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The Georg

@thegeorg.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. Maker of things. Do not add me to your starter pack. If your only interaction with me is to just repost something of mine, I'm going to block you. Don't be a dick.

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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 1h
The Cook, the Theif, his Wife, and her Room with a View.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 6h
I like it.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 6h
A rumored group of people who truly run things behind the scenes of "the powers that be" allegedly for the good of mankind.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 14h
!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y A Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 17h
There's a dog food factory less than a mile from my office. In our situation, it's probably that.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 18h
Wonderful! I do like it.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 19h
Does it fit?
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 19h
"You'd be pretty if you smiled more."
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 20h
That's probably exactly why it's spiked. Also if you are going to lash anything there, it'll help hold it.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 21h
Bestie yesterday stated how he wanted me to dispose of his corpse. Surprised me, in that he expects me to be given that authority. And that he thinks I have the strength of character to handle it. I think I'm flattered.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 21h
They do have tea, and the water used doesn't go through a coffee pot first. Also, some of the fruit drinks are quite tolerable.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 21h
Slept reasonably, and got the trash out. With all the squats required, I am delighted my knee has recovered from the sprain.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 22h
Same. I hope the head injury heals. She was lucky that didn't kill her.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 22h
You can't see the skeeter Peter, because it's hidden by his thighs. And fortunately no obvious shitstains on the poor man holding him up.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 22h
Rape is usually about control and power, and the most basic weapon used to dominate. Yup. /growls/
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 22h
Clearly doesn't know how to cook or freeze single servings. I regularly cook for 4 or more and freeze the leftovers. The hard part is remembering to thaw them and Eat!
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used four parsnips sliced thin, maybe a 1/4 cup of maple syrup, the same ish of candied ginger, and a healthy dose of galengale in my tiny low and slow crock.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, yes, but they gave me parsnips, so that's what I'm going to enjoy.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm a creep. I'm a loser. Turns out its I'm a weirdo. No real difference.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My late sweetheart could have used that on a tie.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thought about it. Prefer them slow cooked with too much sugar.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tomatoes were sliced thin and layered with ricotta, cooked sausage, and mozzarella. It's in the oven now next to the sweet potatoes.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight's farm share included parsnips, sweet potatoes, corn on the cob, and tomatoes. The corn has already been roasted & devoured. The parsnips have been sliced into a crockpot with maple syrup, ginger, & galangal.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are in a large Italian family. I'm certain blood was spilled.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WOW (I cannot make the text big enough to express how impressed I am by this)
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, I'm trying not to post selfies here.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bounce ham radio off the troposphere.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Wish I had slapped Trump."
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wish I had a V8.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if it doubled in size and not value?
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The first electric device sold to regular homes was a vibrator, so the woman of the house didn't have to go to the doctor for hysteria treatment.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One can hope!
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚔️🐾🤍..
A little black cat with large, round eyes wears silver armour and holds a shield and a raised sword. It sits on green grass beneath a softly blended pink, purple and blue sky. White handwritten text above reads: “I will fall, but I will get up. I will fail, but I will try again. I might be scared sometimes, but there’s a brave little heart in me.”
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gods I need raging cock...
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
H, or dead plants. Just stems.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get doc note about allergies and request the simple accommodation of no more hot desking.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mac & cheese is pretty universal. Pumpkin pie. Lasagna (which i think would be different in Italy proper). Meatloaf. Most things in diners or on the Wafflehouse menu.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup, it depends on who moved into what area, and have they moved a lot. Explaining my family's jello salad for example- lime jello plus cottage cheese plus pineapple- I can understand why nobody outside my family wants that!
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It means it felt safe saying hi because it was jacked on protein, caffeine, and sugar.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But then if a system cannot be repaired, maybe it needs to die.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We tried to do that at Wells when they went co-ed. They closed the school instead. 125 years of being the first college chartered to pass out baccalaureate degrees gone.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just met the mouse who is living in my kitchen. I found the instant coffee packet, protein shake, and a sugar packet that it was eating. So I know what I'm doing this weekend.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw one today too. I only watch Dancing with the Stars. It makes me Angry.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bought a hybrid because I frequently drive 200+ miles one way and have no ideas about infrastructure in the places I want to go. It's hard to come by.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Butter a buck a stick? That's close to correct, since it's usually 4 sticks a pound. That's good for generic in my area.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I do. Sometimes I squeeze it with my shoulder. How else is anyone going to know I'm on the phone? Which half the time is ignored anyway.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Samesies.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sandpiper.
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
/shakes pompoms/ keep going! I know a lot of 70+ and 80+ that should be welcomed...
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The Georg @thegeorg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ghostbusters. Or Beetlejuice. Both of those receptionists got headsets.
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