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Dave D

@thehitmanpunk.bsky.social
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"Hey you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?" Captain of the KOR Respect Army. Hasn't read a goddamn thing anyone's ever written. Basketball, Football, Wrestling and Video Game opinion man.

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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 4h
Maye is actually horrific this year.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Boone jumped off the screen, and it showed, good night for him. Good game for Chych. Most of the other forwards did not play well. I must begrudgingly give Charles his due. Ovechkin legit may provide negative value this year with his complete inability to skate.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Flyers with 2 OTLs to start the year, their unethicalness is back.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
They wont call everything, unless its a night in Raleigh, in which case 6 straight calls, a number bogus. They're all eyes for those.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Not nearly good enough offense tonight. For a slow defensive core, did not take advantage at all. Hopefully Roys injury is nothing long term, or we're gonna be in trouble. Fire these refs into the sun to never return.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
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Ryan Stiles' Subtle Middle Finger
ALT: Ryan Stiles' Subtle Middle Finger
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah no definitely nothing happened to Leno on that shift, nothing at all. Fucking ridiculous refs.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Sourdif has had some issues on backtrack tonight.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Just refusing to call any penalties on Tampa
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 21h
Anytime Ovis out there you're playing defense 4v5
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Friendship over with Dowd and Duhaime. Sourdif and Jenner are my new best friends.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Better 2nd period, last 2ish minutes especially pretty strong. Get a PP early or put one on the board early and lets get this even.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
I need someone to take @amyhayx.bsky.social out of the booking room
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Tampa Fans are upset learning you can hit people in hockey
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Cirelli should be going to the box.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Ovi might be the worst skater in the NHL today. Just no movement.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Hagel is such a good player
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Great job ref missing the high stick
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Boone Jenner, you are quickly gonna become a favorite of mine.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
There you go Chychy.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Roy needs to finish that.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 22h
Bad penalty by Pro
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 23h
Need to score on this PP
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 23h
So glad we kept an emotional support goalie and not a real goalie
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Jackie doesn't want to leave Vegas, i got a whole 7 figure per year deal to be selfish about here in DC Kelsey.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dudleyville's main export is pure, uncut, unadulterated, stupidity.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just the worst luck for Barkov. Not even a game in and already back to LTIR with the other knee. Sucks for him.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hutsons gonna get most of the credit (as he should get alot) but I really think people are going to learn about Vinny the shutdown defenseman this year.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paige is gonna have a long offseason after those last 2 games
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin and Penn State both losing on the same day
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Spongebob Mr Krabs
ALT: Spongebob Mr Krabs
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only 1 forward skated more than 17 minutes tonight (Big Pro). Imagine that generally flat ice distribution will be common most nights.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The PLD and Protai lines look to be strong lines. D1 is still D1, generally good game from the Hutson Desharnais pair. Hard to hold the 5v5 games against Strome/Leno when they have to carry the lions share, but thought individually they played well.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Controlled the game when we were allowed to play 5v5 (except when Ovechkin was on the ice, which is going to be the challenge this year). But any time you can kick Carolinas ass by 3 its a good day.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vinny Desharnais is gonna be a fan favorite
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jenners had some really good defensive plays
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They called Cole for interference in the second for the exact same thing Carrier did there but ok
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Leno said yall fucks dont get to be happy
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suck my dick Carolina!
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill and Meltzer would either be some of the worst or most unintentionally hilarious podcast audio id have heard, and i would be there for it either way
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The NHLPA should be gifting Danny Briere everything on his christmas list from now till infinity
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Dallas Cowboys are an unserious organization
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like to think this was Pac yelling at Will to not fuck up his black aarow
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dumbest people you know are going to use this 1 (one) game sample to tell you how the Caps failed Hendrix Lapierre. And i'm just here to warn you early, to not listen to these people.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pacs empty chair, please no. Thats what got me.
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Mox promo is hauntingly tragic considering it was filmed on Saturday
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Dave D @thehitmanpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Soni so tough for that
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