The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 2hHe keeps the $21 TRILLION in his back pocket. And everyone thought it was an elephant sized diaper he was wearing that was causing the HUGE booty 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Did ted leave his ugly wife at home as per trump's request? 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reporting LIEve for the White House Faux reporter KKKoroline LIEvitt 010
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He has the emotional age of a six year old. Ask a child of that age how they would decorate a room if they were rich and the answer would almost always GOLD EVERYWHERE and ALL the X-Box games made Unfortunately trump does not have the mental capacity to play video games 020
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now he is a poster child as the face of dementia. Slack jawed and hollow stare. With 5000 nuclear weapons talking about wiping a country off the map! Sleep well :( 020
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In his previous profession he only had to know two things: 1. Shit runs downhill 2. Payday is on Friday 001
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It is an exo-skeleton to help him walk The dragging of his right leg was getting so bad they had to do it or put him a wheelchair 030
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Filet O Fish and Quarter Pounders with a side of fries are on the menu tonight 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Before any trump statements are aired every detail should be fact checked and every lie exposed 050
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He will post a video on the trump tv YouTube channel This channel has fewer viewers than a channel that show nothing but a spinning box fan LMFAO! 190
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Xi's height is 5'9" trump says he is 6'3" Looks like trump is around 5"9" as everyone knows you can't pile shit as high as 6'3" 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Diaper is heavy on the left side, the weight of which took him off course 020
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Funny that ignoring a court order happens when Xi just happens to be in town Tiny Hands trying to prove to Chinese leader that he is a dick-taker too 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Put AG in jail for contempt until the administration follows the law 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dead whale head as a starter then Central Park bear with a side of raccoon penis as a main course YUM! 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Carney is ignoring trump tantrums, as one would do with any three year old The only difference is that this toddler has cankles, rotting hands and orange skin 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dr. Josef Mengele please pick up the white courtesy phone 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kashy had a little lamb It's fleece was white as snow And every where that Kashy went the lamb was sure to go It followed him to the FBI one day which was against the rules So Kashy changed the rules 0142
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As it stands 95% of Canada/EU trade is tariff free and volume will increase as ties become closer. Canada will have the third largest economic block as a partner after making new deals with China the #2 The US will have competition for Canadian energy, minerals, lumber,etc. FDT! 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Canada is sick and tired of dealing with the toddler in chief and are moving on. There will always be major trade between the two countries but trump yelling TARIFF every time his diaper is full is getting old 110
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash carries rubber boots and Velcro gloves wherever he goes in case he sees a sheep in the field BAAAAA! 130
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An axe handle is the perfect tool for wiping off smirks. In case anyone was wondering 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lame duck gets lamer by the day How much longer will the human printer hang around the sinking POTUS? 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Canada supplies the most imported oil to the USA of any country More than the Middle East More than Mexico What would happen to gas prices if Carney added a 50% tariff 8 weeks before the mid-terms? $5/gallon gas = GOP getting murdered in November! 010
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ALL of the natural gas used in the USA comes from Canada! What would happen to the price if Canada tacked on a 50% tariff? 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mr. Underwear Around the Ankles ESQ. At least he has some personal knowledge about sex trafficking! Defending these scum should help redeem his reputation on Martha's Vineyard. 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026More proof to the theory that brain damaged people support trump Fetterman suffered severe brain damage from a stroke 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is trump beef actually beef or is it the people that ICE has rounded(ground) up? 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 09/09/2026trump removed tariffs on Canadian toilet paper The US imports over $300 MILLION worth of toilet paper every year from Canada Canada should ban export of it to the USA Americans are mad at trump about the price of gas but that is nothing if people run out of ass wipe. 😂 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Divisions with Canada? Open your fucking eyes! trump has created divisions with all of the free and democratic countries on earth He does this while kissing up to the likes of Puin & Kim Jong Un The new leader of the free world is Canada"s Mark Carney 010
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Carney announced 4.7 BILLION DOLLAR contract to build new VIA train cars in CANADA!!!! Previously they were built in the United States Now they will be built in Canada with Canadian steel and provide jobs to Canadian workers Suck it trump!! Elbows up! 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Canada was going to buy 88 - F35 fighter jets Billions of dollars! Swedish Gripen is now top of the shopping list FDT! Elbows up! 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Carney should block thermal coal from entering Canada. Within a matter of days the coal mines in Montana and Wyoming would close as no west coast American ports allow shipments of thermal coal Impact would be massive in the states but limited to a few jobs in Canada Elbows up! 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someone should tell trump that Canada is the biggest customer for the products & services for THIRTY SIX STATES! They had better tell him that is more than half the states as he is not very good at math(and most other things) FDT! Elbows up! 0172
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guess he didn't learn anything when American booze was removed from shelves in Canada Billions lost to American producers, jobs lost, distilleries closed down,etc. 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Do it ASSHOLE! Find out what happens in November when most states lose their biggest customer when Canada responds 000
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026trump casino.......we will be wealthy beyond belief if we keep all the chips to ourselves and don't give any to gambling customers in exchange for their money🙄 040
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And not someone who only get through Wharton because his daddy gave millions to the school 010
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Canadian economy is doing just fine. The head of the Bank of Canada said yesterday that the trump tariffs will have a minimal effect going forward. Canada is diversifying their economy faster than trump can try to fuck it up Thankfully we have a Harvard educated person as leader! 170
The Hip @thehip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026America gets 99% of it's natural gas, 65% of it's imported oil and a lot of electricity from Canada. Will find out pretty quick how valuable Canada is as a trading partner you fat orange fuck Hope Santa brings everyone a thick blanket for Xmas 1123
