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Oofers

@thegoodestoof.bsky.social

6 followers 2 following 25 posts

This is my war crimes/ confession account. Will you forgive me? Walmart certainly doesn't.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

No one ever made a good case for making my bed in the morning. Why. I'm just going to undo all of it in like 30 minutes.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

False. The source of my humor is autism.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

If someone's so vague in their signals that you're trying to read them thru your daily love horoscope, run. Related: if your flirtationship is reading daily horoscopes to figure out how to talk to you, also run.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Haven't forgotten to confess my war crimes, just got distracted. But just to give you guys something to hold you over, when I worked for a very popular coffee franchise, I started to sneak a sandwich out of the freezer, only to put it back because of guilt. 1/2

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

Hypothetically, and this is open to everyone, how many times would it take of me stroking your face with this finger fork for you to kick me out of your house? Asking for a friend.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

I once begged my babysitter to give me some of what she was eating and I hated it so I threw it behind the washer and for the next 3 weeks the dog went crazy and wouldn't stop barking at it.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

When I was 13 I stopped believing in Santa, I know it's a bit late but listen. I'm gullible. The hardest part was actually talking my Dad down because he was way more upset about it than I was and that was the 2nd of only 3 times I ever saw him cry.

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

The hardest thing for me to wrap my autistic brain around as a kid was that sensible underwear ≠ bathing suit level of socially acceptable coverage. To be honest I still don't get it, I've just been placating neurotypicals this entire time. #autism

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

When I was 4 I kept getting into trouble at daycare because I wouldn't stop putting rocks, acorns, and rollie pollies in my pockets and when the told me they were going to call my foster parents next time it happened I thought ok rock ≠ pockets. 1/2

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Oofers @thegoodestoof.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

I thought this was pickles

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