Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 13/03/2025But late for Hump day but was feeling cheeky anyway. 91413
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Anybody else had a problem with bluesky randomly deleting posts? Just put a selfie of me in a bath for wet wednesday, someone replied to it saying happy wet wednesday and now its just vanished? 540
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Finally moved from my house and in with my mate, time to have a well deserved bath! 41271
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 15/01/2025SINGLE ROLL CALL! 🗣️ Quote this with your best selfie to let BlueSky know you’re single, perhaps your boo is here! 🤭 1320
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Go follow my bestie! He's hot and absolutely one of the best people I know! 1330
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Thought I'd redo the dressing gown pic without the pants this time 😜😘 111945
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I can't explain it but people that constantly post inspirational quote pics give me red flag vibes. 2220
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Cock wasn't feeling fat so get a butt instead this Friday 141321
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Dodgy stomach for Christmas.... Just what I wanted 🙃 7110
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 19/12/2024So I'm not one of them pronoun police people but whenever I see a guy put "pronouns are stupid" I always say "hey girl!" and they always come back with a "I'm a he"... 1230
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Don't know whats going on with Grindr atm but I've woke up to 3 messages from 3 different guys stating they want to breed me until I'm more filled than a krispy kreme. 13311
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Going Birmingham for a night out with some mates on Friday. Hopefully should be a fun time! 7290
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 17/12/2024If you see this drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped 3680
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Anybody else remember that guy that faked having an 11inch penis just to get followers? He would post cleverly angled pics and always held the base of it so you couldn't see it wasn't attached too him? I wonder what hes doing now. 4120
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 13/12/2024My cocks not feeling fat today so it's just a normal Friday for me 5320
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Not me accidentally saying "love you, bye" to my solicitor on the phone this morningmedia.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window . 2340
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Throwback Thursday to when I went to college as Captain America 3350
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Shots fired but if you name any of your animals: Smudge Luna Milo Bella or Teddy Be better. 690
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I don't care if i sound stupid... Wanna know why I hate maths? Because if I do 200-1+199 should equal 0 but its not... its 398 on the calculatormedia.tenor.coma white monkey with a blue face is sitting on a blue blanket .ALT: a white monkey with a blue face is sitting on a blue blanket . 660
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Sorry I'm about to make you all jealous with my Aldi onesie 121021
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Yourself but as a cartoonmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with a big smile on his face is ed from ed edd n eddyALT: a cartoon character with a big smile on his face is ed from ed edd n eddy 040
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Caught up with Drag Race Down Under Season 4 and honestly, this one seems miles better than the last 3 and that last lip sync song was a BOP. 2120
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just been told I've got to present some work I did on the all creative meeting on Tuesday to 300 people across the business 💀media.tenor.coma black background with a loading bar and the words waiting for deathALT: a black background with a loading bar and the words waiting for death 4150
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Y'alls Spotify wrapped is so gay ngl. 🤣 Love ya all tho 4310
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Can't deny these. Number 3 on both lists are quite surprising but the rest is 100% true! 2130
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Honestly dreading the 6 weeks pay gap i'm gonna get from the 20th December to the 31st January. Gonna have to sell a kidney.media.tenor.coma woman sitting on an airplane with the words help me i 'm poor above herALT: a woman sitting on an airplane with the words help me i 'm poor above her 5110
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 03/12/2024These are probably fighting words but I don't write up christmas cards, and haven't done since school. It feels like a older generation thing? Or are there people in their early 30s and under that do them? 19260
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Sometimes I see guys with these super tight metal cock rings and it still baffles me how you get them on. Like honestly, how. 8190
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 29/11/2024This is a throwback #FCF when I had tight foreskin before my circumcision 😘 91502
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Stomach still feels crap. Went to text my boss that I've not slept and accidentally put "I've not had a wank of sleep".media.tenor.coma picture of a spider with the words do not look at meALT: a picture of a spider with the words do not look at me 7230
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I've reached 1 billion followers! So thank you all for having a look at my dick pic and thinking it's worth staying for more 😘😘 7660
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Well I was gonna join hump day this time but dodgy tummy is saying "oh hell naw!" 2170
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Anybody ese just blocks people that they see has blocked them on the clearsky app site? lol 5130
Sam 🥩 @thehairybeef.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Hey there! 👋 Here's my circle crafted with care by @skycle.app. 🌟 16300