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Pete Hegseth’s Liver

@thehatter.bsky.social
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This is where I spout nonsense loudly into the void With words I jest, and joust… I love my dog I’m a bit of an asshole Music is life

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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If his hand gets any blacker he will try to stop it from voting.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There is nothing so reliable as the loyalty of a man who can be purchased with money.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welp… yes, this is sucky. They say they go in threes though, so there is hope.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When I wished the universe to take an 80 year old with a wig and large breasts I should have been more specific RIP Dolly
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@rankednews.bsky.social guys… What the FUCK are you doing flooding the zone? You just dumped so much shit that I can’t scroll past it! And I’m a stoner! That’s a hard unfollow. SMFH.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just read that someone called some MAGA political dipshit a “Temu Trump.” Implying there is some version of a human out there that is even more poorly constructed than that rotting, mango-faced, pedophilic, bloviating, crusted cum-sock-come-to-life. …and I just don’t think that’s possible.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A picture really is worth a thousand words…
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well you see sir… Texas has both private prisons AND private probation systems in place and while THC is benign, you MUST consider the shareholders. They NEED this restriction else the dividends end…
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well then the only reasonable actions to take on a nationwide basis is to use more coal, and eliminate the EPA so that the free hand of capitalism can manifest the greatest grift for the president.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
IFKR!!! I keep saying, if we just cook and eat just ONE of those fuckers the rest of em’ would stand to and toe the line.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Seems like a nice guy. I’m sure his mom is beaming with pride.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mitch is on extended eternity leave
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is taxidermy covered by Medicare? Asking for Mitch McConnell
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In Olive Garden’s defense, Scalise was trying to write a check… A sketchy looking guy like that with a checkbook is going to be ID’d.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s gonna be a rough night.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ll drink to that…
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s a sad reality that we (the collective we) absolutely can and will do our level best to insure the best and brightest amongst us never take the wheel. I know that you are right.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s ok Tom. I was just daydreaming of the debates. Dr. HCR vs Susan Collins. Kind of like watching Mayor Pete and the mental midgets at FOX… It was lovely while it lasted :)
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 08/07/2026
So i expect Russia will be desperately trying to escalate pain as will Ukraine since both are out of air defense. So it will be a massive escalation to try to reach the “uncle” pain threshhold first. Give Ukraine air defense now
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yessir. Sighs…
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@radiofreetom.bsky.social what would you think of @hcrichardson.bsky.social as a candidate? My gut says that she would generate a LOT of buzz.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@hcrichardson.bsky.social from Xitter’s lips to God’s ear.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not all heroes wear capes… Also: Thor Steenerson… Ole and Lena need to beat his ass.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tons…. As in, “All together there was at LEAST 2000kg of body mass present.”
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He’s such a dildo…
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@usatoday.com this you?
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#Hunterbiden is f’n LIT lately.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The very one.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Does this perchance have anything to do with the widow of St Chuckles of Utah?
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have a lot to do but I’ve been distracted by the garden. Well… flowers… Dried flowers… I waked…. Don’t judge. Mmmmm coffeeeee….
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The very same people that argue climate change isn’t real believe with their whole little brain that Noah saved all of the animals whilst all of the humans died by ignoring Noah’s advanced knowledge of a pending climate crisis. And they can find absolutely NO fucking irony in this whatsoever.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Valid
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
nlm
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Well, if it’s me you’re askin’ sure, but I can’t speak for Dr Nichols.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Not you @radiofreetom.bsky.social The other guy. You once unblocked me with an email request over a misinterpreted comment. You’re aces in my book.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What an entitled asshole.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What position is that exactly?
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My mom’s favorite flower
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I was a part timer at a local AM/FM in northern WI when I was in high school. Board op for many MANY games listening to Uecker. His color work was amazing. Even as a kid who frankly didn’t,m give a shit about baseball, you just recognized his craftsmanship. One of the all time greats.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Can confirm,” said Lindsay Graham
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my dude…. That’s not… I mean, WTAF????
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
No shit. At 21, home ownership is out of reach. I’m 57. Started working at 16. Bought my first home at 28, paying 12% interest on an $85k mortgage. Housing prices are high, but ffs… of COURSE it’s out of reach at 21.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Visit The Spudder steakhouse. It is one of the finest in the entire nation.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nahhh, they wouldn’t be able to trust him with the time of the meeting.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The soldier arrested for the Polymarket bet is guilty of not criming bigly enough. If he would have made a billion dollars shorting the oil market he’d have been promoted to general already.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The soldier arrested for the Polymarket bet is guilty of not criming bigly enough. If he would have made a billion dollars shorting the oil market he’d have been promoted to general already.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The soldier arrested for the Polymarket bet is guilty of not criming bigly enough. If he would have made a billion dollars shorting the oil market he’d have been promoted to general already.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mmhmm. As do the fuel taxes.
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Pete Hegseth’s Liver @thehatter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So drunk he can’t see straight… Now he has a diagnosis.
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