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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made some additions to my wife's account...and now we wait.
A bunch of squirrel-related items.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's see his onion volcano before making any rash decisions.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why not require approval from a judge beforehand, like a wiretap?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AI isn't evil. It doesn't have free will. The people behind AI are evil. What's so complicated about this?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We just want you to implement solutions to our problems that other countries have proven will work.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The consensus that the price is not expected to be significantly different in 4 months is a given! It's how the market works! Otherwise people would trade until the price got closer to the expected value! This is first class of Econ 101 level stuff here.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All we've been doing my entire adult life is taking one 'generational L' after another, it's not even a threat anymore.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Smart. It allows for continuous, hands-free chewing while on the toilet.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Combining the Streisand Effect to raise awareness that your software creates CSAM with suing your own users is a PR masterstroke, just brilliant stuff.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think it's also worth mentioning that the transistor radio was not invented until 1954.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"We got him, boys"
A picture of Steve Bannon in handcuffs, being escorted by police.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kenzie deserves to be in mega jail with Sincere.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To put this in perspective, that's roughly, per American, what it would cost to make yourself avocado toast every day.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's insane to hear people complain about how their children won't be able to afford college without an athletic scholarship and conclude that the root of the issue, the thing you are going to legislate about, is trans athletes, not the price of tuition.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is the lava actually hot, or is that just something the park rangers tell you so they can have all of that sweet, sweet lava to themselves?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe he was 'necked' when they weren't looking.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
When I asked in the recovery room when I should get my next colonoscopy, he said, "Well, now that you're in your 50's..." I'm 43.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gritty is a horrifying, nightmarish abomination! How could you possibly think he would be an appropriate mascot for Ameri...you know what? Never mind.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That 70's Show
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Where can I find this birria ramen?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A heat wave, the Knicks playing for the championship, and the Puerto Rican Day Parade in the same weekend? Elon's going to get beat to being the first trillionaire by a dude selling ice cold water bottles from a cooler.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No need, he's pushing directly to main
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
??? Then the bat would just slide off when you tried to hit them.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My rent's too damn high Knicks in five
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Looks-wise, he hasn't aged a day
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This reads like every email sent to Epstein.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dunno, I would probably focus on the advantages of not needing to turn a profit; of the incredible amount of city-owned property; and potential economies of scale.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I do know what Playwright is, that's why I think it's hilarious.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
LOL @ 280 lines of tests for 108k lines of code
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Truly terrible. I love it.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Aren't "move to the left" and "move to the center" the same thing here?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not only is the golden retriever the only one not smiling, they had to stand on the leash to keep him there.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"Here's what diners at Sylvia's say" might destroy newspaper publishing as we know it.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I know if one of my parents was telling people that "the Chinese mafia, perhaps in collaboration with the Chinese government, is in Flushing committing Medicare fraud and mugging elderly white men," I'd know it was time for assisted living.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As others have pointed out, there's a lot to complain about regarding the article; however, it feels like a fairly typical local news story.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Walking wouldn't be fast enough. It should at least be a brisk jog.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think it's crazier the average age of first time buyers is now increasing faster than time is passing. The average date of birth is going backwards!
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
But could it be used to create a competent story arc for the Hulk in Infinity War/Endgame? Because the Russo Brothers couldn't do it.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
For anyone wondering how they lost so much money, the article says they invested $2.5 billion in Bitcoin that's now worth only $753 million.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Looks like #5 is Player 1
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Please read the last line."
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Well, are you a rapist, murderer, sex trafficker, or "child pedophile"? No? He might have missed something then.
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It WHAT!?!?
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thehawkny.bsky.social @thehawkny.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, they even redacted parts of that cat?
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