ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026// i just remembered that and felt compelled to repost it 000
Reposted by ASGORE.alphys @mewlabs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026lets be kind to asgore. if you had to bear two children for nine months each you would act like him too 513
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It would appear this pickle jar has a hole in it... I am missing a pickle. 240
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 08/08/2026// you know i thought that chapter 5 would give me asgore inspo but it didn't... but i still wanna do stuff with him i prommy 120
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 27/06/2026[ Obnoxiously loud dad sneeze. You know the one. ] 860
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 21/02/2026[ Maybe he’s misremembering Kris and Asriel’s childhood. ] 020
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Thank you, Alphys. Times are tough, but — [ Squint. Doing a double take. ] 030
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 28/01/2026[ Somewhere in Hometown, there is an Asgore-shaped snow poff. Or, maybe it’s just Asgore covered in snow. ] 010
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Happy Holidays! Poinsettias are on... "discount" today for the occasion. A gift, from the Flower King to you! 110
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Please do not forget to set out milk and cookies for Santa. ... Please. 100
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 21/12/2025// censoring carol’s name caught me so off guard that’s so fucking funny 030
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Oh. Is Mr. Spamton… not good with children? [ sorry he sounds so disappointed. ] 350
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 27/11/2025[ Very sad and dejectedly standing outside the Dreemurr household. ] Well, at least everyone is having fun… 320
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I would be dressing up, but unfortunately I only have one costume… [ You know exactly what costume he means. ] 110
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 31/10/2025The Flower King is all decorated for Halloween— I am sure the kids will enjoy the orange and black flower displays… In other news, what is that scary dark pillar in the sky? Hahah. 8100
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 29/09/2025// now i need you to consider asgore with hank hill’s voice, that’s all 010
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 28/09/2025.......... Perhaps the rake was not such a bad choice ... 010
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 28/09/2025[ Standing with a rake in hand. ] I heard there is a creepy old man outside my ex-wife’s house. 330
Reposted by ASGORE.Ｍꜱ. Ｔᴏʀɪᴇʟ @dreamingofhome.bsky.social · 28/09/2025﹙ OOE ﹚ ﹙ local tired woman stepping out with a broom, bags under her eyes and no glasses. ﹚ Go HOME, Asgore. 072
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 22/09/2025// very scared of my notifs rn because this one breached containment 000
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 22/09/2025… I miss when she used to nuzzle my nose like that too … 010
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I miss her every day. I miss when she used to look at me like this. 54816
ASGORE. @theflowerking.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Clicking on ads did absolutely nothing wrong to my computer, I think. 330
