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@thegreenbeans.bsky.social
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Sports, apathy, fried foods, things of that nature

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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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King Of The Hill Kick
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quite kind of that new CEO to uproot all those folks from Missouri to one of Boston's most expensive suburbs! Surely a coincidence he lives a couple towns away.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
beaver.edits is a fantastic instagram account and the Mike Tomlin beaver edit is incredible www.instagram.com/reel/DeCOtuM...
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Havin a little Jack Daniels
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
 - you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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obsession movie
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tommy Devito gets into a game and all hell breaks loose
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Primetime was on another level. Amazing film. "DECOY DAN!!" scene is on par with "Get these beggars out of here". Pattinson is on a RUN.
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tony parker as leo dicaprio pointing meme
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do a hundred at once when you can just do 20 miles five times?!?
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The boys is about to be SHITTIN
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mac Jones & Cam Newton = Eddy Curry & Tyson Chandler
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New fans, of course, referring to racist shitbags parroting disingenuous arguments they were fed by bots on reddit
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The listeria-contaminated cream cheese is the photo on the right
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A pie chart of how much paper I ate from the bottom of this morning's sweet treat
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They came out with the ability to remove the engine compartment as a blind spot... and they let you pick Samsung lockscreens from 2011 to block it again
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bring back throwing batteries
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Israeli Rocky
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rhode Island>>>
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Vanilla Ice: Peace Out from Cool As Ice
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The band Bush, working at the Arby's shipping and receiving warehouse: 🎶🎶Beef in, Beef out 🎶🎶
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just in time for the inevitable DFA when Roman Anthony gets back. That's foresight.
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have to wonder what other states are keeping dead/dying industries alive in spirit via novelty license plate
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing says marquee like a late October Tuesday at 3pm
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a basketball fan all the racists you've ever known decry the lack of "the way it used to be" when it comes to basketball today and love to harken back to McHale/Rambis. Now? Arrest the whole damn team, that blond girl with the 3/1/0 statline was WRONGED
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Would love to see them get in, just to see offenses run them off the floor of yet another league
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Flash forward:
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Sheep Falls into Ditch and Escapes
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
JK Fowling
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Back when "practical effects" was just hiring a guy pumping an unconscionable amount of steroids into his body
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Disney Snow White and the Evil Queen
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When that fateful final buzzer sounds you better believe the only thing I'll have going on upstairs is gonna be a replay of a David Lloyd espnnews block from 2004-06 on repeat
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Same. Movie of the year. Unreal experience in 70mm.
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Joel @joelvideo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mazzulla is one of a kind. link
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Oh the games we play"
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Sir,.. that's Wendy"
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Funnily enough the fans in the stands bore a striking resemblance
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Marc Sten reports that Windhorst confirms that Milwaukee's owner says..
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Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, Boss
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ecto Kühler
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Now that they've all got their bona fides as poolboys there should be enough for every elected Republican('s wife) to bring one home
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"I am the neck"
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Boy's 'Oh Really' Eyebrow Raise
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The guy who invented pool roombas is about to walk into a billion dollar government contract
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Self-scouting is good, using the information to plainly inform your adversaries of your weaknesses is.. not.
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not much of one for jinxes generally, but if he walks in there up 2-0 and they somehow LOSE the series? Oh brother.
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Jalen Brunson can win 100 championships and he will never escape the shadow of his famous father, the author of Doyle Brunson’s Super System, legendary poker pro Doyle “The Texas Dolly” Brunson. It’s sad.
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thegreenbeans.bsky.social @thegreenbeans.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Nipples Rub
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