and needs to include any person who okay'd it being there (like local council folk)
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Where I'm from (USA), those in power often have a tendency to ignore the populace's concerns/complaints & disregard it as mere "rabblerousing" since "they don't know what's good or right". That said, generally yes, actually saying something matters - when/if the people care to listen.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Abolish the Health Maintenance Organization Act, for-profit healthcare, and the scammy insurance industry. Enact universal healthcare and tax the godsdamn rich.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
1 down 66+ to go Wherever they go, they're watched & stalked until they too succumb. Them running only brings it sooner, as it'll wear them down faster. To take back as much as is taken. To create as much as is destroyed. To give as much as is received. May the gods give mercy, for we shall not.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a little spraypaint'll work as a quick fix
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
me during #FFXIV playthrough: "Okay, I just hit Shadowbringers.. how slow do I gotta do content from here if I wanna stay behind enough so I avoid using any at-time 'current' tomestones at *least* by the time Evercold comes out?"
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'd've done the same LOL
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I tried doing that once, and I got duct-taped to a chair for it during Sunday School.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If I ever run & get elected Pres while there's a progressive Congress, I'd absolutely push to have every fucking one of those skidmarks impeached & imprisoned ASAP alongside their GOP co-conspirators and every other godsdamn person who has allowed this shite to happen. No more playing nice.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The populace's unwillingness to change course through tens of thousands of years causes the android to see their rival's point, marking the beginning of the end of that AU's entire human species.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hey, it's all there - I just need to complete the *FUCKING PROLOGUE AGAIN* to get to the new stuff. And probably just have even more powerful dragons thrown at me or something and I'll just get the Super Fus-Ro-Dah to take them down. Oh, the DLC, of course.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
For those of you who await the #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime remake... might I remind you of this kind fellow:
A meme of a horrific creature from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time with the caption "Ocarina of Time - Nintendo said it was rated E for Everyone. All the poor 7-year-olds who played it might disagree."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
TMW 2nd boss of Rabanastre targets you with a tankbuster after the MT goes down Your icon, you ask?
The Final Fantasy XIV job icon for Bard
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My brain: "'Chudpai' emoji sounds funny."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Susano is my icon eikon
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Me: "o.o Oh it's that macr- OwO"
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
:D now Voxer can harass Jon more easily LOL
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Port = Larboard
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ngl this is an awesome idea (that I'd love to implement for myself, if you have any tips for area needed / budget)
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What art thou confuzzled upon? Mayhap I might offer what information I have (if ya got particular issues, that is lol)
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Read the other replies first. My brain's initial reaction, however, was: "You mean humans?"
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The year is 2005. The place is known locally as "Garbage Shitadel". Nightmares.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I second this answer.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the words "FOR WHOM DO YOU SIMP?" still ring in my ears...
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They have no shame beyond that which determines the size of their pocket book. They sold their humanity long enough ago that they've entirely forgotten what it's like to empathize with the populace, let alone people they probably grew up around! 'Tis disappointing & frustrating to see allowed.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
They turn into CyberPintos.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
they *REALLY* need to point people towards the optional duties, because they are absolute Twelvesends that I never learned about until way too late as well and someone was kind enough (in-game) to point me towards 'em. I beg @finalfantasyxiv.bsky.social to urge some guidance to unlock 'em all
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
" Perspective & Presentation " #drawing
A simple drawing of the numbers 8, 4, 6, & 7.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thank you, Drift King. You are an inspiration to all of us.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the wicked witch of Windurst strikes again
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#poetry #philosophy #writing
Two passages written on 2026 April 17 at approximately 00:02 (UTC-5).

"May the sun guide you, and the moon guard you. May the stars inspire you, and the earth keep you."

"Existence requires both change and constancy. However, in both must there be reservation. Without ever making new or different things, we will die. If we chase after an ever-revolving system, we lose our sense of self. Thus does reality need a careful balance."
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Keep on celebratin' Make noise and music and cheers And we'll continue along with it once Orange Hitler's gone, too
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
does he not understand that models only go so far and that TANGIBLE trials need done? [looks at Tesla] Oh right.
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Hyper🌈 @thehyperfusion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
ngl I hope you are a majority in responsibility just so when the topic comes up, I can say "The Drift King did that" ... and when people ask "Who is the Drift King?"... ... well...
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