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The Dark Lord

@thehealingtype.bsky.social
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“Don’t Make Me Use This” - Me holding my tongue Emotionally intelligent. Slightly unwell. Always the main character. IG: @_thehealingtype

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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If I loose my job, I’m running up my credit cards and line of credit & moving out the country
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Been working for a financial institution for seven months now & since I’ve been employed there I’ve: -saved 10k -maxed out my 401k contributions -started investing through my 401k -raised my credit score to over 740 across all 3 major reporting agencies
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
From now on I’m only counting bodies that reached my cervix 🖤
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Is it me or is TikTok dances inherently feminine so whenever I see men performing them I think 🤔 …..Nvm.
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Men rape bc they have to fuck who they can while women get to fuck who they want. That type of power & autonomy leads to pussy envy and rape is their only way of reinforcing their perceived superior role through the lens of patriarchy
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I caught a Lyft today, not only are these drivers going to the wrong address & waiting there to squeeze “wait time” fees out of riders & canceling the ride to still get paid, but they are verifying the location with riders & not accepting the ride so that you get charged a wait l fee during the ride
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I want to create a fragrance that smells like anarchy, rebellion, & feminine rage,
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Men do you realize that saying things like “back in a simpler time” and “I want a traditional woman” is harmful in the same way that “make America great again” is bc America was never great for everyone just as times weren’t simpler for every person back than
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
When I packed up to travel overseas, she was silent.🤐 When I was traveling she was loud, bold, and rude.🫨 Now that I’m back in the city she’s trying to reconcile. 🤨 Is this bxtch afraid of me or something?!🤔
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International women’s day! May all misogynists lose their jobs to a more qualified female candidate 🥰🔥🫶🏾😌
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’m in a working mood. All gas , no breaks tryna get this money
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A lot men love the “hoes” they claim to hate.
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Skinny does not equal healthy or “in shape”.
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’m so fucking sick of how predatory non black owned corner stores are! That .50 cents surge for using your card? ILLEGAL! The “itemized” receipt with no names just prices? SHADY ASF!! They are a cancer to the black community
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
One of my biggest pet peeves is people thinking they know me
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Idk how the Barbz are gonna come back from this one
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Panama has been good to me
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
How you got a breeding kink but you don’t like kids? 🤔😂
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
As Black Women, it’s up to us to eradicate Sickle Cell. There’s no reason for us in 2025 to be having babies with men who carry the gene if we know that gene also runs in our family. Your future children do not deserve to live such a complicated & painful life.
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Tifa | Rosa Auream @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 22/11/2025
Probiotics - vaginal and digestive One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet. Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that. Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You better start being humble bc when God has to humble you, he gone take away that side tooth
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Black will never go out of style
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You can taste when a black person made the potato salad
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The older I get, the less I care about masking. The less I mask, the more I realize I’m on the spectrum
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Freckled people are the Dalmatians of humanity
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Performative Masculinity is hearing a woman say “I prefer to be in control” and taking offense to it
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I love Mexican food but I hate how it runs through me 😂
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Raven gone end up looking like Whoopi
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My dad saw me buy an 8th from my lil brother so he asked to see it. I showed him the baggie & he said, “Back in the day our nuggets were bigger.” I looked at him and said, back in the day yall had seeds in yall nuggets, this ain’t not Reggie” 😂😂😂😂
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You: If they forgive you.
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She really ain’t the brightest crayon in the box 😂 I used to think Jason was stupid, they are equally ignant
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A little tip, sprinkle a small bit of ground coffee & sugar in your shoes to secure the position. I got both jobs I applied for by doing this for my interview 🪄
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Girl, go ahead and start. Just remember, Sookie is probably stupider than you remember her being
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Dr. Umar & Orlando Brown are EFFORTLESSLY funny 😂🤣 Top Tier comedy in my book
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ever since I started re-watching True Blood, physically I am here, but mentally I’m in Bon Temps
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’m not celebrating no anniversaries of unhappily married couples. Gtfoh with that shit! Prove to your spouse it’s real quick involving mfs who know yall marriage ain’t worth shit
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The problem with religion is that it can be very invasive. Religious people don’t care that every human has the right to live their lives exactly how they see fit. For some reason they think that right only applies to them & the people who have the same beliefs as them.
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I used to want to be a Flight Attendant so bad but it never happened for me. Now, I look back, glad asf bc they be miserable, they paid less than I am now & they have to deal with so many types of people. I think I was being saved
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
YT bitches who eat Caesar salad be messy asf
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yall don’t remember being young asf & going into spice cabinet and trying different seasonings, herbs, and spices to see what their flavor was
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I didn’t know I was supposed to respect older men who consistently try to holla at me
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The Dark Lord @thehealingtype.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Next they’re gonna be calling Charlie a martyr
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