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Funny Valentine

@thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social
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the best and current president of the United States of america (parody acc run by @plasmagirl.bsky.social, pfp by @psicochurroz.bsky.social )

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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(ooc: I should of posted this here :P)
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
new law, all video games must have as much hud in this image
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
what is this "five nights at freddy's" everyone is talking about?
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
one of the contestants in steel ball run is hitting on me, what do I do?
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
what is it the people want? as I am curious about what the voters wanted out of everything in my campaign
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
should I jack off?
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I have nuked love island
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Netflix is blocking my biography from their platform. These deeds do not go unpunished
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh right, it's trans day of visibility... you know what, here's a bone For today only, all American flags are to be replaced with the trans pride flag
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i'm expanding the white house to the entirety of Washington DC, all current residents are being moved to Wyoming to boost the numbers of that state
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is pinned as an ask box so you can ask me, the one and only president Valentine, your questions about the country of the US of A
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Funny Valentine @thefunnyvalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Under my leadership, filthy acts will now be at a reasonable price
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