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Youenjoymyself

@thefaultyplan.bsky.social
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Guy on an island.

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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 24m
yeah that was me on the couch last night
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 23h
The us exports diesel. WTF???
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What do ossoff and aoc both have? Sex appeal. That's the secret. Abdul too.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they must, considering the fact that they shit all over us 24/7
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol...the whole fucking luxe liquor business is 10000000% bullshit. Same thing happened a while back with Scotch.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how can this not be considered 'cruel and unusual?'... @aclu.org???
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plenty of Queens have piloted fighter jets. They were just forced to stay in the closet.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
does your new spouse tolerate that woman in the white dress?
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still better than the alternative sad but true take what you can get
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SHOCKING BEYOND WORDS WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED????
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
much easier to do when your entire country is smaller than texas though
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When AI's have phyical perceptions, emotions, hormones and a gut biome, all of which can affect their behavior & ability to process information, then we can talk about consciousness. The answer will still be fuck no. These assholes are delusional.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Best thing about the best band? They never stop growing, changing, and experimenting.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back at you, brother
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
let's get another 100...
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the stupidest fucking thinng I've ever seen in my life.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
charles is such a cunt
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably a me-thing, but I saw that pic and thought the big stud boy was mad to losing his twink.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had a rock fight with a troupe of Baboons once. I won. Fucking losers are all talk.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
apparently your bud is so strong & tasty that it destroys one's ability to spell correctly but yeah...enjoy that shaggy green queen
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HGH...plus whatever he takes to help him look at his wife without getting physically ill.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kinda pricey tho
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10000% fair
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's not parenting. These people are fucking pathetic.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go Texas. Fuck those MAGA scumbags.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New Yorkers are arrogant douchebags. They're proud of it. It's their whole brand. FUCK THE YANKEES lol...#redsoxnation
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NO IT WAS FAUCI!!!!! MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA!!!!!!!
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
amazing tour AND YOU GOT NUMBERLINE ON YOUR BDAY!!!! Well deserved. Rock on, brother.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
zionism?
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single one of these A I images looks exactly the same. I think they do more harm than good for the people posting them to support a cause. You're better off with nice clear, big vibrant colored text and high contrast backgrounds.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please explain this to me like somebody who is intelligent but ignorant. I don't understand. I thought bond yields for so high and that was a problem. So what's the deal here? I know this is a long-term graph but I don't get it.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reminds me of a quote from Patton: (paraphrasing) "a soldier's goal in war is not to die for his country...it's to make some other poor bastard die for his"
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
after the bong hits, obviously
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely top shelf run. What a fucking band.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I absolutley love that song. It's so sweet and gentle and welcoming.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what a sick moment will Peter dare to take that seat next?
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that was the fucking BOMB
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not so death and taxes after all this moma
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's bong hits for Jesus, you fucking heretic.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Top shelf. Feeling totally blessed.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know right. The package says you know cut it up into quarters but it's just a little cube. And even so a quarter is 125. So what the hell?
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That band is pretty good.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just got something as a free toss in from a dispo that is 2 500mg gummies. I'm assuming this is like a 10-hour couch lock. Does this seem right? I didn't know they made them this strong.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Phish #Pick5 Fall 2026 AC N1 Moma BOTT Maze Steam Bathtub Gin
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Panic has been low-key crushing it nonstop forever and it seems we jamband types tend to forget about them for some reason. Why??
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this AI slop image makes me depressed, tbh
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now sue the fuck out of those fascist douchebags.
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What happens is you re-discover the ancient art of simply smoking pot. Except the bud's not dry so you're gonna inhale a bunch of steam along with the smoke, and that will be unpleasant. Silly dab fiends. 30% bud's not good enough for ya??
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Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nantucket guy here. Recs for South shore dispo?
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