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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Guess I'll fuck off to Stockholm to see the Foo Fighters for a 10th or 11th time.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Vienna waits for meeeee. Just til tomorrow.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This time 2 weeks from now I will be waking up in Sweden and going to my... 10th? Foo Fighters concert.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I judge every single person that buys a fucking doodle.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Having a fucking weird week with birds. Sunnday - one scared the bejesus out of me when it popped up at breakfast in Spain. Yesterday - back in Finland, got divebombed by a fuckass crow. Flew into my shoulder. Swooped at us 2 more times. Today - Ernie found a fledgling in the dog park.

A dalmatian-esque dog looks curiously at a little brown fledgling bird that is camouflaged with the ground

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

To the cunt that gave me a fucking vegan wrap when I ordered pastrami in Munich Airport, I hope your death is slow and painful. Fucking lettuce. Lettuce and cheese for 13 goddamn euros.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Fucked off to Spain for the weekend

Palm trees sway in the breeze in front of some beachfront buildings

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I currently live in Finland and keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge, ready to pop, awaiting news that IT happened.

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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

People who clap after landing need to be publicly shamed with a shame bell on the streets. I said what I said.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Does everyone else spend 50-70% of any yoga class just trying not to fart, or is this a uniquely 'me' problem?

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My only hope is when "it" happens that it's on live television so I can have the satisfaction of watching it again and again. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Cause of Death? This motherfucker wouldn't stop SNORING.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

When I objectify men, I see it as an act of radical feminism. Terrorize them back, ladies.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I had the best steak of my life tonight

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Ernie and I had a cute little afternoon in the park.

A dalmatian-esque dog is laying on a rainbow-striped blanket. Also on the blanket is a set of watercolor paints, and you can see an incomplete painting of a hydrangea on the lap of the person taking the photo.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I will never ever forgive Americans that voted for this, or refused to vote. Fuck all of you.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Getting pretty sick of waking up every morning and having to wonder, "is it WW3 yet?"

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Ernie just dragged me across the street cause he saw a pretty girl dalmatian- it was not unlike when Pongo saw Perdita for the 1st time. My boy is twitterpated.

A dalmatian-esque dog stands on the edge of a bed looking out the window.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Our apartment in Finland is right across from a little palace built in 1898.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I would shank a bitch for a crispy fridge cigarette right now. (They have Coke Zero but no Diet Coke here)

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I hate RBC. Bunch of incompetent cunts.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Ernie just saw a girl dalmatian, and it was straight up like when Pongo sees Perdita for the first time. My boy was SMITTEN.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Dog and husband both snoring. Its only cute coming from the dog. I am going insane.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Today is Ernie's gotcha day. Best day of my life was 5 years ago.

A crazy brunette lady smiles next to her dalmatian-esque looking dog

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Everytime I hear someone call Reese's "Reesies" I want to punch them in the mouth and steal their peanut butter cups.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Ernie took a bus for the first time today!

A dalmatian-esque dog sits on the floor of a bus

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Live action one will never be as sexy as cartoon fox Robin Hood. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I finished the book I started today. It made me cry at least 5 times.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I got a library card! I also just devoured the first 13 chapters of a book I took out yesterday. I was crying by page 8, and cried 2 more times after that in those first 14 chapters. Its called Only Child by Rhiannon Navin and it is tugging on my heartstrings.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Finland needs more Jewish people. The bagels here are ass.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

So one thing about living in a place where handheld bidets are the norm... pay attention to your water temperature. Scorched my hoo-ha.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

In the last 6 days, I have been in 8 different countries. Happy to report that all three of us have now made it to Finland

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

My favourite beer in the world with my favourite guy in the world. Olde Hansa, Tallinn, Estonia

A no-makeup faced brunette approaching 40 is holding a Terra cotta mug of beer next to her dalmatian-esque dog wearing a turtleneck

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I have learned a painful lesson about buying cheese cubes at a gas station in Buttfuck-Nowhere Latvia.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The fucking creep that preyed on me and every other barely legal girl at my 1st bar job has died and it is taking every fibre of my being not to comment "my only memory is being sexually harassed by you at work, even when you knew your kids were all older than me". Good riddance.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Yo, Central Europe - what you got against fitted sheets? This whole tucked flat sheet thing is kinda bullshit.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ernie Gurney has made it from Canada to Germany!

A dalmatian-esque dog looks slightly bewildered in his little red plaid jacket on a snowy sidewalk with a beautiful German church behind him

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Going to pick up my husband and dog in Frankfurt. Definitely going to cry. This has been a really hard journey for everyone.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Intrusive thoughts at passport control.... "what if I just ran through, cause this is taking forever?" Would I get tasered?

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Count your fucking days, WestJet.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Hoping its nerves and not good poisoning that just made me barf. I have a flight in like 12 hours.

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Sam 🇨🇦 @thegurns.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Last night in Canada 🇨🇦

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️

girlscoutsnyc.org

Troop 6000

191718908