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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excel + FUN
Two desktop monitors- one with a spreadsheet, one with HMJ stream
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having a fever but no other symptoms is so funny because my body is like "we have a problem!!" And I'm like ".......care to elaborate or????"
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe the sky did this just for @zoralla.bsky.social ??
A very pink and blue sunset
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Took my 24 month rumspringa and then my grandpa died??? So yeah anyway I am back
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard the palomino song during the Spore stream so now it's time to go rewatch the red dead playthrough 🐎
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @witchsocks.bsky.social 🦋❤️
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just want to be watching stream but I'm on hour three of meetings 😭
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Big Walk is DELIGHTFUL
A screenshot from the game Big Walk. A character has text over his head saying "She collapse on my building till I evacuate"
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
😌
A picture of Moomintroll that reads "My Moomin character is Moomintroll!"A description of Moomintroll focusing on his curiosity and enthusiasmA ranking of Hiccups top three Moomin characters- Moomintroll, Moominmamma, and Too-Ticky
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@suspenders.bsky.social got the wordle in 2 and triggered the holy trinity of replies
A discord screenshot. 
Suspenders: holy fuck
Mck: JESUS
Hiccups: GODDAMN
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Forbidden ink swatch, Sailor Shikiori Tokiwa-matsu (ft. cheese grater scar)
A hand stained with dark green ink
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Calendly randomly turning on AI note takers is causing absolute CHAOS in the nonprofit world rn lmao
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I apparently had a meeting this morning that they forgot to invite me to so I showed up in my "not this" shirt
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm feeling very paternal rn
HMJ's Dragon Age Inquisition character who is so monstrous that he has crossed over into being pitiful
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me: Yeah I've been in DC forever, I know where everything is Me, exiting the metro at L'enfant: where the actual fuck am I
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I immediately thought of @halfmoonjoe.com which made this 10x funnier
An image that reads "picture a man. Now picture him as a gay man"
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
WE DID IT WE GREW THIS FROM A SEED, CHAT!!
A dark red zinnia bloom
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry I was offline I got laid off and tied my self worth to my usefulness is that okay!?!?
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Last week of FUN-employment 🥳
Hiccups is wearing a "Not This" shirt. They have long brown hair and the demeanor of a quokka.
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picasso painted me fyi
A Picasso painting depicting a guitar player in a chairA close zoom in on the Picasso painting reveals a tiny smiley face!
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Chat tell me your strong opinion about your favorite lip balm! I know you have one.
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Downy woodpecker my beloved 😍
A downy woodpecker on a bird feeder.
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Disappointing that TransUnion isn't a bunch of trans people collective bargaining
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Y'all are hyping me too much I'm afraid I'll develop a sense of self
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's interview day and NONE OF MY WORK SHIRTS ARE IN MY COLORS 😭
Hiccups is smiling at the camera while wearing a cool toned blouse.
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And yes I was part of the GSA "ally" to weird queer pipeline
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Working my way through Syllabus by Lynda Barry and this lil guy has become my de facto self insert 👽🛸 anyway HAPPY PRIDE
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My @lilsimsie.bsky.social blanket came in just in time for mini-hiccups to curl up under it for a sick day ❤️😜🤐🥳🫪 (he chose the emojis)
A toddler under a pink gingham blanket. His face is hidden because he is a celebrity!!
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Played Flock Around for the first time and I am LOVING it
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Life is tough rn BUT three years ago today mini-hiccups was born!! I love getting to hang out with a tiny gremlin version of myself who thinks “thumbs up!” means double middle fingers!!
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to anyone who feels aligned! Parents! Moms! Future moms! Aunts! Guncles! Biuncles ( @hekl-pnw.bsky.social ) !
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Got laid off just in time for the new Noah Kahan album boy howdy
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Got the wordle in one today???
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“EF Nib” this, “F Nib” that… STUB AND FLEX NIBS ONLY IN THIS HOUSE
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Gave chat a vacation and y’all took your closest friend, the nekked ghost from phasmophobia
Two tomodachi life characters representing HMJ chat and a ghost The tomodachi life characters are on vacation!
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bold statement from chat!!
A tomodachi life character representing HMJ Chat says “I really respect folks who are good at smoking grass”
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Walking to get coffee in an evening gown felt very “I have to go to the bank”
A person in an evening gown and a backpack. They look weary.
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Everyone keeps changing people’s seats on the seating chart but not moving their dietary restrictions with them and I am NOT EpiPen-ing someone tomorrow night
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I swear I’m gonna be so back when this gala is over, it occurred to me that there are new people in chat who have never seen me make the “the computer hiccuped” “DONT BLAME ME” joke
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Chat forming an important bond with Mr. Mistofelees
A tomodachi life screenshot of HMJ Chat discussing being homosexual with a character from the Cats musical
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🐈
Quiz results saying that Hiccups has Calico Cat Energy
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I did in fact make chat!!!!
A Tomodachi Life character that looks like the moon. They have yellow skin with “craters”. They’re wearing a HMJ “not this” shirt
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My favorite movie is The Green Knight followed closely by Wayne’s World
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
unfortunately I am always the guy making the deck (plz make a deck to explain the deck by COB)
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A cake with the text “guys I will be hot and whimsical again soon I’m just fighting for my life right now”
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Unexpected philosophy from an article on harvesting zinnias 🌸
Text saying “You realize the plant isn’t fragile. You realize you didn’t ruin anything. You realize there are more blooms coming”
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I LIKE! MEAN! WOMEN!! I LIKE! SOFT! MEN!!
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My accents has morphed into generic midatlantic but my verbiage is still Long Island (I stay “I’m on line” and order pizza as a “pie” and a long sandwich is a “hero”)
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“Owalas are too colorful” ok ok send them to me
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Hiccups @thehiccups.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Late to the trend because the site didn’t have some of my games (hashtag old)
The covers of Hiccups’ favorite games: Animal Crossing, Baldurs Gate 3, Heroes IV, Disco Elysium, Fable II, Return of the Obra Dinn, Dragon Age Origins, The Sims, and Monster Hunter Rise
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