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@thehalfman.bsky.social
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A bookworm.

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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 20m
I miss reading to my kiddo. He has now entered a phase of covering his ears and screaming if I try to read, whistle, or sing.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 30m
Very nice.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 11h
Look at this little guy.
a piece of machinery, photo #2
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 12h
Public figures must be made of different stuff. I get tired like going to the grocery store and not even talking to anyone. Just the loud buzz of public is exhausting.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 12h
That critter could use a xanax or something.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 19h
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 12h
Girl, get a nanny cam so if anything ever happens you have evidence. Or, like, maybe a machete?
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 12h
Jesus Larry Miller Christ
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 12h
Wtf. Are you okay? WHY are they like this? I pretty much only do business with women now.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 13h
Woo, yes, more pets!
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
Alt: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 13h
This is my neighbor cat. It always comes over to snuggle. It's like the happiest cat I've ever met.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 17h
The little metal baby jaws of life thingies are way more comfortable than those stupid plastic ones. They pinch and the sides are sharp.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 18h
For whatever reason, this didn't upload earlier. Have a cat.
grey cat sitting on a lawn chair with its eyes closed mid-slow blink
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 18h
She looks like she locked her knees and is going to pass out. Also, like she doesn't want to be near Trump. Also that she's taken aback by his comments (or the lack of reaction to them).
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 19h
Their faces and blinks. lol We tried to warn you.
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Beyonce's Radiant Smile and Blink
Alt: a woman tries and fails to smile and blinks repeatedly
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Considering all the Epstein shenanigans, they probably are related.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How does this woman still have a job?
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screenshot of Barilla Gluten-free Red Lentil Rotini.

Ingredients: Red Lentil Flour.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
free shipping at bookshop today and tomorrow! you can both support indie bookstores and me for my birthday (my birthday was on the 2nd but is being extended indefinitely because of that I was/am sick)
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Hello Sunshine (a Graphic Novel)
An Eisner Award Nominee A GNCRT Outstanding Comics Award Honor Book "Beautiful, spooky, and emotional." --Kirkus "Excruciatingly heart-wrenching and deeply affecting, drawn with nostalgia and care." -...
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could not pay me enough to go to a dance with peers who said shit like that. Just no. I hope the girls boycott that shit and go do their own thing.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Star Trek Voyager
Alt: Star Trek Voyager: Tuvok doing the mind meld with some guy "My mind to your mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts."
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My only usual trick-or-treaters are very drunk college kids. Like, I will give anyone candy. Don't people also give the parents candy anymore?
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flavia. My grandma's name.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the bats. Also, your nails are rad.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol I was like "you should make a calendar" but then I checked your profile to see if you did, and you do!
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Voted by mail a while ago. Absentee ballot was accepted safe and sound. :)
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah. Wtf
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Godspeed. 🫡
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was great as Les Grossman.
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Tom Cruise's Iconic Dance in Tropic Thunder
Alt: Tom Cruise's Iconic Dance in Tropic Thunder
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's the point of this post. lol
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's one way to advertise it.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good lord. They hired the dumbest people.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, good. Well, congrats!
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, oops.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are there not four sticks in a box of butter?
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eww.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Night Pooper looks like a bowling ball sprouted a tail.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you tell them you're sick or something?
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South Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JOB ALERT: Principal Ecologist (Commercial) 👋 We're looking for someone to provide expert ecological and biodiversity advice, lead high-quality technical work and support the growth of our emerging ecological consultancy offer. Apply here: buff.ly/j129NJR 🔗 Applications close 11 October.
Recruitment poster featuring an autumn woodland path lit by golden sunlight, inviting applications for Principal Ecologist (Commercial) at South Downs National Park; closing date 11 October 2026.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She probably says that about her daughter.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do we have to go right to saying she's a victim? Uh, because that's how she's described herself and the situation. God, I can't wait for these assholes to drop dead.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@keezyyoung.bsky.social Just saw the Portuguese edition of Hello Sunshine for pre-order on google play books. Very cool.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, did you not listen to anything he's said then?
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Silver Sprocket @silversprocket.net · 05/10/2026
🎤 Join H.A. @dirtcupart.bsky.social in conversation with Keezy Young @keezyyoung.bsky.social on October 7th at 7:00pm EDT. EveryLibrary is hosting great author chats over the entirety of Banned Books Week and we're delighted to be collaborating with them! 🖥️ Watch live at facebook.com/EveryLibrary!
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Sephora was still inside JCPenney the girls there got really excited whenever they had a new person to explain everything to.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anybody can get it. And it stays contagious for a very long time.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:(
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Shy @thehalfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom white? lol
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