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TheGuyWithTheBeard

@theguywiththebeard.bsky.social
620 followers 614 following 117 posts

Mid-40's boring gay.. this is my NSFW account. Travel, thick guys, Mild case of Disney gay. Cruising (with the ship), travel. Enhanced here, IFYKYK Nudes, so many nudes.

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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a lot of you, tubby. Wowza
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ooooh... Their hot dogs and corn dogs with some tater tots.. mmmmm
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn…that’s a biggun
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny Bathroom Scene
Alt: Funny Bathroom Scene from Scary Movie where priest blows up the bathroom
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I suspect a lot of water had to be added back to that pool when you got out . 🤣
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Man, you've gotten wide. Love it, bud.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Somebody'll need a bigger trunk for all that junk..
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
☠️☠️☠️
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You're hitting new levels of wide, mister. Jeez.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Costco bakery has never been so profitable!!! They've had to hire extra staff!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I most definitely am concerned for that bed frame and its longevity.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I mean... You are a hot fat slut.. So there's that.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Kinda fit.. enormously fat.. 🤩
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That’s a lot of blubber!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I mean... It's not like you're going to stretch during the call and put the goods on display, right? 😉
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wow! Yeah, that's a huge jump!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I've never seen a puppy need a hoyer lift to get off the floor. 😝
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
(Wrong label applied the first time - repost) It's really been feeling bigger lately. Highly recommend blending sponges for light stretching. #siliconed #siliconedmen #siliconedbulge
Bearded man lying back on couch handling siliconed junk
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Not even close, mister. Looking great over there.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just a bit.. :)
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Those tits have gotten enormous, guy. Wow!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Dear God yes. Everything is a GD emergency
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'm assuming what we're doing is catching our breath from pulling up those pants.. (cute color btw)
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The way the light hits in the side profile.. the guardian angel of fatties is shining down, heh
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I can practically hear the seams popping.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
You’ll want to update the tagged account @pacamp.bsky.social - wrong one
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I feel like there’s a path of broken equipment left in your wake..
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
At home today with a cold.. have some smut
Large siliconed junkLarge enhanced bulge in blue underwear
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If only there were a delivery of a half dozen cheesecakes ine your doorstep, bubba..hrrm 😈
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Someone’s going to need that reaching stick sooner rather than later.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Someone's looking thiccc
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I mean.. I'd buy it.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Wow guy. Your junk has gotten enormous, buddy. So you hot.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Ok. I love this angle.. #siliconed #siliconedjunk #siliconedballs
Naked bearded guy with siliconed dick looking in the mirror..
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Planning to take a nip of your nip?
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of people sitting around a table with a caption that says " hello tony hey to the folks "
Alt: a group of people sitting around a table with a caption that says " hello tony hey to the folks "from Drop Dead Gorgeous
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm very triggered on this one. Loved the original and this one was so good!!!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Enjoying the day off and wearing undies that are really close to not being able to keep up #siliconed #monsterbulge #siliconedcock
Thick guy lying in bed gripping siliconed bulge in aqua undiesThick bearded guy lying in bed with siliconed bulge in aqua undiesThick thighs, thick siliconed junk
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
One can practically hear the seams of that shirt straining against that steadily increasing bulk.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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two women are standing next to each other in a room and talking .
Alt: The m&m blizzard contingent bitchslapping the gross peach cobbler blizzard heathen.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Like so?
media.tenor.com
a person is looking at a computer screen with a clock hanging on the wall behind them which shows the time as 4:20
Alt: a person is looking at a computer screen with a clock hanging on the wall behind them which shows the time as 4:20
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
All dq blizzards are m&m... Come on, fight me, brah!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
It's really hard to unlearn those behaviors and reactions, but it is a really great realization when at the core of your being, you realize that they can't hurt you anymore. It will still hurt from time to time, and you'll still fall into that guilt trap, but keep doing the work, mister.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That's a lot of meat. Wow. What does it look like walking around in your day to day? I mean..i thought I was big. I'd feel tiny next to you, guy!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Goofing off during meetings I'd rather not be on. #siliconed #siliconedjunk #bodymods #siliconedballs
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This lighting was great on a recent trip. Feels bigger and bigger lately.
Hairy Belly and large silicone bulge straining wildmant underwear
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I eventually got on a combo that helped, but it was a journey and I still have my nights where it just suuuucks.
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Glad it wasn't just me... I'm thinking "extremely obese landwhale" for $500, Alex!
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
😈
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TheGuyWithTheBeard @theguywiththebeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I assumed you were being festive with your green foods!
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