Sign in

Funky Chicken, The

@thefunkychicken.bsky.social
363 followers 395 following 57 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plot is people do things for reasons. Conflict ensues. Resolved by end of episode. Phew. Repeat
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not long now...
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If only we could sacrifice some oil major C-Level execs to appease the climate gods.
021 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's important to remember there are always TWO sides to every story. I know there are many people calling it ethnic cleansing and their opinion is perfectly valid. But you have to consider those who believe it is genocide and their viewpoint should be given equal weight and coverage.
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well .. everyone who can do basic maths is expecting 2.5C by 2050... We're just not making $billions in the process so sucks to be us.
030 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So... Is he dead yet?
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Puts pendant hat one) Finance context 'number' often refers specifically to a quantity of money rather than a general cardinal/ordinal (hat off)
110 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, $120T is indeed a very, very large number
100 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
According to Polymarket, republican sweep odds just jumped about 15% overnight
001 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least the Y axis now works correctly. Priorities
110 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's almost like they think we're morons with the attention span of a stunned haddock 🤔
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally a chart with the right scale
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In a similar manner to the endless column inches spent analysing the latest outburst from the 🍊 kiddy fiddler in the WH, why are we expounding any effort at all analysing reform policies as if they were either a) serious or b) likely to become White papers?
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shhhh... Don't say that or they will tax potential capital gains
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Have to agree with you on this one. Massive disincentive to work at my specialisation and instead work on renovation (not my specialisation) because the total tax burden is 70-80%
100 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since the media did most of the legwork in hounding him out of office... Perhaps we really don't need more outlets. But hey its awesome that you're getting more clicks, political instability is but a small price to pay
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think you're missing an important step involving a pint of cold, refreshing beer
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Godzilla is just lazy writing at this point, can we name severe weather events after eldritch deities going forward?
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yeah, not exactly what happened but sure it's all them aliens or Zionists or illuminati again 🙄
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Are the ancient guild of honoured chartmongers charging per division now? This will not do, we must be able to calibrate our panic correctly
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Are goycattle bred for dairy or beef? Asking for a friend 🤔
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you're ever in the Ritz Carlton in Singapore, that stuff is everywhere
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That is a good question...
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No idea if banned but It is hateful drivel
0160 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I thought he just mentioned dumb has a 'b' in it? A week ago. Anyone would think he has dementia
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Home solar doesn't require land to be rezoned, no environmental pushback, new transmission infrastructure build, grid integration and all the respective associated bureaucracy, no CFD auctions (UK context). Not sure that's priced in. It's a part of the electrification solution for sure.
110 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A simple chart of the number of days the US President has played golf in each month since August 2025. Posted for no reason
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I find myself asking, once again, is he dead yet?
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When I were a lad t'vaccines just give yer autism. Nowadays it's full o them nanomachines from that Bill Gates fella designed to infect yer with t'woke mind virus. Try tellin' the young people o today that an they wont believe yer.
static.klipy.com
Monty Python: Four Yorkshiremen - They Won't Believe You
ALT: Monty Python: Four Yorkshiremen - They Won't Believe You
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We want 'change' is about as useless as we want our 'sovrenity' back ...
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Unidentified Flying Banana?
030 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
How did that woman from Control get into Old Skies 🤔
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Do you have a link to something less blurry?
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Don't interrupt your enemies while they are making a mistake... Or something
0110 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Antony Joshua, you are our last, best hope
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Oh the irony if noshing off Clinton (consensual sex between adults) cuts through after years of attested kiddy rape allegations failed to make a dent 🤔
010 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Quisling or 'frog faced flag spaffing cunt'? I honestly can't decide 🤔
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That down-turned mouth is frustratingly symmetrical
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Where does this image actually come from?
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Somebody apparently shot #47 in the ear, but it grew back so probably doesn't count
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Cleaning up before the narcos arrive
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
2 weeks away
040 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What be those 2 flags on the left 🤣
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
To the pain!
000 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
And for a few deliriously happy hours, we all thought he was dead. Reality is a bitch
040 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Don't see this in China... Don't see this is Russia... This is Louis XIV level shit right here friends
131 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Oh that made my day
020 0
Funky Chicken, The @thefunkychicken.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - Orwell, 1984. As a kid I never understood this quote, now I see the exact thing he described happen daily on every other talk show, press conference and basically all social media.
030 0