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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain

@thegax.bsky.social
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 1h
Is this PM Dawn erasure?
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 5h
I mean. There’s no way that car will actually ship with any of those “flying” features. We all know this right?
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 22h
No playoff. All of FBS but it’s setup like the FA Cup. Yes Ohio State you have to go to New Mexico in week one. Sorry, that’s what the balls said.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 22h
It’s like Washington isn’t even trying.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 22h
The expanded playoff isn’t bad because it’s “ruining the sport”. It’s bad because there are ever only like 4 teams that are at that level. And sometimes it’s only 1 or 2. Caveat: If we get more on campus post season games then I’m all for it.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“I’ll happily deport myself as long as it’s on my own terms.” That is quite the take.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Imagine being a so called sports fan and not knowing the names of at least five Curling athletes.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me: Which one is that? Wikipedia: “The Enterprise welcomes aboard Dr. Leah Brahms” Me: oh…
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“I will now cite the Texas Agricultural message board.”
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Imperium needs dentists.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Booking dot head
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good news: you can help some hounds. Not as good news: you get to watch the Bucs and Falcons play football. #runthedamnball @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social old.reddit.com/r/buccaneers...
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Giving away 2 Buccs/Falcons tickets to help benefit All Hound Rescue of Florida
(I got permission from the mods before posting this) Hey, my name is Brenden and I’m a coordinator with All Hound Rescue of Florida. We’re a...
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Chicago sounds like a made up name.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No, it’s the other one.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
QWOP ass quarterback.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Borderline erotic
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biblically accurate Lara Croft.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Bucs just ran an 11 minute TD drive.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Postcards to Bubble Teams
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you let her know how she can get fine vintage collegiate apparel from Homefield? And save 20% by using code 38godfrey?
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks Dabo.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember that MAGAs are the “fuck your feelings” crowd.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please direct all responses to 38godfrey
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TIL: PTI is still going.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EIGHT BALL
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Notre Dame playing in a monsoon in a Carolina. Name a more iconic duo.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s going to start a podcast with Fluff.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dan Levy's Shocked 'What?'
ALT: Dan Levy's Shocked 'What?'
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Question for CFBsky. Quad box or multiple screens? Or both? @sickoscommittee.org @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
September Heesman slipping away.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goal posts made of lasers.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good lord.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Starship Troopers: Space Battle
ALT: Starship Troopers: Space Battle
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great looking facility. Field suites have to be the dumbest invention in sports.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ninjala Jane Hacking
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course it is.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This beef and cheddar is for you fam. 😇🙏
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really hope we see a lot of Hawks/Hawkeyes signs at Gameday this week.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RECLAIMING MY TIME
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That dude runs a 6.4 40.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The damn Mizzou Voodoo.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark Zuckerberg Nervous - The Reckoning is Coming
ALT: Mark Zuckerberg Nervous - The Reckoning is Coming
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Macklemore looking ass qb.
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Andy Samberg's Funny Face
ALT: Andy Samberg's Funny Face
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry. What?
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SMUCKLES, Horseboat Captain @thegax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Referring to which of the three hairy beasts? 🤣🤣
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