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Ube, Diva if ur nasty

@theeubedoll.bsky.social
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27 👾 She/They ♉️ Baby a lil lip tint, eyeliner, blush and a fake lash can get you an empty wallet, but at least youll look fab 💋

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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 14h
Someone stop me I bought more press ons from my nail lady🫣
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Salem the Cat Files Nails
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Overwatch Cavalry @owcavalry.com · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday to Symmetra, the visionary architect in #Overwatch 🔷
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Successfully mended some pants and lowkey I need to learn how to sew because this small task felt very fulfilling for whatever reason
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Coco's Textiles
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The Best Character in the Game AKA Mikaela @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need some LACE PANTIES for when I prance around my house while wearing nothing else but an oversized sweater hanging loosely off my shoulder because I’m an angel but a sexy angel
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s an angel without her wings 🪽 tho in my case its my winged liner
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’d like one order of the chef’s special the TMTTQCPPTDFQ (which is short for the Tinashe Melatonin Thick Things Queef Canyon PuttPutt Triple Dipper Femme Queen Burger). And for my drink Id like one vaginoplastini🍸
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This doll was indeed THRIFTY today🤭 I was blessed by the thrift goddesses today b/c I found so many items. Prepare for this thread to be full of clothing like Im a Depop seller🤪 ( Special thank you to @cmb1234567.bsky.social for driving us to the rich white suburbs. Love and appreciate you xoxo💋)
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Jt Bbiiminaj on a Shopping Spree
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Hibby @hibbythach.com · 28/09/2026
The Dollab Part 3: S.H.E.P.O. is happening on Wednesday, October 7th, at 7pm Eastern! I will be joined by @bimbocita.com @charmiemarmie.bsky.social @damselflyy.bsky.social @sailorriegan.bsky.social and @sublink-ink.bsky.social! Come watch the dolls laugh, scream, and try not to die 💀
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🎀⭐️Damsel⭐️🎀 @damselflyy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CALLING ALL THE MONSTERS! 🦇♥️ Guess who’s back? 👀 I’ll be hosting a fun presentation style reveal for the upcoming spooky season schedule this upcoming Wednesday, September 30th! Halloween is a BIG holiday on the Starlight Express and I WILL be making time to celebrate just like last year! 🎃👻
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sublink-ink.bsky.social you saw nothinggggg but here they are💋
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me on the verge of tears on my break at work because I had yet another realization of my life. Ive been having quite a lot of these especially these past two months, (which I will not express all of them as of this moment) but today’s realization pertains to friendships in particular.
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My water randomly shut off this morning, two nails popped off, this day wants to see me suffer. HOWEVER, I will not let it😤 Its finally cold enough to wear a light jacket and Anaheim Star is blasting in my ear🫦 I must continue to serve cunt for those who can not💋
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Glossed Up Barb Babe
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❄️Snowy❄️ @itssnowy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get your pumpkin spice lattes out everyone, it's finally autism
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God taking an edible while watching my favorite podcast (when @damselflyy.bsky.social and @prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social stream together) is soooo entertaining. Ive been laughing uncontrollably for the past 15 minutes
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Cute Piplup from Pokemon Laughing
ALT: Cute Piplup from Pokemon Laughing
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way Ive fallen asleep three different times today while various poplockes have been blasting in my ear. At this rate Im gonna dream up a contestant who doesnt even exist in said poplockes.
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Sylveon Sleep
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day 6 of 6 of work😩 and I woke up late😀
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Yang Help
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And when she popped up on my screen last week all of a sudden everything became lifted, snatched and BOUNCY🫦
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Jiggly Bunny Dessert
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So which ones do yall like better, the red or silver? 💋🥈Personally I love both😍
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me going to drag bingo last night and one of the queens ( whose name is Bella DeBalle) talked about overwatch and the way I was one of the only ones in the crowd who knew what she was talking about. She did proceed to ask who my main was which of course I said Ana💋 The way I was geekingggg🤭
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Play Of The Game Potg
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another *bites pinky* 🤭🤭🤭
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*bites pinky* 🫦
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Definitely losing some hearing tonight but its okay because Im GETTING MY LIFEEEE RN AHHHH🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had my first pumpkin spic chai latte with oat milk🎃☕️ If my roots start growing in blonde yk why💋
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When the worker at potbelly asks for my name for the order and she fully just puts down “Nicole”. That is not my name but like how did she know I was listening to Nicole Kidman by Adelaaaa. I guess I give off Nicole Kidman vibes teehee
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Nicole Kidman Stan Twitter
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if I go see Tiffany Day this Friday🫦🤭
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cvnty song trio right now for me are as follows (in no particular order): 1. Miss Delicious - Rebecca Black 2. Melatonin - Tinashe 3. Nicole Kidman - Adela
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I realized I never actually showed my new glasses. Ill get around to taking a cute pic with the red ones eventually. For now tho tell me how good I look teehee💋🤭
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went to get Bahn mi and boba with @cmb1234567.bsky.social Thank you for giving me miss purple bangs and top hat💜
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When they turn @damselflyy.bsky.social into a marketable plushy
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Y-U-M-M-Y, you standing over there Y-U-M-M-Y, hands on my derrière Y-U-M-M-Y, it's not polite to stare Lick banana split, you like it Serve it on a dish and slice it
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Living in the city is so unserious sometimes. Tell me why I walked out of my workplace just now and Batman was out and about chilling LOLLLL
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PrettyPinkPawmi 🌸 VTuber @prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Self-care is such a real thing. Productivity culture is great, but when there is no dedicated time for functional rest, routine maintenance, or wellness check-ins with yourself... well. That's how the divas crash. Try not to crash, diva 🩷🧡😉
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Spongebob Clips Toenails
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The urge to become a tatted up, hot and sexy doll🫦
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@gabeygaymes.bsky.social divaaaaa this was meant for youuuu
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Usually my ass is nice and perky but ever since shes disappeared everything has been saggy😭😭😭
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Distressed Stan Twt
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As an Overwatch support main nothing gives me quite the rush like getting MVP AND four endorsements from my teammates🤭
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Stan Twitter Stantwt
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Something has truly shifted in my life these past two weeks. Between revisiting some past trauma and getting some closure, meeting up with some amazing and fabulous people this weekend, sneaking up to a rooftop and seeing the lunar eclipse. Something has truly shifted and healed in my very essence✨
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now who let this pixilated chicken onto my BRAT waterbottle😍 @izzy-exe.bsky.social @pictodream.bsky.social
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What do you mean I have to go work this morning🫩 Like I wasnt singing my heart out with the divas last night in karaoke🥹
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Alex Cosani Alex Consani
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The bag in question 💋 😊
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I had a moment of weakness and impulsively bought a juicy couture bag🥴💋
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🎀⭐️Damsel⭐️🎀 @damselflyy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
With ONE WEEK LEFT, @ariazero.com and I may have just gotten our biggest clue YET! 🔎 🩷Can you decipher who our suspects are?! Let other community members know who YOU think they are in the replies!💜 Tune in next Thursday, September 3rd, at 3pm CT to find out the truth during our PREMIERE EPISODE!⭐️
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Overwatch Cavalry @owcavalry.com · 28/08/2026
Happy Birthday to Domina, the corporate mommy in #Overwatch 🦾
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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A picture of a dude and he says "dead trans person: you are doing a good job. Double thumbs up to you"
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not the Lofi BGM account following me and they clearly use AI for the music and all the art associated with said music🤢🥴
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Dol Huh
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would never gatekeep these two divas. Everyone needs to know about them.
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Barb and Star Say Hi
ALT: Barb and Star Say Hi
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thinking about the Cuntry Slim cigarette case this morning🫦💋
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goddesses the 3am thoughts need to stop plaguing meeeee🫩
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes you just look at a statement and cant help but sigh and nod your head. Then just go about your day🫥😫 @gabeygaymes.bsky.social
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Ube, Diva if ur nasty @theeubedoll.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I give myself an 8 mainly because one of my IRL besties thought I hated her when I first met her😅
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