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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥

@theexuberantraptor.bsky.social
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Behold! It is I! Your one true source of raptor satire and raptor political sarcasm! Also raptor adjacent nerdy sci fi and fantasy commentary.

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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Take what joy you can from life. Like how you are not on the Epstein Files. Daily Raptor Affirmation.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Good morning! Regardless of what you may be going through, take some joy that if you’re on BlueSky? Your name is not in the Epstein files. Daily Raptor Affirmation.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I’m an old dinosaur, but I’ve read my history. The first people that dictators and tyrants go after are comedians. Because they show how truly weak Orange Kings are. By making all of us laugh at them.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It’s not a prison. It’s a death camp.
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Jackie Llanos @llanosjackie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
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Sexual Harassment Panda @cockmagic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Sexual Harassment Panda @cockmagic.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Womp. Womp.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Good morning. In these dark and very stupid times we all need a laugh.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I did Nazi this coming. Oh wait, we did and told you so!
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Trilemma @trilemma.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Vance, Trump and musk depicted as Waste, Fraud and Abuse.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A lovely meme before you go to bed. Sleep well.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
For all the humans who need a little laugh to get through the day.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 27/03/2025
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🇺🇸Boston Brian🇺🇦 @bostonbrian.com · 25/03/2025
WE TOLD YOU SO!🤬
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Roses are red Violets are blue
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It’s not about “DEI.”
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
There is a constant pattern where religious leaders, youth pastors, and Republicans get arrested for the worst crimes imaginable. But it’s never a drag queen. www.instagram.com/reel/DHWwOEm...
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Good morning mammals! It is I, the one true Exuberant Raptor reminding all who read my words to focus on what you can control. To live and laugh at those in power and endure the limitless stupidity. The more you laugh at the Mango MAGA the less power you give him. I have spoken!
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Friends, mammals, citizens! I think it is long overdue to refer to MAGA as who and what they truly are: The most useful idiots in world history! The Exuberant Raptor has spoken.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Face it. Vigilante justice is the only justice that CEO’s will ever face.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Brothers! Sister! Fellow dinosaurs! If you need to buy anything for Black Friday do so now! Toddler Trump’s tariffs are going to make everything far more expensive.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good evening. Alpha male are buggy as cluck.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 21/11/2024
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence. More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop. Now.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I feel sorry for the worm.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Rule #1
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It is your one true Exuberant Raptor! I am doing the promo thing to meet more interesting people and help everyone endure the next two dark years. My interests include. 🌈 Human Rights 🤮 Politics 😂 Humor 🐉 Fantasy 👾 Science Fiction 🎮 Gaming We will endure, thrive and be free. #PromoSky #Resist
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m always amazed how selfish and apathetic conservatives are.
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