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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 1h

Trump Saves Nebraska Ranchers By Replacing Their Beef President Donald Trump arrived in Nebraska to reassure ranchers that importing 300,000 metric tons of tariff-free foreign beef is the most American way to support American cattle producers: making their cattle financially unnecessary. The plan,…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 4h

Supreme Court Considers Constitutional Right To Pollute Free Of Charge The Supreme Court opened its new term Monday by confronting America’s gravest constitutional emergency: local governments sending invoices to enormously profitable oil companies. In Suncor Energy v. Boulder County, the justices…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 7h

Trump Secures Elections by Removing Election Security The Trump administration has achieved a historic breakthrough in election security by removing many of the people, briefings, tests and working relationships that had cluttered the system with security. State officials said Washington halted in…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 10h

Trump Districts Declared Off Limits To Elections House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries violated America’s oldest electoral custom Tuesday by announcing that Democrats would campaign in districts currently represented by Republicans. The party’s target list includes 66 seats, among them districts…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 13h

Trump Puts America First By Making American Beef Worth Less President Donald Trump arrived in Grand Island on Monday to reassure Nebraska ranchers that importing 300,000 metric tons of discounted foreign beef is the most efficient way to put America First, provided American cattle producers agree…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 16h

Democrats Gain Support With Reckless Affordability Agenda Democrats have opened a dangerous lead on the cost of living and health care, suggesting millions of Americans are embracing the radical notion that groceries should not require a payment plan and pneumonia should not end in foreclosure. A…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 19h

Trump Solves Senior Health Care With Ninety Dollars President Donald Trump solved senior health care Tuesday by offering more than 20 million Medicare recipients a one-time $90 payment, reducing the financial burden of aging in America to the price of dinner for four at Applebee’s, provided nobody…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 22h

Trump Makes Peace Available With Republican Purchase President Donald Trump introduced a foreign-policy subscription plan this week allowing Americans to unlock stability in the Middle East by voting Republican. As 9,000 additional U.S. troops headed toward the region, Trump said the Iran operatio…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Republicans Secure Senate By Abandoning Winnable States Senate Republicans unveiled a streamlined midterm strategy Sunday, surrendering states they might still win so they can defend states they should never have been capable of losing. The Senate Leadership Fund halted further advertising for Mic…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trump Deploys 9,000 Troops to Secure Midterm Turnout The Trump administration unveiled its largest get-out-the-vote operation of the midterm campaign this week, directing roughly 9,000 additional troops and a third aircraft carrier toward the Middle East to remind Americans that democracy works be…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump Launches Taxpayer Relief Program For Political Donors President Donald Trump unveiled a taxpayer-relief program Tuesday under which taxpayers relieve his political donors of paying for commercials about Donald Trump. The administration’s advertisements, airing ahead of the midterm elections,…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump Deploys Troops To Protect Midterms From Iran President Donald Trump unveiled the nation’s most heavily armed election-integrity program this week, dispatching roughly 9,000 additional troops and a third aircraft carrier toward Iran to ensure that no overseas adversary interferes with Republi…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Supreme Court Weighs Oil Companies’ Right To Send Climate Bills To Homeowners The Supreme Court will open its new term by considering whether oil companies possess an ancient constitutional right to retain their profits while forwarding climate-disaster expenses to whichever homeowners still have…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Federal Judge Legalizes Voting For Entire Planet Patriots declared every person on Earth eligible to vote in Florida after reading the first seven words of a federal court ruling and heroically refusing to continue. U.S. District Judge David Leibowitz dismissed a federal charge against Jamaican na…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump Rescues Kennedy Center Honors From Kennedy Center President Donald Trump has rescued the Kennedy Center Honors from the humiliating burden of occurring at the Kennedy Center, relocating the December 7 ceremony to Capital One Arena, where American culture will gain access to cup holders, luxu…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trump Moves To Protect Elections From Democratic Victories President Donald Trump announced a new election-integrity doctrine this week aimed at protecting American democracy from its most persistent threat: Americans electing Democrats. Trump declined to rule out declaring an emergency around the…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Republicans Declare Falling Poll Numbers Proof Convention Worked Republican strategists declared Ken Paxton’s collapsing poll numbers a historic breakthrough after leaked audio captured the Texas attorney general complaining that President Donald Trump’s Dallas midterm convention “dropped our numb…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Congress Protects Nation From Governing Until Midterms Congress protected the nation from federal lawmaking this week by leaving Washington until after the November 3 midterms, eliminating the risk that elected officials might accidentally address the problems they are campaigning against. The Sen…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Supreme Court Reviews Dangerous Use of Facts in Immigrant Detention The Supreme Court agreed Thursday to review President Donald Trump’s policy of detaining potentially millions of immigrants without bond hearings, marking a major advance in the nation’s long campaign to make government decisions…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Federal Court Rules Presidents Must Follow Personnel Laws A federal judge triggered an outbreak of checks and balances Thursday by ruling that President Donald Trump could not immediately fire Roger Rogoff, the court-appointed U.S. attorney in Seattle, merely because Trump discovered that someone…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Republicans Declare North Carolina Victory By Retreating To Kansas Republicans announced Friday that North Carolina has become so safely Republican that the party will stop burdening voters there with advertising and redirect millions of dollars to Kansas, where the GOP has heroically avoided losi…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump Declares Weak Jobs Report Victory Over Employment President Donald Trump declared September’s weak jobs report a decisive victory over employment, crediting his administration with freeing thousands of Americans from commutes, paychecks and the oppressive expectation that they report somewhe…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump Hails Republican Success In Making Safe States Competitive President Donald Trump declared Friday that Republicans had achieved historic nationwide competitiveness by turning Alabama, Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas into states the party must now spend millions of dollars and presidential travel…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump Launches Offensive Into Safest Republican States President Donald Trump opened a heroic 32-day campaign blitz Thursday by charging into the nation’s most treacherous electoral terrain: Texas, Oklahoma, Florida and Alabama, where Republicans face the grave possibility of winning by merely com…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pentagon Expands Small Government With New Religion Office Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth established a new Pentagon office to protect religion from the corrupting influence of separation from government, marking a historic victory for limited government through additional government. Announced Se…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ICE Presence Will Make Voting More Relaxing The Trump administration reassured Americans Friday that immigration agents have no plans to target polling places except when responding to an emergency, serving a warrant, following intelligence, noticing suspicious civic participation or encountering…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump Eradicates Noncitizen Voting By Finding Almost None President Donald Trump has defeated nationwide noncitizen voting by uncovering so little of it that the alleged emergency can now be considered fully conquered. The Justice Department has cited 90 election-misconduct cases nationwide, inclu…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Administration Unveils Courage Based Voting The Trump administration announced Friday that it has no plans to deploy immigration agents en masse to polling places, a reassurance so comprehensive that election officials and voting-rights groups immediately accelerated preparations for immigration a…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump Claims High Prices Prove Economic Success President Donald Trump hailed a new national poll Friday showing 65% of American adults blame his policies for persistently high prices, describing the result as the strongest presidential brand recognition ever recorded in the grocery aisle. Just 17…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pentagon Achieves Church State Separation By Putting Church Inside State Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth secured a historic victory for church-state separation Wednesday by creating a Pentagon Office of Religious Affairs and placing church directly inside the state for closer supervision. Announced…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

EPA Declares Pollution Harmless When Regulation Costs Money A coalition of 21 states and several cities filed suit Thursday to stop President Donald Trump’s Environmental Protection Agency from delivering the long-promised American freedom to inhale whatever power companies find cheapest to exhale…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump Solves AI Crisis By Renaming It President Donald Trump solved America’s artificial-intelligence crisis by deleting the word “artificial,” signing a voluntary safety accord and assigning the companies building the technology to determine whether the technology they are building is safe. The W…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump Unveils Workplace Raids as Latino Outreach President Donald Trump marked Hispanic Heritage Month by unveiling the Republican Party’s most direct Latino outreach program yet: ensuring Hispanic voters can meet federal immigration personnel at home, at work and occasionally while buying groceri…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump Schedules Iran Policy Consequences For After Midterms President Donald Trump unveiled a major advance in election-sensitive policymaking Tuesday, arranging for the economic consequences of his Iran policy to begin only after Americans have finished voting in the November 3 midterms. The admi…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump Declares Signed Budgets Reversible by Personal Annoyance The Government Accountability Office interrupted America’s transition to government by presidential mood Tuesday, ruling that President Donald Trump cannot cancel $810 million already approved by Congress merely because the money later…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Republicans Deploy Millions To Protect Elections From Voters MAGA Inc. announced this week that it will pour millions of dollars into competitive Senate races, rescuing Republican candidates from the destabilizing influence of citizens forming opinions without professional supervision. Sen. Tim Sc…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump Makes Immigration Raids Centerpiece Of Latino Outreach President Donald Trump marked Hispanic Heritage Month on Wednesday by unveiling the Republican Party’s most immersive Latino outreach program yet: ensuring families personally experience federal immigration policy until they become too p…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pentagon Cuts Generals To Make Room For Officers Who Cannot Object Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that the Pentagon will cut 20 percent of its generals and admirals while establishing a new four-star autonomous-drone command, correcting the military’s longstanding dependence on…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Congress Accelerates Energy Projects By Delaying Reform Washington achieved a historic breakthrough Wednesday by unveiling a bipartisan plan to eliminate lengthy energy-project delays, then postponing the plan until after the November 3 midterms. The Bipartisan American Affordability and Jobs Act…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Federal Chatbot Achieves Presidential Consciousness America.gov achieved full presidential consciousness Wednesday after technicians taught its artificial intelligence system that the safest response to an inconvenient fact is to classify reality as partisan commentary. President Donald Trump unve…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jack Smith Defends Radical Theory That Presidents Must Obey Laws Jack Smith defended before the Senate Judiciary Committee the radical proposition that presidents may be investigated when evidence suggests they committed crimes, an extremist legal doctrine previously found only in the Constitution…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump Gerrymandering Plan Restores Democracy By Accident President Donald Trump has successfully used partisan redistricting in Texas and Florida to make Republican candidates fight desperately for districts redesigned to spare them from fighting desperately. The new maps were intended to raise th…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Supreme Court Recognizes Surprise Deportation As Due Process The Supreme Court restored America’s most flexible immigration principle Tuesday, ruling that when the government cannot deport someone to a sensible destination, it may select a more imaginative one. The divided order allowed President…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

White House Protects Press Freedom By Removing Press The White House expanded its defense of press freedom Wednesday, arguing that journalists exercise their constitutional rights most responsibly when stationed somewhere they cannot see, hear or question President Donald Trump. CNN, MS NOW and Po…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

White House Expands Press Freedom by Removing Press The Trump administration expanded press freedom Tuesday by explaining that journalism functions best when the government selects the journalists, approves the questions and keeps anyone insufficiently grateful away from the furniture. Under the W…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

White House Expands Press Freedom Through Selective Bans The White House celebrated a historic expansion of press freedom Wednesday by continuing its court fight to remove news organizations it considers insufficiently ornamental. CNN, MS NOW and Politico asked U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly to…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Trump Grants AI Companies Power To Pardon Themselves President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that America’s largest artificial intelligence companies had signed a “morally binding” accord authorizing them to investigate themselves, judge themselves, discipline themselves and, when warranted, forg…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Republicans Declare Losing Congress Historic Victory Republican strategists declared Tuesday that losing Congress in November would constitute the largest electoral triumph in American history, unveiling a “majority reduction” plan to free GOP lawmakers from the administrative burden of governing.…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Trump Protects Americans From Cheaper Gasoline President Donald Trump defended his rejection Tuesday of Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, shielding Americans from the economic disruption of lower gasoline prices and functioning global commerce. Iran had offered to restore traffic thr…

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The Gaslighter @thegaslighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Trump Protects Americans From Cheaper Gas President Donald Trump rejected Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within seven days, shielding Americans from the destabilizing prospect of cheaper gasoline, reliable shipping and household budgets with money left in them. Iranian Foreign Mini…

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