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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard!

@thefaunpeddler.bsky.social
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"Hello, Ladies, Gents, Enbies abound! Stop by Starbuck's Caravan of Rare and Eccentric Wonders for a good deal!!" A Faun Wizard Merchant. TTRPG/Fantasy OC, MVRP Friendly. Business RP. 18+ Mun/Muse Tales by Thoth Lewd/AI/Minors DO NOT INTERACT

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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ahmma ju' say it. SCIENCE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF PEGASUS SHIT I E'ER HEARD OF.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It is. But it's not science!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
WOTC: well actually.
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Dave Chappelle: Shut The Fuck Up
ALT: Dave Chappelle: Shut The Fuck Up
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"MAGIC IS NOT SCIENCE!!"
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"It's magic! If it had logic, it'd be SCIENCE!!"
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*Ye just
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Yevjust got turned into a rabbit and yer just now questionin' magic??"
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(@webofspider-man.bsky.social )
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lost concentration. Spider is normal again.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Ow!' Falls prone. He's a glass cannon.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The real treasure is the fantastic options and wares at Starbuck's Caravan of Rare and Exotic Wonders! [And NOT the friends we made along the way.]
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
...Blast!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Polymorph lasts one hour. Sooo... Habe fun with that @webofspider-man.bsky.social!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Aww. He's adorable. Wait, how is he still swinging??
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
||: I CAST POLYMORPH
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He pulled out a potion and poured it some of it on the webbing, and it dizzled away. He coughed as a bit of his mouth hair was singed. "Oh aye??" He muttered some words, twirled his wand, and watched the man turn into a rabbit.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He tries to pull it off. "Hmmphg??"
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
||: Preach...
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...Sorry, lass.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tough one, wasn't it?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nature or magic?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For all the inventory he does and quick physics he has to calculate with his spells? Absolutely.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
||: life comes first All good
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
||: @rosemagus.bsky.social
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...Maybe down the line, but right now, a lack of condescension would be a great start!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His other is the Coinmaiden herself, Waukeen.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He feels awkward since Titania is one of his goddesses.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was it an abdication or...?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait, when did the king retire?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's a very pissy devil, inn he?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...Are we?? Yer heart don' seem in it!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HE is an arsehole.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought we were becoming allies again!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oi!!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He has the urge to claim heresy for harassing Oberon, but it's been some time since he left the fae realm.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Well, people name kin after all sorts... Just making sure."
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oberon, as in, KING Oberon?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was thinking more Titania, and don't be accusin' without substance.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: Nvm all fixed
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reality just had a break... Should he consult a cleric?
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: I still can't see Eoin's pfp when I switch.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*bsky
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: "The domain 'blsky.app' is available for purchase. Want to get this domain now?"
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||:
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Yes Freeze
ALT: Yes Freeze
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: The vegans found out I'm a fraud...
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: It was a good run...
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: Invalid handle...? Oh nooo.
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: 🎶I'm not scaaared, of the daaark🎶
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: Sucks to be any of my other accounts rn
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
||: Well now I'm not switching accounts. I'm locked on Eoin.
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I Dont Wanna Go
ALT: I Dont Wanna Go
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