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The Hotspur Hovel

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Where the joys and agonies of being a Tottenham Hotspur Fan are quietly yelled from a small, dark hut in the woods. #COYS

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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vušković is fun to watch and can definitely play at the EPL level. He would have been my favorite Hotspur if we weren’t so transfer window trigger happy with him.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So we can only score when nothing is on the line. That’s what I gathered from that match.
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Pitchside Docket @pitchsidedocket.com · 18/09/2026
Mexican Pro/Rel Advocates Up The Ante In Fight Over ‘Monopolistic’ Liga MX www.pitchsidedocket.com/mexican-pro-...
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Mexican Pro/Rel Advocates Up The Ante In Fight Over ‘Monopolistic’ Liga MX
To say there is money to be made in sports is an enormous understatement. But for every dollar raked in by the juggernauts of world soccer, dozens of other clubs desperately struggle to stay afloat—es...
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come on you Spurs…
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Simon & Garfunkel: Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IDK, Spurs can you?
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Can I Finish?
ALT: Can I Finish?
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yup. This team can’t score or defend.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course he is F-ing offsides. Smh
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Savio(r)? Not mad at what I saw today from him. But probably way too early to anoint him as such
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In case anyone missed it, Spurs are still a rough watch…
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Pitchside Docket @pitchsidedocket.com · 20/08/2026
Can Inappropriate Tifos Turn Into Defamation Damages for Clubs? defamation-damages-for-clubs/
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Can Inappropriate Tifos Turn Into Defamation Damages for Clubs?
Transfer windows are cut-throat. Tottenham Hotspur witnessed this firsthand last summer with a number of missed signings, but none stung more throughout their fanbase than missing out on Morgan Gibbs-...
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PK @paul-k.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oof the technique on Mateus Fernandes' goal! Filthy.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Honestly, I can’t believe we actually stayed up.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
NINE F-ING MINUTES!
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G.O.B. Bluth's Chicken Frustration: Oh, COME ON!
ALT: G.O.B. Bluth's Chicken Frustration: Oh, COME ON!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Get one more for my sanity 🙏
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
João!!!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Do Spurs practice on a different sized net or something??? Terrible shots so far
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I decided not to wear any Spurs gear for this one. Utterly convinced all jerseys, sweatshirts, T-shirts, etc are cursed for this season. Can’t risk it. #COYS
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The top of the box problem is still a problem. Hellva shot tho
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Loving the aggression but its on the verge of recklessness.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Probably not a great sign that chest pains have KICKED IN hours before kickoff. #COYS
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We didn’t get it…
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oh come on
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We want one more! We want one more! We want one more! #COYS
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Tel!!!!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Richy’s first touches tonight
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Man's Disgusted Dry Heave Reaction
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s amazing what back-to-back wins has done for my psyche! Feel like Spurs can honestly pull points from every game here on out!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yes!!!! Everton Goall!!!!!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Now don’t do stupid stuff
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh my Goal!!!!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Watching garbage as a kid was much more fun. #COYS
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oscar the grouch says i love trash while holding a knife
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You cant cuddle on a corner!
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Might be time to bet on Spurs to get relegated. Probably THE most for sure bet of the season at this point. At plus odds, the small pay day could just help hedge those feelings of despair.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The new manager boost is the biggest myth in sports
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Someone is going to write a tell-all someday that exposes that this team purposely tanked
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Well, at least they’re wearing the right color for this cowardly play.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Football gods: We done f-ing with them yet? 🤔 Nope, let’s make them play with a slightly concussed goalie.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just not meant to be
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Playing with two CBs on yellow during a must win game.
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a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is saying i also like to live dangerously
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Spurs changed their app logo to the one thing that matters to them the most. The Damn Stadium. #COYS
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Damn, West Ham
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Pitchside Docket @pitchsidedocket.com · 05/04/2026
Snack on some Soccer with me! Check out my weekly Sunday article containing rapid reactions to some of yesterday’s most interesting football results from all around this Earth! #BayernMunich #RealMadrid #RCDMallorca #PSVEindhoven #RSL #SportingKC #LAFC #OrlandoCity
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Snacking on Soccer: Stoppage Time Killers + Non-Defending Defenses
Sundays are for snacking! Nibble on this quick-hitting digest with some of the best from Saturday’s soccer around the globe.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Wouldn’t firing him at the beginning of the International Break make MORE sense?
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No, no I am not…
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Tottenham Hotspur fans, are you optimistic about the rest of the season?
The Athletic is bringing back its hope-o-meter for the rest of the season
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Pitchside Docket @pitchsidedocket.com · 27/03/2026
Futures Report Friday is here! This week’s report features two MLS Western Conference teams smashing expectations, the bottom falling out for Philly, and Nashville becoming must watch TV! #PhiladelphiaUnion #NashvilleSC #SJEarthquakes #RealSaltLake
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The MLS Futures Report: The Boys in Gold Stay Hot, Plus Philadelphia Union’s Unexpected Unraveling
Five matches.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yay, another team that likes to torture me starts another season today! Let’s Go Giants!! #MLBOpeningDay
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Pitchside Docket @pitchsidedocket.com · 23/03/2026
#UEFA is making it harder and harder for MCOs to thrive in the business of Football. I took a deeper look into some recent CAS cases that appear to further extend UEFA’s discretion when deciding whether MCOs are abiding by their conflict of interest regulations. Hope you enjoy! #CPFC #EFC #LFC #OL
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Has CAS’s Stance on UEFA Article 5 Finally Curbed the Multi-Club Ownership Trend?
Secure a UEFA tournament spot for next season.
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I just watched AVL/WHU and damn, Spurs are so much worse than them at this point. Not good...
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The Hotspur Hovel @thehotspurhovel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Today, I’m going to Tudor my job. Fail miserably yet somehow still wake up with a job tomorrow.
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