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The Great General

@thegreatgeneral.bsky.social
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Fresh from the foothills of Neo Yokohama

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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ad economy is parasitic. Frequent ads cease to have an influencing effect on viewers. Ads simply function as a weapon to confiscate mental and physical resources from humans. The value of an ad is the theoretical human resource it confiscates, much how gold's value is in the cost of mining.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The cat's out of the bag" Can I pet it?
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Curious Michael Scott
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When John Nintendo said "Your Princess is in another castle" that really stuck with me, molded me in a way.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I count the days.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GTA VI looks insane and it's not a matter of opinion. Getting a game to look that incredible on a modern home console can only be achieved with a large number of the most technically and artistically gifted people in the world.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't know if Lanterns is really intended to be a "passing of the torch" series or if it's just misdirection by the writers, but 2 episodes in Hal is already such an interesting character and so well cast I think they will want to keep him in the franchise for years and link him into many projects
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
buzz buzz
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I never really understood the phrase "looks like the shoe is on the other foot" cause that's not how shoes work.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm not sure why I'm seeing obvious AI slop on Bsky right now getting 15,000 likes? I thought we supported real artists here and not theft?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It took multiple attempts to get through 2 seasons of Fallout and I think I'm good. I don't see how any of the current story arcs progress in a particularly interesting or exciting way. I think the world building is pretty much complete and I don't really care for how they've built up the factions.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate that society has taught people to be ashamed of their special interests. I want you to information dump everything you know about woolly mammoths within 5 minutes of meeting me.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The most prominent and pointless film criticism I see these days is "I wish they did more with the mcguffin"
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The internet died the day they stopped doing free Netflix trials
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Season 1 was absolutely required reading for the Kang based Avengers arc that was initially planned but we don't talk about that. I don't think it is really that important for Doomsday beyond preparing the viewer for a somewhat less evil Loki
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I really thought we would have smell-a-vision by now
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
chopping down the tree that separates the sleepy starter town from the level 120 monster-infested pit of hell is a very rewarding experience
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
POV: you got lost early dungeon and stumbled into a boss room under-geared
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You could see this coming with the nostalgia baiting like the return to a retro logo and other lazy fan service attempts. They will turn the entire Xbox IP into a hardware-less cloud-based live service operation with third party titles and mobile style gacha games.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Banished from the function for sporting a "sinister aura"
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Her: "Babe, please can we skip Schwarzenegger Sunday just this once?" Me:
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How it feels defending against Erling Haaland
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I would like it if we can take this anger over Sony getting rid of physical discs and also apply it to every other industry that has destroyed access to physical media and personal ownership. PS5 discs are just the tip of the iceberg. They're actively taking away your ability to purchase hardware.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I noticed a lot of hardcore gamers don't really care about GTA VI, which is kind of surprising to me. Is it really just for the casuals?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You can go to a record store with your friends, easily pass an hour, have a great time, find some new artists and leave with some physical media souvenirs for life for $20. Can you even go bowling for an hour these days for $20?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
There's no reason they can't reproduce these beloved retro appliances. The demand and the capabilities exist. We are told that we live in an age of abundance yet those with the capabilities to meet our needs explicitly go against us in order to maximize their bottom line by tiny percentages.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
to prison?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
DLSS 5 ON
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
DLSS 5 doing too much
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So they want a new Bluesky CEO who has previous experience growing social media sites? But the whole point is that Bluesky is different than other social media sites. It's so tiring.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Calendar companies when they receive a $10 Billion lawsuit from Nintendo over MAR10
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I am expressing my interest in becoming the new BlueSky CEO. If chosen I will bring a never ending age of peace and prosperity to this land.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
We're getting a cozy Digimon game before GTA6 aren't we? And I'm not upset one bit.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If I said Pokopia is what Pokemon games should have become post 3DS would that anger anyone?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Playing Resident Evil Requiem with your friend who only plays cozy indie games
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Leon aura farming while Grace fends off unfathomable horrors with a blunt fork:
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Reminder that the most die hard Sonic fans were totally fine with the original live action version of Sonic, and only through normie outcry did we get the infinitely better updated character model. I call this "The Filthy Casual Effect"
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My biggest pet peeve with the internet is that other people are on it
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The more Game of Thrones related media they release the more I'm kind of like maybe the White Walkers had a point
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Switch users don't even try to justify paying for the same game 7 times anymore they just look at you like this
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
An actor could give the most iconic performance in TV or Cinema history and Reddit users would still be like "Who would you have cast instead?"
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I bring a sort of empathetic consideration for future generations vibe to the function that people in fleeting positions of power don't really like
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
BROWT Summer
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I bring a sort of Browty vibe to the function that the general public don't really like
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A lot of top charting pop artists are releasing music that is mostly AI generated right now and they are getting away with it.
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Nintendo win once again by making the Switch 2 from outdated components and therefore not having to worry about AI companies stockpiling the latest parts
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I WENT TO THE STEAM HORSE FEST AND ALL I GOT WAS THE RANCH AT RIVERSHINE
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You're telling me a valve steamed this deck?
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"AI is going to take your job" Sure, I'd like to see AI shotgun a 24 month out of date beer it found in the back of it's cupboard
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Can you imagine being a non-Western nation and watching every single titan of Western Capitalism completely cannibalizing and destroying itself over some debunked AI propaganda? We used to give these companies the little money we had for some small amount of escapism. Now they throw it in our faces
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The Great General @thegreatgeneral.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I try to walk away but they just keep pulling me back(stuffed crust pizza).
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