Alt: Matthew Fox as Jack Sheppard Cries in Lost Lost was such a great show - unfortunately so many people either didn’t understand the ending, forgot the ending, or just plain lied about the ending that a weird amount of people are certain it was purgatory the whole time - when it explicitly was not that at all! They definitely survived the crash, this is as straightforward as canon gets. BAH! so now people believe it has the most obvious possible ending when it’s not even slightly true!

Alt: Indiana Jones and the Golden Idol

Alt: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, The Children Are Wrong. It’s my firm believe you can chart the quality of The Simpsons by how Skinner evolves - he starts out funny, but also rough and a little traditional, then as he grows more loose and absurd he gets funnier and funnier, until we reach the top of the curve and suddenly he stops being a rounded character and instead just different riffs on the mothers boy theme, until the joke gets so over done it’s both boring and heart breaking to watch. They took their best characters and made him a one note monotonous joke, just like what happened to the best show on tv in the 90’s.

Alt: The Big Lebowski: That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man (And this isn’t a dig on the coens, I love the coen brothers - I watched O Brother Where Art Thou for about the tenth time just last night!)

He’s making head trips for the masses, and so every Nolan movie automatically qualifies as his new Ultimate Trip.

ALT: Nicholas Cage: I Kinda Figured That