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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Watching spurs thunder g1 “wemby is so unfair, it’s like he’s taking a math test with a calculator” “Uhh more like he’s competing in a spelling bee with a dictionary”

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Paradise season 1-2: Silo Paradise season 3: Travelers (?)

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Funniest genre of games gotta be rage games (QWOP, surgeon simulator, etc) cuz why u gotta make a game specifically to rage, I do that at every game already

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I was in the Wendy’s drive thru line when it happened

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Stranger things “fake ending” has me so confused but I’m gonna get caught up only to find out it meant nothing

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Hot take: pistons end the season w better record than thunders

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

2024/25 lions: watching week 1 of the playoffs at home 2025/26 lions: watching week 1 of the playoffs at home

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Anyone else have to resort to brute force to get the wordle

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Ironically his middle name is Banfield, and he will be banned from the field

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

WHAT OHIO STATE KNOW ABOUT 13-10

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

One time I filled in name as Zhou, Henry when it said Name (without first or last) and they actually submitted my name as Zhou Henry

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about how kirk never got to live in an america post ClintonXTrump ship

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Breaking news wemby dating Austin girl

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Did former OSU QB Will Howard rly pull up to a pokemon tcg local in Ann Arbor?

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Real conversation leaving the theater after watching Him “Did you catch that Kobe Bryant reference?” “Nah there was no r*pe scene”

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I just went to pick up my food order for “Henry Zhou” and I get home and I realize I got the food for “Joe, Henry”

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Went to the pokemon mega evolution pre-release local and I was facing an elementary schooler and she pronounced the word “traverse” in Celebi’s “Traverse Time” like “Traverse City” and I feel like that could only happen in Michigan

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Future archaeologists will look at Magnus Carlsen the same way we look at North Sentinel Island today Cuz wym he dedicated his whole entire life to an analog game when clash royale was there the entire time

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Especially cuz I have the broncos D and my opponent is starting the colts TE in fantasy

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

The fact that former Lions OC Jim Bob Cooter somehow turned Daniel Jones into prime Andrew Luck makes me so irrationally angry lol

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Me after I can’t find Hariyama and I realize it’s cuz it’s prized: shit Opponent who’s an elementary schooler: it’s ok my mom swears all the time

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

True our modern notion of race only arose in the 17th century

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Not every day you run into the best chrom main in your region but he’s working(?) at the jewelry store

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just saw Conjuring Last Rites and I rly thought someone would die on a motorcycle like that famous Annabelle story where some dude dissed Annabelle and then died 5 mins after in a motorcycle accident

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

CFB and NFL have almost no crossover (among fans) cuz tell me how is it possible that the biggest college cheating scandal and the biggest pro cheating scandals (spygate, deflategate, tuck rule, etc) happened to the same school or at least players from the same school, yet no one talked about it

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I literally have peacock just for sports (student discount) but it literally doesn’t even load what’s the point of paying for things that don’t even work

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Over under on Kawhi being executed by Adam Silver

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I feel like YouTube content has already peaked. These days there’s far too much AI slop

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Makes u think what the best place in town is

Strip Mall Sign: Congee Chan Second Best Place in Town

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I remember on the show Revenge of the Nerds JWittz was a “Pokemon Master”

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Just watched Eddington, and it reminded me of Ypsi

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Dominoes rly got that “outlet store handbag “ pricing strategy

Dominoes receipt, showing the totals:

Food & Beverage: $50.22 (crossed out)
$15.98

Taxes: $0.96
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Total: 16.94

You Saved: $34.24

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Does anyone else ever watch a YouTube video essay, and then it starts with one of those “hooks” you learn in middle school English class?

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Say what you want about Trump, but at least he kept his word and released the ‘philes

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

They aren’t, but the implication

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Did anyone get endgame spoiled for them on Reddit? Here’s what I “knew” a year before it came out

Discord message by RIP Kelsey (timestamp 6/6/18, 10PM)

what was our bet again?
Iron Man makes a new Gauntlet
Cap dies wielding Mjolnir to fend off Thanos
Hulk and Banner merge to become one being
Hulk loses an arm fighting Thanos
$5 for each bet, and if I go 4-0 or 0-4 then bet is doubled to $40 total

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

What’s crazier, Pistons having Blake Griffin and Derrick Rose at the same time, or the Wings having Kane and Tarasenko? Or the fact that both teams missed the playoffs

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

You can always count on Grok to come up with the final solution to the problem at hand

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Pussy Galore @misspittypat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I believe every American should carry a concealed gun in case they are bothered by masked men who intend harm. THE SECOND AMENDMENT BABY, USE IT AGAINST THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT. It’s yours to use.

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Idk why but there’s legit like half a dozen kids 3 or under in my section alone on my flight back from Seoul

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Did he paint this one too? At the Art Institute of Chicago

Sorry I don’t know the painter nor name of the painting

An animal carcass is hung up, split in half. A man with a blurry face and blue suit is sitting between the two halves. Appears to be laughing

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Watching SSG vs LG makes me thankful for players like Skubs, Kerry Carpenter, and even Parker Meadows lol

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Henry Zhou @thehenryzhou.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Crazy that Gloria Ramirez died cuz they gave her an IV contaminated w a chemical used to make meth (Riverside was used as a meth lab) and they blamed it on her

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Avoid the violence/nonviolence debate. It’s a trap. The only thing that matters is what actions lead to more justice and less harm. Inaction and complicity in the face of brutal oppression is the worst form of violence. Never forget it.

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