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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting

@thegreaterwatt.bsky.social
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Just a weird little guy allegedly

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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Fine fine I'll make my branding consistent across the platforms
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Chompsgiving!
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Would it be funny or cringe if I got a job at Twitter?
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's time for his morning kiss on the top of his little head
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
No I cannot come in to work today for my lungs are heavy and full of mucus
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Look at my sweet baby boy witness his pink little belly
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Still thinking about him
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
It only takes 1 research chemical to turn me into the guy in my pfp
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Hmmm maybe the pharmacist was right. Perhaps 4 vaccines IS too many to take at once
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
New cat who this?
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Getting to that part of my seasonal depression that I think posting songs on the tl is a good idea
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Posting actionable threats on twitter until I'm finally free from there
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
I would like to go back to the big lake please
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I need to find more people I can do drugs with at the theater
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I'm going to turn my cat into an operator
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Weird how often this happens
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I accidentally gave Dianne Feinstein 2 sheets of paper instead of the 1 sheet report she requested. Oops I'm sorry everyone
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
White people love to be named Johnny Dingle
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Enceladus is the most fuckable of all the moons of Saturn. I will not be taking questions at this time
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Look I'm against the death penalty but something needs to be done about people using styrofoam packing peanuts in 2023
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
In the next 4 years we're going to have conservative pundits saying it's woke and alarmist to call all this rain and wind a "hurricane"
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Did not get enough sleep to be rested but got too much sleep to be good at posting
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
What if I started horny posting on here
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
We could be doing drugs at the movie theater but you just playing
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Wonder what Elon thinks the message of Flowers for Algernon is
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
I have found the perfect drug for posting (sleep deprivation)
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Why has no one mentioned that with one foot in the grave Joe Biden is the perfect president to fight off all manner of paranormal evils
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Surely the legal system will fix this before a school full of children gets exploded
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
What if amphetamines give me super powers?
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
How do I boost my cat's confidence so I can take him on little walks
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
This meal just cost me $78 at JFK Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
You're telling me a crater made this lake
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Lord I've been touching so much grass
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Was out in the woods for 3 days and the first thing I do when I have service is log on... thing I need to be put down
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Wait stop no more followers I have hit the "nice" number and I would like to bask in it for a bit
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I see we're still calling it "skeeting"
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I have completed my contractually obligation to the bird gods. Now time for posting
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Making a solemn vow to post here twice for every post I make on the cursed (former) bird site
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Cat's at my mom's this weekend and the house is pretty sad and lonely without him
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Sentient 𓅻 Bisexual 𓅻 Lighting @thegreaterwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Wait is this not the famous X.com ???
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