Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Ahmma ju' say it. SCIENCE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF PEGASUS SHIT I E'ER HEARD OF. 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It is. But it's not science! 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026WOTC: well actually.static.klipy.comDave Chappelle: Shut The Fuck UpALT: Dave Chappelle: Shut The Fuck Up 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"MAGIC IS NOT SCIENCE!!" 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"It's magic! If it had logic, it'd be SCIENCE!!" 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"Yevjust got turned into a rabbit and yer just now questionin' magic??" 110
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026(@webofspider-man.bsky.social ) 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Lost concentration. Spider is normal again. 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"Ow!' Falls prone. He's a glass cannon. 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The real treasure is the fantastic options and wares at Starbuck's Caravan of Rare and Exotic Wonders! [And NOT the friends we made along the way.] 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Polymorph lasts one hour. Sooo... Habe fun with that @webofspider-man.bsky.social! 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Aww. He's adorable. Wait, how is he still swinging?? 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026He pulled out a potion and poured it some of it on the webbing, and it dizzled away. He coughed as a bit of his mouth hair was singed. "Oh aye??" He muttered some words, twirled his wand, and watched the man turn into a rabbit. 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026He tries to pull it off. "Hmmphg??" 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tough one, wasn't it? 100
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026For all the inventory he does and quick physics he has to calculate with his spells? Absolutely. 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026||: life comes first All good 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026||: @rosemagus.bsky.social 011
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026...Maybe down the line, but right now, a lack of condescension would be a great start! 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026His other is the Coinmaiden herself, Waukeen. 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He feels awkward since Titania is one of his goddesses. 110
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was it an abdication or...? 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wait, when did the king retire? 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He's a very pissy devil, inn he? 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026...Are we?? Yer heart don' seem in it! 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought we were becoming allies again! 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He has the urge to claim heresy for harassing Oberon, but it's been some time since he left the fae realm. 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Well, people name kin after all sorts... Just making sure." 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oberon, as in, KING Oberon? 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was thinking more Titania, and don't be accusin' without substance. 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Reality just had a break... Should he consult a cleric? 110
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: I still can't see Eoin's pfp when I switch. 100
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: "The domain 'blsky.app' is available for purchase. Want to get this domain now?" 120
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||:static.klipy.comYes FreezeALT: Yes Freeze 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: The vegans found out I'm a fraud... 110
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: It was a good run... 010
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: Invalid handle...? Oh nooo. 110
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: 🎶I'm not scaaared, of the daaark🎶 020
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: Sucks to be any of my other accounts rn 000
Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard! @thefaunpeddler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026||: Well now I'm not switching accounts. I'm locked on Eoin.static.klipy.comI Dont Wanna GoALT: I Dont Wanna Go 210