Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Daughter spent half the day at a pool. Found her staring at the washing machine cycle. She's kid high from swimming so much. 010
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Boy life. This dude comes home from school every week with a new knock. 020
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes you get the pillow, sometimes you are the pillow. 010
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"The only person who can help us is the person who is hurting us, who I continue to support." 031
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Introduced the kids to the joy of bowling today. Would much rather this than a trampoline park. 040
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Zoo not completely miserable today. Under 90 with a breeze. 020
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Having a dog that doesn't react to storms feels like a cheat code. She's just snoozing as the thunder rolls in. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Not the team I was expecting to get me over 100. Defense wins championships. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Oh we got real close to coming home to a bad time. 010
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dolly is not pleased we are still awake and has taken the pillows as our punishment. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We went to a Colombian restaurant in Gulfport and it was easily the best meal we've had here and also the best Colombian food I've ever had (admittedly small sample size). Los Kioskos if you're ever in the area. 011
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I haven't been to a Gulf beach in a while. Crazy how far out you can go here. 110
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ugh, dolphins. Don't be fooled. They wish that basketball was your head. 100
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Mississippi Aquarium today. I am sucker for garden eels and a well planted FW tank. 120
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Our beach place has a mirror and Dolly is not pleased with...herself. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Childcare is closed this week, so we're doing Dad Camp. Monday's activity: being terrified by large animals up close. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"The only way I can get through this is if you rub my tummy." 130
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Last full day at the beach. Not ready for reality next week. 151
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Dad nature based solution success today. Wife told kids they could go to the beach...during a gale warning...so I built a dune. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026NY pizza and baked clams. Going to gain 10lbs on this trip. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Time to start putting all my hopes and dreams into this 2042 second round pick. 020
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Huh, turns out we have a water dog. Kind of fun. Kind of...wet. 140
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Dolly has been given a medal by the kids for being the best dog. She is...thrilled. 070
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wife: I walked the dog already, so don't worry about it when you get home. Dog: But what about second walk? 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If you're ever stuck at DCA for hours on end, highly recommend the original terminal area, which has plugs, floor space, cool architecture, and nobody else in it. 010
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Terrible photo, but the White House UFC set up is even more obnoxious in person. 010
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"Will trading for James Harden help us win a championship?" 020
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Rainy day activity of finding snails on the porch. 030
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Termites showing up late tonight, but my gecko security force is on the job. 030
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I've been making this corner of the couch comfy for years and the dog quickly figured it out. 000
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Munch Factory used to be a regular spot for me when they first opened on Elysian Fields. So glad to see them still doing it AND now a lot closer to my house. 420
Herb Jonesing @thefallon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Just swap Monty for Jamahl and Troy Weaver can recycle this press release from 2023. 110