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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Would it be funny or cringe if I got a job at Twitter? 350
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/11/2024It's time for his morning kiss on the top of his little head 0141
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024No I cannot come in to work today for my lungs are heavy and full of mucus 040
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Still thinking about him 04914
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 05/11/2023It only takes 1 research chemical to turn me into the guy in my pfp 020
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Hmmm maybe the pharmacist was right. Perhaps 4 vaccines IS too many to take at once 130
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Getting to that part of my seasonal depression that I think posting songs on the tl is a good idea 010
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Posting actionable threats on twitter until I'm finally free from there 020
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2023I need to find more people I can do drugs with at the theater 000
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2023I'm going to turn my cat into an operator 051
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Weird how often this happens 160
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023I accidentally gave Dianne Feinstein 2 sheets of paper instead of the 1 sheet report she requested. Oops I'm sorry everyone 100
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023White people love to be named Johnny Dingle 160
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Enceladus is the most fuckable of all the moons of Saturn. I will not be taking questions at this time 010
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Look I'm against the death penalty but something needs to be done about people using styrofoam packing peanuts in 2023 020
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2023In the next 4 years we're going to have conservative pundits saying it's woke and alarmist to call all this rain and wind a "hurricane" 020
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Did not get enough sleep to be rested but got too much sleep to be good at posting 000
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2023We could be doing drugs at the movie theater but you just playing 010
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Wonder what Elon thinks the message of Flowers for Algernon is 042
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023I have found the perfect drug for posting (sleep deprivation) 080
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Why has no one mentioned that with one foot in the grave Joe Biden is the perfect president to fight off all manner of paranormal evils 060
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Surely the legal system will fix this before a school full of children gets exploded 172
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023What if amphetamines give me super powers? 150
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023How do I boost my cat's confidence so I can take him on little walks 020
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2023This meal just cost me $78 at JFK Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible. 010
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2023You're telling me a crater made this lake 180
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2023Lord I've been touching so much grass 170
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2023Was out in the woods for 3 days and the first thing I do when I have service is log on... thing I need to be put down 030
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Wait stop no more followers I have hit the "nice" number and I would like to bask in it for a bit 2110
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023I see we're still calling it "skeeting" 052
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023I have completed my contractually obligation to the bird gods. Now time for posting 060
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Making a solemn vow to post here twice for every post I make on the cursed (former) bird site 070
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2023Cat's at my mom's this weekend and the house is pretty sad and lonely without him 0120
Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Wait is this not the famous X.com ??? 070