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Amy Hayes

@thehames.bsky.social
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Live in The Hague, but I’m from Ireland. More importantly, from Cork.

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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, wearing a brown polka dot dress
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It was this chump.
Siegbert Droese
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jawohl!
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Edjamin Sheeranyahu. A hellish mishmash of Ed and Netanyahu’s faces.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re screwed.
Trump says a smart president is all that’s needed to rein in AI. God help us all.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m an amazing video-maker so this is beautifully shot. Aaaanyway, it’s really lovely when viewed from the aul WB Yeats. I realise this is all north side: that’s where our seats were and I’m lazy.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gorgeous place.
Moulin d’Andé from one sideMoulin d’Andé, from t’other side.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Lange Voorhout is behind us: a beautiful tree-lined sand/crushed seashell walk. I walk the dog there daily. Yesterday I noticed that the sand had imprints of the MASSIVE raindrops that had smashed down the night before. The rain was biblical. The photo below is just to show it, not taken yest.
Lange Voorhout with the blow-up art (I like to call it The Red Hemorrhoid) on view
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As an erstwhile lawyer, this is interesting. Also, I live approx 200m from a statue of Hugo de Groot!
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love that it’s up on a wall near my house. Must go and graffiti it with your version.
The ‘This is Just to Say’ poem transcribed onto a wall in Archipelbuurt, Den Haag
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
These guys are your sponsor. Fun, eh?
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social 25 pages of the book, which arrived this afternoon, read tonight. Big thumbs up: she’s filling me in as she goes along.
A copy of “The Summer I Robbed a Bank” by DO’D.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Everything’s blocked. I’m in the Netherlands.
Screenshot ‘Sorry, BBC iPlayer isn’t available in your region’
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Jeez. I should’ve shown this bit instead. Thicko.
More joisty photo.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It never ceases to amaze me how they did things in the olden days. I’m in a house built in 1640 something and the original joists are still up.
Old Dutch gaff with lovely joists painted white. Slightly disheveled furnishings.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Spring!
SnowdropsCrocuses
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It’s on a wall up the road from me. They have random poems all over the city on walls.
‘This is just to say’ poem by William CarlosWilliams on a wall in The Hague
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
More so in this pic.
Canal & solar flares
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Solar flares sort of visible here in The Hague tonight.
Bridge overlooking canal with sky of various hues
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Car says -1.5° in Clon. Positively balmy.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Lube ad: lady apparently astride a seaside bollard.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My view right now: looking at that dude on the piano who sings an incredibly annoying version of that song.
Photo of my gaff with a Christmas decoration  reindeer on a piano.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Or this succinct beauty:
Toast saying ‘you can fuck that sky high’
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Stormy sloth
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Toast saying ‘You can f*ck that sky-high’.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Some sweet animated Disney lady saying ‘Whay in the bibbity bobbity fuck is this shit?’
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The ever-useful:
Toast of London saying ‘You can fuck that sky-high’.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Not a bad aul view on a quiet Sunday morning.
Delphiniums overlooking a sun-dappled lime tree.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Repost with a photo of a seafront/shoreline/beach that you took.
A photo of the port in Hydra, Greece, taken over à lipstick-stained cup.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Ah, but look at the little head on him!
Mannequin Pis dressed as Darby O’Gill or suchlike
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Leo Varadkar, former Taoiseach, not beating around the bush. #SpéirGorm
Conor McGregor is a convicted criminal and rapist — he doesn’t represent any Irish values.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The not-as-good-as-yours version is up on a wall around the corner from my house.
The plum eater poem on a wall
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s time to hurt their pockets.
Join the Resistance! Buy from EU.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
All my other photos have my daughter in them but this was outside the village of Glandore where my grandfather came from and we partly lived. The location is stunning: those druids were cute hoors.
OPW sign for the Drombeg Stone Circle with a glimpse of the circle behind on a bright summer’s day.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
Fecamp, I think. It’s a pier more than a bridge tbh but it’s a lovely photo. Taken during Covid.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Was wondering if they’d been hunted off Bluesky so did a search. Found your tweet and your use of the word clown made me remember this tweet which still makes me laugh:
Tweet by Cohen is a Ghost saying:
The most cutting thing you can say is “who’s this clown?” because it implies they’re a) a clown and b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I allowed my 9 year old have her own tree this year.
Small, over-decorated Christmas tree.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Just took this pic of Toby this monitor, who’s also clearly loving it.
Toby the borderdoodle looking distinctly unimpressed in his reindeer outfit
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Mrs Doyle liking the misery
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I got this titchy fella in IKEA a few weeks back. So far so good. Only €3.99!
SCHLUMBERGERA — Christmas Cactus
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I saw these wee guys the other day when I was out walking the dog. I’m in the Netherlands.
Tiny shoots of some kind. I’m going to say they’re crocus but they might be snowdrops.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We used to have these as kids but weren’t allowed stay up to watch the Toy Show.
Ladybird dressing gowns, as modeled in the V&A museum in London. Clearly I was raised as minor British royalty. In Cork. In the 80s.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Luxury! Found a cafe which has heated cushions so you can keep your arse warm while having a nice coffee.
Photo of my arse sitting on a heated cushion pad outside a cafe
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Searching for ‘drinks’ on my camera roll…
Muff liquor company Irish Potato Vidka
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mrs Doyle saying ‘Maybe I like the misery’.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A €3,000 canary yellow Smeg/Veuve Cliquot champagne fridge.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cop Rock.
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Amy Hayes @thehames.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Don’t know why it made me think of this ad.
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