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The Holy Lampshade

@theholylampshade.bsky.social
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are we sure this isn’t a fight *for* trafficking?
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly for all of us it’s not “the void”, because every aspect of media amplifies the little fucker’s screeching. The void would be a vast improvement.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know this is a serious discussion, but my broken brain misread that and imagined “kids carrying more knives” as a child strapped like some insane assassin with a bandolier of knives hung loosely across their torso (because who makes well fitting knife bandoliers for children).
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In many cases these are the same fucking clowns that were hawking crypto 5 years ago.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s more exhausting to interact with than searching out information via other means. So much time spent parsing, then trying to find fact from fiction. At least with a google search (pre-AI summary) you can tell you’re getting data from “theearthisflat.net”.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not even particularly good at providing solutions that haven’t been rehashed hundreds of times in the past. It’s essentially the same as its ability to create art. It’s just pumping out something approximating something it’s seen before. It’s a chimp producing shitty replicas.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, what crimes are you planning to commit? Or is that the Forbes list…?
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At what point do we hold the parents responsible, though? I mean, this pretty damn adjacent to vaccine hesitancy, and that alone should be considered borderline criminal.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the briefest of explanations…Witcher/ME2/GoW/Fallout for the writing/story, CT/FF6 for the music, Link to the Past because it’s my favorite Zelda and I went ham when I was a kid, and Factorio for being genre defining. Tribes just because as a FPS it still haunts my dreams.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screw it, I’ll play. I was really torn between Tribes and one of the Civ titles (2 or 4 likely), but 9 is 9…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That Atari Star Wars cabinet was the first game that truly blew my mind. Super Mario 2, 3, and Zelda cemented it. And the first Fallout made me realize games could be made with ‘real’ stories.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, I’m merely explaining why the mayor of the largest municipality in the country might see value in this sort of action.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because some amount of the city’s funding has federal origin, and not having the fucker or his toadies gum that up because his ego has an ouchie provides some window of time that NYC’s residents are protected from the impact of defunding. Is it horseshit? Of course…but that’s our world right now.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Think it all depends on what the concessions are. If you’re just stroking the idiot’s ego…well, words are cheap.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Even in death I still serve”
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was busy at a point a few months back crafting a well researched response to the RegNMS proposals, and realized much like this they just dont fucking care how corrupt or abusive the behavior they’re accepting is. Why bother trying to craft good policy when you know how these guys work?
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With profound apologies…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rage Against the Machine said it best, eh? But yeah, part of what I’m thinking re: it being scary is the act of searching itself (which introduces privacy concerns centered around govt overreach into private lives), but the other part is who it is behind that mask. Sometimes it’s a mirror. 😏
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because the work of uncovering who is behind the balaclava is “difficult”, and scary, and so they’d sooner just cover their eyes and pretend it’s not happening. Far easier to arrest and charge someone who is opening showing their face and comes peacefully.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe they shouldn’t fuck themselves. Lord only knows what insane pathology might develop in their “vaccine-free” bodies. Sounds like a sure fire way to bring back the plague.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is here where we make requests that AL, MS, and LA be given to the US on this map?
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This…this is a thing? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in the wild. This upsets me to my core.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t know, Ben. I’m more of a missiles half full kinda guy.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s got the same sort of vibes the crypto crowd had (and much of the same “hammer in search of a nail” approach).
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I often ask myself “How does this establishment expect me to perform my state-sanctioned duty to confirm everyone has the appropriate genitals?” when at a Buc-ee’s.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They have to leave space on the calendar for infrastructure week.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I won’t have you kink shaming me, Deb…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’d never leave you for another city’s sewer…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Did Mel Brooks make this one too? Is the CEO scared of the village Mohel?
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If they hadn’t pushed back so hard against a taco truck on every street corner maybe the prices wouldn’t be so horrid.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That may be the most Detroit shit I’ve ever heard. 😂 We had our own insanity down here…though mostly road rage and people losing their goddamn minds in grocery lines.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Judging from the mental capacity of some people these days there may have been truth to that (since there’s no way to evaluate prior).
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Half jokingly, I barely believe in open borders between regions of my own country…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I may be misremembering, but I think even that was a local policy thing, and even more generally a local business thing (our local grocery store mandated masks to enter, until a few weeks/months(?) passed and they couldn’t continue fighting the rabid idiots who refused to comply)
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s weird for me, because I’ve played every Civ since the original, some more religiously than others, and yet I can’t bring myself to finish a single round of 7. Have picked it up and put it back down maybe a dozen times now. Just won’t stick.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bonus if anyone runs into one of these preachers on a plane and somehow manages to work in a gaslighting comment.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Heavy breathing…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More importantly, they’re all going to memory hole how complicit they are in creating the environment we now exist in. Soon it’ll be equivalent to Germany in the 50s. No one voted for him, no one supported him…it was “those people” who propelled him.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Interesting read, and sounds like the series from a storytelling perspective could be real interesting. I just don’t trust Ubi to pull off anything approximating vision over any period longer than 12 months.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If ass spraying mayhem isn’t the signature card of this admin, I don’t know what is…
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not sure the Dersh is who you want to be quoting as an expert (unless you’re looking for expertise on where to find underage people for sex work).
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is this a new unpaid score notification service? It’s really a bummer. Next you’ll tell me Snape killed Palpatine for the One Ring, and I’ll have to re-evaluate the media I planned on watching on my next flight.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
More fun to mock them to their face. I don’t engage often, but sometimes boredom (or a long…convalescence, in the washroom) frees one’s mind.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Christ, you scared me with the caps. I thought it was the racist guy. Like a fucking jump scare.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
With technology any of us can have any number of followers, my friend.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wait, is that the France v Morocco score? Damn man, don’t spoil it. I haven’t had the chance to watch yet.
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The Holy Lampshade @theholylampshade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ahh, I get it. It’s the letter D in the front, right? Words *are* similar, yes.
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