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Chris the Evil Cub

@theevilcub.bsky.social
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Warning: this account is horny on main, but also more than just that.

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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Imagine a spherical cat of uniform density
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hopefully we can do it without allowing the murders tens of millions of people this time.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Can't wait to hear how you're going to triangulate away your "LBG no T" position, champ.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Emergency Baby!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"I told you not to touch my stash, boy!"
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I mean this in the best way, but shit, that is a Neanderthal!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So he's saying copyright does not apply to billionaires, just peons. This guy needs to get *redacted* and hopefully it's a long, slow journey of self-discovery.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
So they're fine with the child molestation, but saying Cracker Barrel needs to be more hateful will be the final straw?
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Desert Heat Magazine @desertheatmag.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It's from a video called "Niggas Revenge". If you like watching racist white dudes get broken, they are good movies.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
While that is the foot in the door, once you are not a citizen by birth, ALL citizenship is solely at the discretion of the people in power. If the Taco King decides he doesn't like someone, he can just strip their citizenship and put them in a hole forever. The SCOTUS is supine.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Wow, perfect, 10s across the board!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The desire to virtually enslave women is right there in the shrines of their hearts, too, of course.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Isn't this the guy who's been happily married to someone working her ass off to put into power the different parts of this fascist takeover since the 90s? It's hardly a shock he wants the party of enablers to continue to assist the long, slow coup.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The zucced version if "I Have No Mouth Yet I Must Scream" is going to suck.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It so lil Robbie can make bank. He's a lying grifter. But the unelected masters of this movement, they do want to deny Healthcare to as many as possible absolutely.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I think I know a few people who might help. I am one of them.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oh noes! A fate worse than death!! Oh well 😛
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I can't help but feel a touch of pity for canid anthhros. Those unretractable claws must be hell on their socks!
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BDSMdungeonSIR @bdsmdungeonsir.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Where have you MASTURBATED?   My results are below on pink. Post your results in the comments below: 1) Complete the white one below, OR 2) go online here to complete it likebottles.com/fill/25 . Share your results by copy / paste the URL in the comments below; or take a screenshot of your results
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Fill bottles: Places I've Masturbated
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh, that man had a rough upbringing, I'm sure he can both throw and take a punch.
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Sire_M @siremontez.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
No matter the platform I keep seeing the same hesitation. I can’t follow you, you might lead into something that’s bad. Dude, I don’t care, do what you want. You know when to say “No” be a fucking adult, why the world is the way it is.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I'm here for encouragement in being bad!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
A thank you to the car dealers who are 97% rabid MAGA.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Biggest surprise, the nips will still probably hurt more 😈
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
More recent, at least 😁
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Since you asked. Pre pandemic, pre beard.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Well, that's sad but being a prick is pretty on par for most musicians and comedians with much fame. I was worried he just assaulted a woman or said something racist.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hot stuff, Pup. Love that PA, looks about the size of mine when I wear the horseshoe.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
No, that will be when he declares the election was rigged
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
What did I miss about Fred Armisen?
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Damn shame to see a load like that go to waste when it could have gone down my throat!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh no! *rubs belly*
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
1A is great. The way the juntas pet courts are interpreting it to mean the government is allowed to force us to obey specific religious institutions because *not* doing so infringes the rights of these *corporations* is less good, aka blatantly insane and illegal.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Tabernak! Great outcome.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
He was the better of the two, but I'm not sure Canada needs their own Kier Starmer. We've had more than enough ineffectual centerists.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
But all of that is a subset of the reactionaries' need to punish all things they perceive as feminine and women as always get it the worst.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I agree, but want to highlight another dimension of it, smaller but not less harmful to the targets, which is policing the performances of masculinity as well. Gay and effeminate men are always the target of the insecure cis, often violently so. POC have it even worse.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anytime the ghouls of the reactionary right make a lot of noise about protecting anyone, it's just a smokescreen to cover the harm they want to do, usually to women. See also abortion bans, contraception bans, laws about what clothes to wear...
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
And what a nut!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Oh, so they figured out how to prevent the LLM from just hallucinating utter nonsense? Right? RIGHT!?
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
He was the best pope in my lifetime, but that's a low bar and he squeaked it. We deserve better, but we aren't going to get it from the leaders of any major religion. They're all too invested in using gays as a prop to focus hatred for control of their pay pigs.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm sure he thinks it was Obama. Obama is responsible for all bad things that occurred before 2016 to these alleged humans. It was really mean of him to cause the Permian mass extinction!
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That's an embarrassing number of typos...
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Both witch and tgevrelated werewolf trials and executions were all about using the murder of an innocent person, overwhelmingly but not solely women, for non-conformation to societal norms to terrify everyone into unquestioning obedience to those in power. And we know how Anericans love reruns.
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Chris the Evil Cub @theevilcub.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That is so fucking hot
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