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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pistons social media getting that “Thank you fans!” post tuned up 😕
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hey so you all being more mad that Starbucks changed their chai recipe than Starbucks utilizing slave labor for coffee bean harvesting, union busting, and supporting genocidal foreign policies 🗣️ IS THE F*CKING PROBLEM
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
**Has consistent conversation over dating app. We get along.** Me: I’ve been enjoying this conversation! How about we continue over sushi? Hinge: Sounds fun! Sure ☺️ Me: Great! How’s Friday night? H: Friday doesn’t work, I’m sorry Me: Not a problem. How’s Sunday? **never hears from her again**
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“I hear your trying the dating apps again! How’s that going??” Kind of like all the other times if I’m being honest. Just remembering why I deleted them the other times is all 😭😂
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Working 11 a.m - 7:30 p.m today, then tomorrow’s shift starts at 7:30 a.m. I only have 1 aderrall left. This might be how I ☠️ LOL
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got an idea to try doing a Tik Tok live where I practice music, or write poetry, or try to learn to draw, something art making, and invite people to join me and make art too. Then follow that with a Twitch live where we just game to relax after the art making 🧐🧐
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pokopia’s making thing about getting a Switch 2. It looks so good! 👀
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I do not understand the Lions lack of urgency in this off season. They’re in terrible shape. O Line needs a complete overhaul. D Line has no depth, Corners have no depth, Saftey’s have no depth, and they have very little draft value. Showing zero interest in Maxx Crosby is beyond baffling.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“You gotta remember when Obama got elected gay marriage wasn’t legal, so that is progress!” Is this what we tell the people in Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan? Yeah imperialism got worse, at your expense, but they gave us more social rights that they’re already trying to take back, so it’s progress?
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Prozac, adderall, and running around a remastered Diablo II with NEW dlc in the big year 2026 is truly saving my mental health lol
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“I didn’t have WWIII on my 2026 bingo card! 🤦🏻‍♂️” HOW??? WHAT? MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EAT ITSELF
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ahhh yes, it’s time for 40 year old men to say things like “Hopefully we see more in depth writing” and “I’m just not sure about the art direction…” in regards to the new Pokemon game
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Anyone buying Pokémon Fire Red and Leaf Green for $20 EACH, with no online play, only local co-op, is straight up in a cult hive mind, mind set. I have been emulating those game for literally 20 years. No reason to buy the ROM from Nintendo unless you can now access Pokémon Home and play online
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hello, just hoping that we one day realize that the only just response to any member of this regime, every sitting and past member of government that helped set up this regime, every corporatist and oligarch who’s dark money propped up this regime, is swift, public, summary execution.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just a reminder that Bad Bunny got a bigger pop from the WWE than Logan Paul ever will. Bad Bunny put on a better match than Logan Paul ever could too. The Paul brothers are such societal scourges. They provide nothing good to the world. Bad Bunny is actually an icon and will be remembered as such.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Can you give an entire defense the MVP??? Because 😭😂
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny 🥲🔥
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
One day The Detroit Lions are gonna play in a Super Bowl. I have to keep believing that 🥲
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Genuinely how is the World Cup still happening in the U.S? It is so obviously and nakedly unsafe in the U.S. Even considering money, it seems to be that obviously unsafe to be in the U.S right now.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I cannot stand liberal racist micro aggressions disguised behind “wokeness.” It’s so infuriating!
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
There’s no way the Sabrina Carpenter/Taylor Swift listening NPC’s are accusing Olivia Dean of pushing a “trad wife” agenda? She’s a bisexual woman of color who writes songs about love and loss WHILE BEING BISEXUAL. And Sabrina’s album cover was her on all fours with a leash being submissive to a man
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you don’t care about Palestine and just think that it’s some far away “war” that doesn’t impact you, but you also hate ICE and want ICE abolished you’re a big part of why ICE is how they are. The IOF and ICE is an extremely easy dot to connect.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
LeBron James Rookie season was my sophomore year of high school. I turn 40 this year. That is completely super human
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’m trying to be an optimistic Lions fan, but 2 defensive head coaches in the Super Bowl, very early in their respective tenures, only adds to the evidence that Dan Campbell missed his shot. He just doesn’t have the same scrutiny for the defense. Every year the defense is what stalls the Lions.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I can already tell Fable is going to take over my life the way that Baldur’s Gate 3, Elden Ring, and Skyrim did lol
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Simply Abolishing 🧊 IS the moderate take. I don’t think I can say what I feel every 🧊 agent deserves to truly bring justice on social media.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Republicans are literally marching a violent gestapo through our communities, hauling entire immigrant families to concentration camps, annexing Venezuela, attempting to annex Greenland, and on and on, and Liberals and Democrats are still talking non violence and “reform.” Okay
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Just a reminder while we’re saying “this is not normal” the part that’s not normal is government agents are executing white people in the streets. Black, brown, queer, immigrant, native people have had this as normal since day one. This country has always been violent and fascist.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Genuinely feel bad for all the people who view Green Day performing at the Super Bowl as a revolutionary act. We are so cooked I fear
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🏳️‍🌈 Cordilia: The Variance 🏳️‍🌈 @cordilia.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sailing Saturday shenanigans with the chaos crew on the Mystery Machine Doing that streaming thing, right now on the Sea of Thieves www.twitch.tv/cordiliachase
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sometimes I think about how 10 years ago I was telling friends and family that we need to come to terms with the reality that the politics of about 25% of the country is just straight up Nazism and that we need to be proactive in pushing back now. That was 2016. That really was 10 years ago.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Doctor: How have you been feeling since taking the adderall? Me: Well, Balatro makes sense to me now. I won a run on the first 5 decks and I can’t stop playing.
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neat dude @neatdu.de · 10/01/2026
new year // new gear www.neatdude.com
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Current goals are: • Deep clean apartment and build a habit of keeping it clean • Get a second job (Dog walking/sitting, brush off my piano skills and find some beginning lessons to teach again, something like that) • Build a wardrobe. Like put together outfits that I feel actually express myself
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Today I deep cleaned my kitchen area and the fridge. It genuinely feels so strange (in a good way, I just mean unfamiliar) to be able to choose to feel motivated. Also the feeling of relief after cleaning is super new to me. My goodness I had no idea the battle I was having in my thoughts
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 09/01/2026
live on twitch AC, 2025 BEST OF PREMIERE, PIZZA FRIDAY. FALL GUYS W PALS AFTER
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is going to seem silly but I felt motivated to do some cleaning, and it felt good to do it. I’m planning out cleaning the rest of my apartment. I feel proud of this. I think the meds are working. I would always struggle to feel motivation or pride in myself at all, in any context
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Happy pizza Friday everyone! 🫡
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just a reminder that there are zero instances in history where the masked militarized government goons are the good guys
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
When tomorrow is payday AND pizza Friday ✨✨🔥✨🔥✨✨
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Masked government agents are now shooting and killing us in broad daylight, and our response is still hoping the government prosecutes their own masked agent, for doing a job the government told them to do
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
ICE shot a woman in the face and killed her. They were already spinning and twisting the story into a make believe tale of the ICE agent acting in self defense before video of the murder and on the ground reporting were published. We are way past the time to be angry about all of this.
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Can someone explain to me to how kidnapping a foreign leader and occupying their country, kidnapping undesired peoples and tossing them in camps, threatening to annex land from foreign neighbors, and declaring that you’re above the entire international community doesn’t resemble 1930’s Germany??
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Cheebs @chillbobagginz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Birthday stream tomorrow! Playing some outer wilds now Twitch.tv/Cheebs
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Watching the U.S forcefully occupy another country AGAIN in order to strip them of their resources, and watching everyone focus their arguing about whether or not the leader of that country was bad or not, instead of the violent occupation part, AGAIN
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Is A.I bad? Well it was developed by brutal militaries as a way to efficiently plan out killing as many as possible in one strike, then taken and used by corporations to maximize surveillance of citizens, and is used socially to create racists memes and imitate undressing under aged girls, so
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Trump is literally sending undesired peoples to camps, kidnapping world leaders, and threatening to annex other countries land, and people still think I’m exaggerating when I compare him to that 1930’s German mustache man
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🏳️‍🌈 Cordilia: The Variance 🏳️‍🌈 @cordilia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Chaos Crew shenanigans, what will we do? Who knows! Streaming now for Sailing Saturday on the Sea of Thieves! www.twitch.tv/cordiliachase
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Yes, a U.S President instigating a war for oil is totally unprecedented. It’s never happened before, ever. The problem is specifically Donald Trump. The U.S Government is otherwise pretty chill, tbqh!
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A barista who is hip @thehipbarista.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The “Donald Trump is instigating a war, which is just unheard of for a U.S President!” folks on social media I can only assume were born January 1st 2026 What Donald Trump is doing is BOTH horrific AND exactly par for the course for U.S politics. In the last 50 years, 1 President wasn’t in a war
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