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Geoff Sweet

@thegorf.bsky.social
264 followers 100 following 326 posts

I am a #cybersecurity architect, #reptile pet lover, and #hotrod builder. I also collect radioactive elements and compounds.

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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@flysea.bsky.social why don't we do patrols to move people along in the departures and arrivals. This idiot's been sitting here for 15 minutes. Everybody's having to weave around them.
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How fucking pants-on-head window licking stupid do you have to be Republicans...
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Well, and Jackie Gleason...
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Just your regular reminder
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just a reminder of what #oligarchy looks like. When you are a suck up billionaire like Zuckerberg you can pretty much do what you want. When you are a regular person, you are persecuted to the end.
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
President Musk
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Today I was honored with an award for being a top speaker at work. So of course I wore my new favorite shark hat.
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My comfort boo
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Bwahaha
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Today we slumber in the dads spot. #IttyBittyLittleShittyKitty
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The life of Social Media now 😂😂
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
HAHA just wait until the big baby starts talking about how he invented Twitter. How do his cult members tend to forget that he really hasn't invented anything.
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sometimes it is very hard to take customer calls when #IttyBittyShittyKitty demands snuggles
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I have a number!! #2,392,566!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,392,566, Geoff Sweet ‪@thegorf.bsky.social‬, joined on Dec 6, 2023"
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Geoff Sweet @thegorf.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
A Conversation with a co-worker had me laughing over this meme I created. The idea of seeing more and more smart items. He mentioned a smart toilet ad. I can only imagine trying to explain to somebody that the vector into your home network by hackers was your toilet. #cybersecurity #iot #smartpoop
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