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The Golden Bolt

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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 16h
How your email finds me
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 03/10/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 20/09/2026
One of the routes in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 18/09/2026
Just 3 years ago Rebirth used "it's got 2 discs" as a marketing/hype reveal. Obv some of this is that Revelation's launching on 4 platforms with different disc/cart capacity, but it's also another sign of how quickly the physical margin-squeezing's accelerated towards our digital hellscape future
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 17/09/2026
You don't even have to guess it
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 15/09/2026
Phil Spencer in the 2031 Xbox biopic
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 14/09/2026
Oh boy I love UBISOFT CONSUMER PRODUCT
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 13/09/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/09/2026
Flip Ocarina remake's artstyle with the new Kirby, what happens to the internet
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/09/2026
Me when I see your cool meme
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 08/09/2026
Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 03/09/2026
Soon, R&C1 will have 4 Platinum trophies: PS3, Vita, PS4, PS5, tied with Sly 1-3 for the 2nd most Plats for any one game. Jak 1 holds the crown with 5 (PS3, Vita, PS4, PS4 again, PS5), but R&C will again have more total trophies than a series that's been dead since 2009...until the Jak 2-3 ports.
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 31/08/2026
inFamous 2's custom mission servers are going down tomorrow, come join us as we look at some of the dumbest missions we can find (and tell us funny search terms) www.twitch.tv/crub_official
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 19/08/2026
Is this a safe enough space to
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/08/2026
no notes
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 05/08/2026
sorry what the fuck
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 16/07/2026
Update:
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 13/07/2026
Don't worry guys, we'll still get physical* PlayStation** games after 2028, every third Tuesday in March!
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 12/07/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 02/07/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 01/07/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 30/06/2026
I fed the chao
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 26/06/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 26/06/2026
If the games industry EVER moves past jagged, low-poly food models, I promise you I WILL quit this hobby. i need this.
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 24/06/2026
Predicting the next 35 years of sonic live on the podcast www.twitch.tv/crub_official
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 23/06/2026
thank you super mario wiki, very cool
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 22/06/2026
NEW VID🎉Disney's Ratchet & Clank Clones youtu.be/VRrk15cc9Hg There are LOADS of games that get compared to R&C (even by professional outlets) despite being nothing alike. I've made the official* criteria for what counts as an R&C clone, & put it to the test with several licensed Disney games. Help
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 20/06/2026
fit check
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 15/06/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 13/06/2026
finally Planet Grippia
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 13/06/2026
Scott Foster later tonight
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 13/06/2026
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 11/06/2026
Rift Apart turning 5 reminded me to follow up on this one 🎉 If we're going by Price is Right rules, I lost
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 11/06/2026
In 2016 after Go exploded, entrepreneur types framed Niantic's founder/chairman as a young student who broke into the tech/gaming space & made the first MMO. 1. MMOs had existed for years. 2. He was already 30 & had worked for 4yrs for the US govt on vague "foreign policy type of stuff" before this
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 11/06/2026
In light of Pokemon Go user data being used by military drones: Don't be fooled, this won't "surprise" The Pokemon Company. It's ALWAYS been okay with Niantic's shady history. The company that would become Niantic created Google Earth with funding from the CIA www.networkworld.com/article/9536...
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/06/2026
I wish I was funny enough to make that up too, but they're already funnier than me
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/06/2026
Freaky Flyers 2
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 09/06/2026
Nintendo Time-Limited NFT Achievements is crazy
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 07/06/2026
wrong one
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 05/06/2026
finally
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 05/06/2026
"do you want to play a game" 'actually I did six months ago'
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 05/06/2026
You know how 2024 was the year of the samurai game? 2027 is gonna be year of the Cube.
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 03/06/2026
jak & daxter
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 03/06/2026
In light of Rayman, I'm pre-posting my OoT remake reactions: Idk man it's weird that they're bothering, look at all this SOUL. How is the new one meant to capture the magic? Just don't get it, it's a shame this is the version kids'll grow up with wait wdym the og is available on modern stores
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 03/06/2026
I don't remember putting this in my drafts but like
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 02/06/2026
I repeat: I have the dumbest job on earth
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 02/06/2026
how your email finds me
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 01/06/2026
I have the dumbest fucking job on earth
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 01/06/2026
I didn't notice it creeping up, June's gonna mark the second million-view TGB video 🔩
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 30/05/2026
only one person's ever told me that marriage is slander
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