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John Head

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social
174 followers 195 following 313 posts

I am the Head of The City. I do not believe I shall be active unless I need to. (Parody Account, This Account will change to a different character if they are revealed)

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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I know a - twice in recent history - fallen wing isn't asking me this.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
W Corp really isn't living up to the name with all the Ls they constantly take.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
No Comment.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The answer is quite evident, Twink.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Invest in Toxic Yaoi.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Finally, some good Toxic Yaoi. It's been a bit since I've come across the good stuff.
youtu.be
[Limbus Company] An Unhealthy Obsession
YouTube video by Cursed XWT
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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I hope Xichun will deliver a LOT of fun while she's the family hierarch...Fun is the greatest thing, and I desire to be there for as long as possible to experience it all! Hehehe...
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
John Lobotomy.. It's been a bit since you've been to the John Cookout, everything good?
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
There's a show I like, it left it's most recent episode on a cliff hanger and I don't feel like waiting a week for it. Take a week of my time, no more, no less, and I'll give you idk, something cool, I'll figure it out later.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hey @the-timeripper.bsky.social, come to my office. Serious business.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
and you're about to have to train it all off.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is about to be you.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I decided to try one of the Claw's Serums for fun. I believe I have just committed the first Serum-DUI.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I knew you L Corp people were relatively nuts. But wow.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Threatening The Head isn't the best decision. @feralchildtm.bsky.social, do something mildly inconveniencing to them.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You're too young to witness the Yaoi that I harbor.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
None for you, small one.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Of course I do. If I'm not even committed to one man, that makes the Yaoi more toxic.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Noted.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It is Wednesday, 'My Dude'.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
He is not the only one on my list.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yaoi.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Haven't you already been killed countless times? What's one more?
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Then you will learn in time, Twink.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Then you are not a real connoisseur of Toxic Yaoi.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
It's Pride Month. You all know what that means.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I believe you and I should have a little talk.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Yeah.
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Don Quixote Limbus @fixerfannumber1.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Thou hast lost..the game!
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You've just lost the game as well.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Squid Games.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Time to release the lesser known cousin of The Sweepers, The Drinker.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Get on the grind then.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hello. We have looked over your contract a bit, and we've decided that the amount we're paying you is too much.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ever since I ate the Forever Weed Brownie in 297, yes.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Some voices from the void told me to, they said it'd be funny. And they were right.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
So.. you don't want Boing-Boing?
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Badass Drinking Skeleton @drinkingskeleton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@judgmentbird.bsky.social i need your help, im trying to weigh some bananas at walmart but their scalenis broken can i borrow yours
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hm.. Only if you sign a contract saying that I get double the pretzels once it happens.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's happened before. Just keep your mental stability up, and say, don't make a song about it where you spiral into a panic.
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Myna Kain Arbiter in training @feralchildtm.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Haha! April fools everyone! I put Cogito in the water supply!
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
..Might need another raid on The Library, seems there's a very important asset we forgot to check in on.
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🔒 Locke Windsor - Floor of Inhumanities @inhumanities.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
;; And with that, I now shall go to bed and wish you all a happy April Fools As a small bonus, I give thee the sprite I made for this silly thing and two bonus ones I've had sitting around for a while. Have a silly day/night :)
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Don Quixote Limbus @fixerfannumber1.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Y-Yes sir..thou mentioned it about...26 times..
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The Pie from Helsing was, as he said. Really good.
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Don Quixote Limbus @fixerfannumber1.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Huh? Why is John head calling me at this time of the night?!
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Many thanks.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yes.
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John Head @theheadofthecity.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
// Go, my Sweepers.
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