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@theesnek.bsky.social
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Formerly snek shameless lib Denver

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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Susan Collins wants to win she would go on live tv and prove you can in fact eat road salt
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Troy Jackson better win so we don’t have to spend the next 40 years re-litigating Graham Platner
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah we are going to have to nominate Ossof
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💀💀💀
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot wait to piss on his grave
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is even the point of keeping up this lie anymore. It’s been 11 years.
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nope. No. I can’t do this anymore
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats had more loudly and forcefully opposed trump from the beginning
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poor people are actually way better at budgeting
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan really may have outdone himself here
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Candidates don’t come from the heavens. They are chosen by people like Pam. God these people are so infuriating
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder what happened 10 years ago
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gay
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What do you even do with an electorate that only puts Democrats slightly better than Republicans on *protecting democracy* and *iran*
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pete Hegseth to commanders: send me your twinks
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is AT LEAST one member of the FBI who has engaged in beastiality (pic unrelated)
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You got me there
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Aw she’s got her diaper bag
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is one of those arguments that sounds like slopulism but is actually, if anything, understated. 56% of Colorado river water goes to GROWING FEED FOR LIVESTOCK IN THE DESERT.
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They obviously think this guy is a threat in 2028
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#WIgov is much closer than I thought. It really seems like it’ll come down to who gets more votes
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme
ALT: Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All-star lack of self awareness
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am buying SHELVES
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Has he even proposed a healthcare plan?
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Based on the state of the Oval Office this is true
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Kavanaugh Murders will continue until morale improves
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Kavanaugh Murders will continue until morale improves
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I for one am shocked that appeasing fascists didn’t work this time
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Too many poppers
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No, not that one either. A different different one.
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So Trump DID commit a crime on January 6 then?
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just in time for the World Cup
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Weird how this keeps happening
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
That’s really the only way to put it
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This man is from New York City
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Budapest is one of my favorite cities I have been to and I am very happy for the Hungarian people tonight 🇭🇺
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🚨🚨DEMS WON WAUKESHA 🚨🚨🚨
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Wisconsin Dems showing up every April to murder the conservative Supreme Court candidate
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a crowd
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Its April 2023 and Democrats have won a Wisconsin Supreme Court race Its April 2025 and Democrats have won a Wisconsin Supreme Court race Its April 2026 and Democrats have won a Wisconsin Supreme Court race Its April 2027 and Democrats have won a Wisconsin Supreme Court race
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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a black and white photo of donald trump with the words art of the deal on the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of donald trump with the words art of the deal on the bottom
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is what he has done his whole life. Make a mess, fuck a bunch of people over, and then just leave bc it’s not his problem and he doesn’t care
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So in retribution for the Iranians killed by the Iranian regime, we will kill even more Iranians
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Counterpoint: no it’s not
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Im sorry but this is the result of looksmaxxing?
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Amazing things happening over on the other site
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How can our so-called elites be so stupid
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
To the extent this is true, I guarantee this is not true for Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Are the muscles in the room with us Mr president
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Austin @theesnek.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This cannot be from today, March 25, 2026
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