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The Guild Master

@theguildmaster.bsky.social
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He/Him. Semi-pro DM. Fulltime logistics specialist. Kind human.

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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and Pennywise.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A video tape case that is titled, " The Part In The Neverending Story Where Artax Dies On Loop For Three-And-A-Half Hours".
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Magic: the Gathering playing card  that has been redacted with black bars over some of the words.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I saw the Sign...
 Black and white line art sketch of a crowned figure in robes wearing a cracked, pallid mask
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A meme of The Brady Bunch character Marsha looking sideways and saying, "Sure, Jan.".
Text above reads, "Billionaires care about the well-being of all of us and benefit society. Someday I can be one of them if I work hard enough."
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A picture that captures your essence.
A meme comprising multiple cartoon images representing various Internet jokes, personalities, and characters. Titled, "The Internet", in The Simpsons font.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Four color comic book panel from DC Plastic Man. Text has been changed to read, "Powder that makes you say hell yeah". Plastic Man is pouring a box of powder into his mouth while saying Hell yeah.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Collect the whole set!
Asian market canned drink named Hot Kid Milk Flavored Drink
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A roadside advertisement sign that reads, Fantasy For Adults: We Will Get Through This.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Multi colored refrigerator magnets spelling out the following words: two four six eight time to dissociate
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Cross-stitch of a dragon and a rampant lion saying chaotic stupid is not an alignment
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Greetings, travellers and well met! I am currently DMing an AD&D campaign and looking to pick up a couple of players. Gauging interest for an inclusive take on the old rules. Haters need not apply. Positive vibes will get the details for an interview and the safety tools. #TTRPG #LFG
Mr. Rogers sits at a table, ready to be the Dungeon Master.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
That sounds dope! I would buy it.
Meme of a skeleton in a yellow robe
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Vintage smoking advertisement with a woman reclining under a blue sky in a pink shirt, smoking a cigarette. The text above reads, "Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner".
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And, this will be the reading material. Oh, who am I kidding, nobody reads anymore.
A satirical magazine titled Devil's Advocate monthly. The central figure is a bearded Caucasian male with glasses in a white tee shirt. His fingers are steepled and he is smirking with a sidelong glance.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Awkward family photo where the faces have been photoshopped into memes.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Propaganda poster of a pointing fighter wearing a yellow and black crown with the words, "I want you to see it".
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
That person is yuck. Here's something that I hope brings a smile:
Blue toy figurines with photoshopped heads of the Spice Girls
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A food dish of chicken eggs cooked in tomato sauce called Shakshouka.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Yikes
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A meme format with a black background with white text saying, "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be", then in bold yellow type, "PROUD BOYS".
There is a cartoon drawing of a country singer holding a guitar that reads, "this machine kills fascists", in black script.
There is also a downward pointing pink triangle, an anarchy symbol, a Chaos star, and a Three Arrows symbol on the guitar.
The singer is wearing a blue button down shirt and a beige cowboy hat. His eyes are glowing golden light.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Post a picture with a "come and get some" pose!
A meme that combines two screenshots. The top screen is from the video game Fallout 3, where events in game are communicated with green text inside a green text box over a fuzzy background. The text reads, "Dogmeat has died.", with the only option selected is to accept, a smaller green text box highlights the word, Okay.
The bottom screen is a scene from the movie, "John Wick", depicting an angry Keanu Reeves reloading a pistol in an off-white walled room with a skylight wearing a black three-piece suit.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
In the mood for a lesser known rock opera? Check this out! m.imdb.com/title/tt0071...
Movie poster of 1974 Phantom of the Paradise. A face in a chrome metal mask that is birdlike looks aghast to the side of frame on a black background. The movie title is at the bottom written in aqua and magenta letters.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
You must rest to recover your abilities.
Retro lady drinks a beverage that improves her mood. A progressive sequence of the same lady wearing blue clothes and pearls, first image is faded, second becomes clearer as she drinks from a tea cup, third image is clear and she is smiling. This is a meme that has words written above and below, stating, " Waking up to deal with the Horrors" and, "Realizing that the Horrors will have to deal with you".
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Meanwhile, back at Innsmouth...
A fish man stalks an old village at night. A boarded window glows green behind them.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Quote-post with your favorite anti-fascist film
Movie poster for The Keep. Three men and a woman overshadowed by a monstrous figure with glowing eyes.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A gigantic Lovecraftian octopus with too many eyes hovers over two smaller human figures on a rocky mountain top.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Point of view from a person watching a mushroom cloud outside of their car window.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Retro advertisement for vampires to drink blood. A smiling girl with fangs holding a glass of blood.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
A large scary clown eating hamburger and fries while children cry.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
We posting swords today
A man in medieval clothes holds a sword
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A cartoon drawing of a feminine Goth girlfriend, a feminine Real Goth, a tapestry image of a Visigoth, and an artistic concept of a shoggoth.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A series of images from a vintage advertisement depicting a woman drinking from a coffee/tea cup where the beverage improves her mood. Text above reads waking up to deal with the horrors, then reads realizing the horrors have to deal with you.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Meme image of a police officer with a silly cartoon face and signal light with a background of red and blue. The words uwu uwu that's the sound of the powice are written over the image in bright rainbow colors.
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
See a knight, post a knight.
Simple line drawing of a Brotherhood of Steel member wearing power armor over a red background outlining the Capitol of Washington DC
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Seeing tech bros getting the equivalent of being hoisted by their own petards
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This really is a bad alternative universe.
A picture of the Energizer Bunny beating a drum over a banner that reads, "Nightmare Keeps Going".
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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The Guild Master @theguildmaster.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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