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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝»

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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Guess whos back~
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Its better to cum in the sink than to SINK IN THE CUM.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Slaps ( partner ) on ass. " You can fit so many— " Gets punched.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
||: Sorry I haven't been around on here or my Vaggie account. I've been insanely depressed.
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ᯓ★ ᴛʜᴇʀᴏɴ .ᐟ.ᐟ @sunlittrickster.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ A 𝖐𝖎𝖘𝖘, ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ a 𝖈𝖔𝖎𝖓, ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ a 𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⤷ 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ? ❞⠀ ⠀⠀
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
" Fuck yeah. You should join us, we'll make some hard shit. Lute probably will be covered in blood or something so it'll go hard. " This would likely never work out when they weren't high. But it was worth living out for the time being.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
He'd just lean his head forward with that big dumb grin, letting her touch or whatever with the horns. They were sensitive but he was to high to care. " I wanna start a metal band. Probably have Lute as the vocalist, shes hot and sounds great. I'd be the guitarist, obviously. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
He'd hardly care, Adam stayed annoying and he was unapologetic about it. " Aren't they? The piercings I did, they hurt like a bitch but they're fucking metal. You wanna touch em? " Ah yes normal conversation.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
" Right— Exactly. You get me. " Hes just gonna avoid diving into anymore of his feelings.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nod nod, as if this was totally a normal very deep conversation. " I'd let ya watch or even join with anyone I was with anyways. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
" Hey— I support ya exploring things. But ya know, you're hot— they're probably hot. Cant blame a guy. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
" Psh— *former* Angel. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
" I'd watch. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
" Exactly what I said. Stick it to em, good for you. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
" Hell yeah, stick it to the man. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Adam was a kindred spirit in that way. Heaven had afforded him no friends, the propritor of original sin and someone who'd been in the pearly gates so long that they'd become jaded to its joy. Bliss was boring, friendships were useless, and other angels? Tools. Lute was an exception. But she--
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
" Boooooring. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The roll of the eyes was almost audible. " Well, may as well meet my future enemies. " Ever the pessimistic type, he wouldn't say how he really felt about Alastor... no... this man was no ally. But they had a similar lust for power.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
" Settling disputes properly? Gag me with a fuckin' spoon. If a turf war breaks out the only proper way to handle it, is make the other Overlord bow. Knees in the dirt, hands shaking... and begging for the scraps. " Adam would grumble, but he would stand up prepping himself... Ugh, more meetings.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
❝ Overlords have meetings? Why? Why would I even bother going? What do they have that I'd even want? Tsk... I'll keep expanding my way. ❞
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
||: So... I just got done reading Paradise Lost and that made me reread the book of Enoch, sooo.... Enjoy!
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
" Ha.~ She's a bad bitch killing machine isn't she? I love that psycho. The one individual in this fucking hell hole that I don't need a contract with to trust. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
" Take notes from early religion; All are desperate with a holy sword to there throat. Lute is a wonderful ally to have.~ "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
" Hm, but is there a limit? Making powerful deals of course is useful, but think of humanity in our dawning years; The weakest hands had a use, even if it was to drown the beat in there blood. Numbers are useful. " He'd just keep sipping his half-gone beer with a hum.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
" Oh, just some sinner. She was groveling, made a deal and now she works for me. Same shit you do I imagine. " Adam would just shrug, he really didn't even know her name without looking at the contract.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
❝ Ha. I have my own bar-tender, and she has CRAZY hips; But eh, let her have the day off. Call me a sentimental guy. Maybe I'll bug your furball. ❞
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ʚ Noah ɞ @diazofbrooklyn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
┆✦ʚ The rage in me is 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡. ɞ✦┆
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
❝ First New Year in hell. ❞ Rubbing his eyes softly. ❝ Tsk... why do I miss them anyways? Ugh, I need another beer. ❞
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
( Siiiip. He's just here, watching the fireworks. )
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
" Who am I kissing at midnight? " (LOOK AT WHQT I FOUND AHHH I LOVE IT.)
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
" I don't know, I was born with it. That's why I get all the baddies. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
" It has everything to do with charisma. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
" You still could. Aye, I may not have the angelic charm anymore, but I think Hell looks pretty good on me too.~ "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
" You act like yer out of reach. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
" Fuck it. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I like them unhinged. Examples;
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ꋫ꒓꓅ꍟꁒꂑꌚ💛🎸🤘 @umakemewannadi3.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Annnnd he was out cold too. It would be a peaceful time to sleep in... Besides if anyone interupted them, they'd likely be a fine mist just from the reaction of both of them being startled.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
He'd ignore the mumble, just closing his eyes. It was enough to be sleepy again, being tangled in with her... Lute had became his only ankor to that old life. And... he had a lot of trouble with the idea of letting her go these days. " Mmmhmmm... "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
An arm, around her, he knew it was a risk but... she looked comfortable...so he may as well try to get comfortable too. Honestly, this is the first time he ever saw Lute sleep in... It was almost exciting!
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Stealing this; Seductive Sunday stuff.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
" Who'ever said I wasn' a genuis was lyin'. How the fuck does that happen? "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lets bring back the legend.
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
" What the fuck? " Adamn would groan, as he wipped his boot off, the gore attached to it disgusting the new Overlord. " Dude, I thought people just disappeared. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
" Just a little? "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The A was even detacable. Why? Well maybe his ego is starting to waver a bit. " Fuck yeah, made ya blush bitch. "
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𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮«𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝» @thefirstdick.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Its nothing special, just a choker with a little A on it. floural pattern around the side that split between black and white to contrast her hair. Who knew Adam was a good gift giver?
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