iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

You know, if I had a nickel for every time I dated a trans woman before their egg cracked, I’d have have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Let me be an old piece of shit that does things the hard way.

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Does anyone actually read Chuck Tingle or are we all in it for the titles?

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is how I assume Mitch McConnell will return to Washington. Dude is bulking rn.

041

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Mitch McConnell talking to all these senators for ~20 minutes. Look strong there, Mitch. You’ll be back in no time

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

今、私は日本語話します。

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Mitch’s not only merely dead. He’s really most sincerely dead

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Computer, how do I become a prolific hater?

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Martians have higher rent costs than expected.

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I haven’t hated enough on #scottsummers recently. Bcuz fuck that guy.

000

Reposted by Merple Berple

Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

"NO KINGS LIVE HERE"

1617483098539

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Serious question: why do so many straight men not wipe? Is it because they think wiping is going to give them forbidden anal pleasures? Do they think it’s gay to clean themselves?

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

It’s so annoying the Democrats shook Orange with their boos but everyone shut the fuck up when threats of arrest started. Cowards.

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Casey Antony being on TikTok makes me want to vomit. Go back into obscurity, baby killer. Literally no one wants to see you

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

You whack motherfuckers stay shit talking BL. People love to shit on women. JB is a piece of shit too but no one wants to dish on that. WONDER WHY

000

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Down with capitalism ✊fuck the Phoenicians for coming up with the concept of money. We’ve been slaves ever since

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Man’s brain is basically dementia-riddled mush, what do you expect?

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Ugh I fucking hate Justin Baldoni. If he has zero haters, I’m dead.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I hate that ‘woke’ has become MAGA speak for ‘Thing I don’t like/understand’.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

So ready for people to just blow up the Statue of Liberty so we can be on our way to the Planet of the Apes 🙏🏻

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Elon Musk = Ketamine Horse (and I bet he’d think that comparison is cool and not pathetic)

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I wonder the last day the Elon Musk was sober. It’s obvious dudes been rolling since before the election.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Sites like this and the bird app just look like different ends of the political spectrum yelling into the void sometimes. It’s almost like everyone can get stuck in their echo chambers and not breaking out of them real may be the problem. BRING BACK COMMUNITY.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

if ur a boomer, ur parents literally fought against fascism in wwii

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

What the least amount of money you’d take to sleep in a graveyard?

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

SCOTT SUMMERS SUCKS. Madelyn Pryor deserved better.

110

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

How do I end up on some kind of watchlist? I don’t plan to do anything, I just need some attention 😇

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Reminds me of the saying ‘a hit dog will holler’

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

People stay forgetting that Justin Baldoni hired a pr smear team to go after Blake Lively and attempt to ruin her image before any lawsuit was announced. Some feminist

131

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

It’s incredible to see how pissy brits get when u tell them their food is mushy. What do you expected when you put GREVEH on everything?

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The US has some of the best food safety in the entire world and bri’ish people always pull out the ‘chemicals in the food’ shit. Y’all act like your canned ketchup beans don’t have preservatives in them.

010

Merple Berple @thegoblinqueeen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

lol all u British bitches so pissed Keith Lee don’t like your mushy ass bland ass food.

110