George's girlfriend draws an ugly caricature of him, then insists looks don't matter to her — which he takes as confirmation that she thinks he's ugly. Jerry's apartment gets infested with fleas traced to Newman's Chunky Bar wrapper habit.

George's girlfriend draws an ugly caricature of him, then insists looks don't matter to her — which he takes as confirmation that she thinks he's ugly. Jerry's apartment gets infested with fleas traced to Newman's Chunky Bar wrapper habit.

Jimmy always refers to himself in the third person, which confuses everyone into thinking he's talking about someone else. Kramer gets mistaken for a mentally handicapped adult and honored at a charity benefit where Mel Torme serenades him.

A hostile doorman guilts Jerry into covering his post, then a couch gets stolen from the lobby on Jerry's watch. Kramer invents a male bra — "the Bro" or "the Mansiere," depending on whom you ask — after discovering Frank Costanza has large breasts.

A hostile doorman guilts Jerry into covering his post, then a couch gets stolen from the lobby on Jerry's watch. Kramer invents a male bra — "the Bro" or "the Mansiere," depending on whom you ask — after discovering Frank Costanza has large breasts.

Kramer puts everyone's photo in the building lobby so neighbors can greet each other by name, and Jerry gets ostracized for refusing to kiss hello. Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home to stop her from talking about the fifty dollars he owes.

Kramer puts everyone's photo in the building lobby so neighbors can greet each other by name, and Jerry gets ostracized for refusing to kiss hello. Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home to stop her from talking about the fifty dollars he owes.

Kramer puts everyone's photo in the building lobby so neighbors can greet each other by name, and Jerry gets ostracized for refusing to kiss hello. Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home to stop her from talking about the fifty dollars he owes.

Elaine tries to convert her gay boyfriend to heterosexuality and fails. Jerry cracks under polygraph questioning about Melrose Place, revealing strong opinions on controversial plot developments.

Elaine tries to convert her gay boyfriend to heterosexuality and fails. Jerry cracks under polygraph questioning about Melrose Place, revealing strong opinions on controversial plot developments.

George's friend Gary faked having cancer, got a toupee from the sympathy, and used it to pick up women — so Jerry rips the toupee off his head. Newman is revealed as the city's most prolific parking scofflaw, a one-eyed cop's White Whale.

George's friend Gary faked having cancer, got a toupee from the sympathy, and used it to pick up women — so Jerry rips the toupee off his head. Newman is revealed as the city's most prolific parking scofflaw, a one-eyed cop's White Whale.

Jerry gives his Super Bowl tickets to Tim Whatley, who re-gifts Elaine's label maker back to Jerry. Kramer and Newman play a Risk game so intense they carry the board onto the subway, where a Ukrainian man flips it.

Jerry gives his Super Bowl tickets to Tim Whatley, who re-gifts Elaine's label maker back to Jerry. Kramer and Newman play a Risk game so intense they carry the board onto the subway, where a Ukrainian man flips it.

Jerry gives his Super Bowl tickets to Tim Whatley, who re-gifts Elaine's label maker back to Jerry. Kramer and Newman play a Risk game so intense they carry the board onto the subway, where a Ukrainian man flips it.

Jerry proposes a menage a trois to switch from his girlfriend to her roommate, expecting to get dumped — but both women say yes. Kramer's first name is finally revealed as "Cosmo" when his estranged mother shouts it.

Jerry proposes a menage a trois to switch from his girlfriend to her roommate, expecting to get dumped — but both women say yes. Kramer's first name is finally revealed as "Cosmo" when his estranged mother shouts it.

Jerry won a high school race only because of an accidental head start, and has protected his legend by refusing to race again for twenty years. Duncan Meyer demands a rematch, and Kramer's car backfire gives Jerry another head start.

George hires a plain secretary so he won't be tempted, sleeps with her immediately, and promises her a raise during sex that ends up making her salary higher than his. Kramer writes Uma Thurman's phone number on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket, then loses it.

George hires a plain secretary so he won't be tempted, sleeps with her immediately, and promises her a raise during sex that ends up making her salary higher than his. Kramer writes Uma Thurman's phone number on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket, then loses it.

George buys a car he's told belonged to Jon Voight, but the owner's manual says "John Voight" — and Voight himself bites Kramer when confronted. Jerry knocks a trophy out a window that pops the Woody Woodpecker parade balloon onto Mr. Pitt.

Kenny Bania gives Jerry an Armani suit with false charity, then holds him hostage for a dinner that never quite counts as a meal because soup isn't dinner. George asks out a waitress at Monk's and gets banned from the restaurant.

Kenny Bania gives Jerry an Armani suit with false charity, then holds him hostage for a dinner that never quite counts as a meal because soup isn't dinner. George asks out a waitress at Monk's and gets banned from the restaurant.

Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.

Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.

Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.

Poppie sits on Jerry's new couch and has an accident, ruining it on the first day. George needs to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his girlfriend's book club but tracks down a stranger's VHS copy and watches the movie at their house instead.

Poppie sits on Jerry's new couch and has an accident, ruining it on the first day. George needs to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his girlfriend's book club but tracks down a stranger's VHS copy and watches the movie at their house instead.

George's phone line gets crossed with a woman named Donna Chang, who turns out to be a white woman exploiting her misleading last name for Confucian credibility. Frank Costanza's mysterious caped companion turns out to be his lawyer.

George's phone line gets crossed with a woman named Donna Chang, who turns out to be a white woman exploiting her misleading last name for Confucian credibility. Frank Costanza's mysterious caped companion turns out to be his lawyer.

Jerry cashes his grandmother's birthday checks and overdraws her bank account, sending her wandering the city looking for a branch that closed years ago. Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, starting a citywide trend.

Jerry cashes his grandmother's birthday checks and overdraws her bank account, sending her wandering the city looking for a branch that closed years ago. Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, starting a citywide trend.

George pays for Elaine's big salad but his girlfriend hands it to her and takes the credit, and he can't let it go. Kramer plays golf with a former baseball star who then murders his dry cleaner, and drives him down the New Jersey Turnpike in a white Ford Bronco.

George pays for Elaine's big salad but his girlfriend hands it to her and takes the credit, and he can't let it go. Kramer plays golf with a former baseball star who then murders his dry cleaner, and drives him down the New Jersey Turnpike in a white Ford Bronco.

Jerry dumps hotel ice water on his date's trained doves the night before Miss America, not knowing they're her talent act. George convinces the Yankees to switch from polyester to cotton uniforms, which shrink in the wash.

George decides that every instinct he has is wrong and starts doing the opposite of everything, which gets him a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees, and his own apartment. Elaine's life collapses in the exact inverse — she loses her job, her boyfriend, and her apartment.

George decides that every instinct he has is wrong and starts doing the opposite of everything, which gets him a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees, and his own apartment. Elaine's life collapses in the exact inverse — she loses her job, her boyfriend, and her apartment.

George's girlfriend walks in on him changing after a swim and laughs at his cold-water shrinkage, then tells everyone. Kramer steals lobsters from a commercial trap and gets sentenced to trash pickup duty.

George's girlfriend walks in on him changing after a swim and laughs at his cold-water shrinkage, then tells everyone. Kramer steals lobsters from a commercial trap and gets sentenced to trash pickup duty.

George discovers a small grease fire at a children's birthday party, starts a panic, and tramples the kids, his girlfriend, her elderly mother, and the clown to escape alone. Kramer gets a coworker's severed toe to the hospital by fighting off a gunman and driving a runaway bus.

George discovers a small grease fire at a children's birthday party, starts a panic, and tramples the kids, his girlfriend, her elderly mother, and the clown to escape alone. Kramer gets a coworker's severed toe to the hospital by fighting off a gunman and driving a runaway bus.

Newman catches Jerry and Rachel making out during Schindler's List and tattles to both sets of parents. Morty cancels the Paris trip to chase down his scattered raincoats, and the Seinfelds come home to find their house robbed through the window Jack Klompus smashed.

Jerry counts down the days until his parents leave for Paris so he can see his girlfriend, but Elaine's boyfriend Aaron — a "close talker" — keeps whisking them away on outings. George sells his father's clothes and tells the buyer Frank is dead for an extra twenty-five dollars.

Jerry and his girlfriend pretend to be married for a dry cleaning discount, then get a pretend divorce when she finds another woman's laundry in his hamper. Kramer falls asleep on a tanning bed and shows up to meet his Black girlfriend's parents looking like he's in blackface.

Jerry's comedy act is so funny that a hospitalized friend literally dies laughing. Kramer talks his little-person friend Mickey into wearing lifts on the set of All My Children, sparking a heightening scandal among the stand-ins.

Jerry watches his girlfriend's father Poppie knead pizza dough without washing his hands after using the bathroom, and refuses to eat when the pizza arrives. George guards a suit for days waiting for it to go on sale, then loses his job interview because the pants squeak.

Jerry watches his girlfriend's father Poppie knead pizza dough without washing his hands after using the bathroom, and refuses to eat when the pizza arrives. George guards a suit for days waiting for it to go on sale, then loses his job interview because the pants squeak.

Jerry tells a woman George is a marine biologist, forcing George to maintain the lie until he has to save a beached whale in front of a crowd. He reaches into the blowhole and pulls out a Titleist golf ball that Kramer drove into the ocean.

The group splits up to buy wine and cake for a dinner party and everything goes wrong — they lose the last chocolate babka, George's Gore-Tex coat knocks over a wine display, and Jerry throws up from a black and white cookie. The double parker who traps them turns out to be a dead ringer for Saddam Hussein.

The group splits up to buy wine and cake for a dinner party and everything goes wrong — they lose the last chocolate babka, George's Gore-Tex coat knocks over a wine display, and Jerry throws up from a black and white cookie. The double parker who traps them turns out to be a dead ringer for Saddam Hussein.